how do you go
 

about commiting suicide ? I've been constantly thinking of it for nearly a year, but I don't seem to be able to get the guts. I live on the ninth floor, it should be easy - but can't bring myself to do it. I think because I still have somewhere a tiny bit of hope, which I truly cannot understand given how irrational it is.
So, any help would be apreciated.

dont kill yourself become a hooker!

you'll still be dead, but only on the inside

irrational hope is what keeps me alive too :(

Get counseling quick. Suicide leaves everyone around you devastated. It's not worth it! If you truly feel that we, get help. :)

you are no help, willie.
Ohj, I think I'm afraid of reincarnation, too - what if it does exist, and next time it's WORSE ?

sometimes the help is worse than just suffering w/it :(

edit: sorry for not being help :(

I dunno. With my attempts, I usually just sit ready to swallow the alcohol or the pills or whatever and just think and think and think for the longest time about it. Then, suddenly you come to a moment when your thinking stops and you don't care about anything in the world. At that point, do whatever you want to do while you're too senseless to worry about it.

Of course, I don't recommend you actually do that. The world would be a sad place with one less hot chick artist. :(

Councilling makes everyone around you think your unstable so get councilling then they'll have a fearfull respect for you!

if you do decide to kill yourself be sure to leave alight or the TV on to discourage burgulars

If you have any doubts, you won't succeed

any tips about encouraging flesh eater necrophiles ?

edit - that was for arrow x which goes without saying but, you know

mustard

let me write this down. "do not forget the mustard".
ok.

Necropheliacs, not necrophiles, we take our work very seriously.
And if you are at the point that you would commit suicide, think of other options. Crackwhores are frowned upon, but some really do enjoy life; sex and drugs. Basically I'm saying you have much to lose before you should give up, and many places to turn. Do not let a petty emotion end what could be a beautiful existence, for emotions pass.
But if you do insist on foolishly ending all that you know, then make it big please. I want to see someone blow themself up in the middle of someplace important. Or just make your death really odd, don't be another building jumper. Go out in style.

The first step to not committing suicide is to remove freaky, mutant, pink fish thing avatars that instill pants-shitting fear. :(

oh you big baby those things barely ever move :rolleyes

You don't have to move much when you grow brocolli out of your sides to shoot at unsuspecting passersby. :chatter

But chimp, it's SMILING! :)

Slitting wrists is for girls. Real men slit their throats.

Or if you want to go easy, just tie a cynderblock to your foot and push it in a lake. By the time the pain starts, it's already too late.

And don't jump off a building unless your sure someone will cover you up as soon as you hit. You don't want people looking at you when you're all gory, do you? [/reference]

nerd you suck and are retarded

It's smiling because it knows you think it's cute, when it is really a deadly beast plotting your DEMISE. :(

oh w/e

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haha i remember having fun times with msn messenger nicknames :lol i should really sign up again for it

She wasn't lying. :(