I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

How can McVities taste like someone pressed them together from wet sand and yet have NO DIETARY FIBER IN THEM WHATSOEVER?

They have a grainy grass thing stamped into the top and everything. They're not digestives, they're LIES. >:(

Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes? I know i wanted to argue the point but it was soon after I joined and I was too much of a coward to tell people on the internet that they were wrong about snack cakes.

Pub Lover

Jan 29th, 2013 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766051)

Don't say that! I custom made Willie a set of MLP stuff. That is not what it was for! :shudder

Seeing as they were custom made and provision wasn't made to make them accommodating, I'd say he hasn't done anything shudder-worthy with them.

Pub Lover

Jan 29th, 2013 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766052)

Wasn't it Kitsa who didn't like jaffa cakes

I remember that. I think I just told myself that she'd had a stale pack/was an idiot woman.

Shrubfest

Jan 29th, 2013 06:27 AM

They had extra long legs so they could be tied to things.

Or potentially tie people to things.

But I suppose that would take away the solo aspect.

Pub Lover

Jan 29th, 2013 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 766055)

But I suppose that would take away the solo aspect.

I can't imagine you'd protest his non-solo abuse of them. :orgasm

Pub Lover

Jan 29th, 2013 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 766056)

I can't imagine you'd protest his CONSENSUAL non-solo abuse of them. :orgasm

:eek

Colonel Flagg

Jan 29th, 2013 01:00 PM

Pub, your avatar is one of the scariest images on teh interwebs.

Babs	Jan 29th, 2013 04:23 PM

yours is hawt

Babs	Jan 29th, 2013 05:37 PM

This place is dead as my soul. WHERE DUH SHIT IS EVERYONE. What happened to MattJack, BTC, CiG, ettctetctetc. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT TAD IS GONE, WUT DUH FUX N166ERZ

Babs	Jan 29th, 2013 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 656316)

" I WANT TO TALK TO YOU IN REAL LIFE ON AIM OR YAHOO"

The second cumming well begin in 1976 days.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jan 29th, 2013 06:03 PM

Gonna make your face look like the stay puft marshmallow man after they crossed the streams.

Feel free to use that one.

Babs	Jan 29th, 2013 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 766063)

Gonna make your face look like the stay puft marshmallow man after they crossed the streams.

You know you're still my baby.

Bill aint got no time for me anymore. Don't lie, I aint yo baby any more.

You don't have to leave yet do you?:tear

why it gotta end like this?

Babs	Jan 29th, 2013 06:32 PM

Just noticed Chojin died

Pub Lover

Jan 29th, 2013 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 766058)

Pub, your avatar is one of the scariest images on teh interwebs.

As a halloween avatar, it should. I like to keep my politics fresh.

Fathom Zero

Jan 29th, 2013 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 766065)

Just noticed Chojin died

he didn't die

He just transmuted into kettlebells.

Babs	Jan 30th, 2013 03:24 AM

AND HE DOESN'T GIVE "SQUAT" ABOUT US

Babs	Jan 30th, 2013 03:26 AM

JUST AS LONG AS HE KEEPS HIS CHIN UP

Babs	Jan 30th, 2013 03:32 AM

Seriously, everyone is gone now.

Babs	Jan 30th, 2013 03:36 AM

Where is sam, gus, cig, shit even milhouse barely comes around. Willie left and said he'll never come back. What about zhukov? Sacks and bigtimecow. Wiffles and elx. WHHHY! GOD DAMN THIS WORLD

Pub Lover

Jan 30th, 2013 04:05 AM

Why do those people not come here anymore?

Pub Lover

Jan 30th, 2013 04:06 AM

Short answer: You.

Pub Lover

Jan 30th, 2013 04:06 AM

Long answer: Me.

Pub Lover

Jan 30th, 2013 04:07 AM

:pagebrak