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It would probably just make you sick till the fireman arrives and puts your 3rd degree burned ass in an ambulance.

Hey, at least he'd have some stories to share with that psychiatric hospital orderly whose face I slashed open 3 years ago.

The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME

Haven't you seen the Disorderlies?

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Originally Posted by Otto (Post 771048)

i think you're confusing orderlies with kamen rider henchmen

Watch any old nuthouse based movie. The orderlies, the muscle they use to keep the unruly nuts in check are always wearing bow ties with their names embroidered on their shirts. Prime example: one flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Always appreciatea a Kamen Rider reference, though.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771043)

I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.

I thought you did that once before, with a young lass from NC who posted an ill-advised selfie in a rest room.

Hilarity ensued.

Oh I think I did. Did I cover her face with Brak? MB it was Pub.

Thanks for that.

BTW anyone hear from Kit lately?

I you build a hockey thread she will cum.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771060)

:blah

Got a laugh out of me. :lol

or that blond girl. what the hell was her name?

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 766613)

I'm so tired of you fags, I'm on a quest to bring the ladies back.

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 766655)

ugh

That's my granddaughter you pervs. >:

Somehow I suspected that.

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Today's Birthdays

Qeklouv, Peavobril, Spaxaghun, Vukosnay, Skasmeas, umop apisdn, XMoltresX (23)

What is the deal with today then?

Spoilers!

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771028)

This is the least disturbing selfie I have rediscovered being online.

I took a lot? I really shouldn't have.

So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit?

"Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on."

:vomit

Hey buddy. You seem to have forgotten that you posted all of those pictures in this thread. ;)

Currently the most popular thread on this forum is you guys all roleplaying ZBF's suicide party. :rolleyes :eek

Bring your own ropes, bitches.

We got sandwiches goddamnit >: