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executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 05:56 PM

spent most of my days
on the playgrounds of western

Moobs Jan 4th, 2008 05:56 PM

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 05:57 PM

i was chillin' out
maxin', relaxin' all cool
playing basketball

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 05:58 PM

a couple of guys
they started making trouble
in my neighborhood

Fathom Zero Jan 4th, 2008 05:59 PM

I've seen a lot about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air today.

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 06:01 PM

i got in one fight
mom got scared, said "you're moving
in with your auntie"

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 06:02 PM

whistled for a cab
i saw its license plate "fresh"
and dice in mirror

arg_zombies Jan 4th, 2008 06:03 PM

I can hear my brain cells dying

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 06:04 PM

the cab was quite rare
but i said nah forget it
yo holmes to bel-air

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 06:05 PM

whoops i may have forgotten a part doesnt one version have a bit about being on a plane

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 06:05 PM

If you die more than 15 times in a row in that game doesn't the mighty voice of Thor boom down from the heavens and yell at you for sucking so bad

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 06:05 PM


Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 06:07 PM

because that's awesome

Tadao Jan 4th, 2008 06:07 PM

Eep Op Oop Op OP

Tadao Jan 4th, 2008 06:09 PM

I want to kill you

Zomboid Jan 4th, 2008 06:10 PM

Man, vila really pisses me off. I find her offensive as a human.

executioneer Jan 4th, 2008 06:10 PM


Zomboid Jan 4th, 2008 06:11 PM


Moobs Jan 4th, 2008 06:14 PM

ill kik ur ass >:

Moobs Jan 4th, 2008 06:15 PM

wait i didn't do it in capitals

arg_zombies Jan 4th, 2008 06:24 PM

I've never noticed the reload button at the top :<



Mockery Jan 4th, 2008 06:25 PM


Tadao Jan 4th, 2008 06:37 PM

Die thread die!

arg_zombies Jan 4th, 2008 06:46 PM


Tadao Jan 4th, 2008 06:52 PM

I really don't see why the thread should go, unless you feel that it will make new people feel more welcome to post. But really all you would have to do is...
after regestration, have them go to a page that tells them that they should Say hi in the "Hi, I'm new thread" and them jump into "Chat" to get thier feet wet.

Emu Jan 4th, 2008 06:57 PM

if tihs thread goes i want postcounts back

Chojin Jan 4th, 2008 06:58 PM

I have made significant progress in the field of SCIENCE to defend this thread.

Moobs Jan 4th, 2008 07:00 PM

i will lock to myself to this thread until tibet is free..or something like that ;o

Emu Jan 4th, 2008 07:04 PM

I got to see a cop leap on a man during an arrest today. :D

arg_zombies Jan 4th, 2008 07:21 PM

20 more posts to 666

Now 19

Emu Jan 4th, 2008 08:24 PM


Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 08:25 PM


arg_zombies Jan 4th, 2008 08:32 PM


MarioRPG Jan 4th, 2008 08:39 PM

No wayz

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 09:27 PM

I loled so hard at the first two posts on page 51 of the cowboy song thread by willie ;o

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 09:30 PM

I got "I hope you get a" and then I can't decipher the rest of it

Assuredly NOT ArrowX Jan 4th, 2008 09:33 PM


Emu Jan 4th, 2008 09:33 PM

i hope you get aids homo

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 09:34 PM

I would love to take the last two posts out of context.

Emu Jan 4th, 2008 09:35 PM

it still holds, actually

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 09:36 PM

That's why I wanted to call attention to it, darling.

Assuredly NOT ArrowX Jan 4th, 2008 09:43 PM

what a warm fucking welcome

Emu Jan 4th, 2008 09:44 PM

well since you're clearly arrowx you've already BEEN welcomed, thank you

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 09:48 PM

Guys, I think we need to give him a chance. I think we need to give everyone a chance, even the 4chan users! Even the anime fans and the goths and the ravers and everyone! God bless us! Every one!

Neen Jan 4th, 2008 10:21 PM

I wonder when this thread will reach critical mass.

Moobs Jan 4th, 2008 10:22 PM

i wonder when SHUT UP >:

Moobs Jan 4th, 2008 10:23 PM

i mean please kindly stop

Neen Jan 4th, 2008 10:26 PM

Stop what? ..... wondering? Never!

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 10:28 PM

that was a little unfair, he wasn't really doing anything

Moobs Jan 4th, 2008 10:31 PM

i just wanted to be a part of this whole angry thing i'm so sorry ;_;

Assuredly NOT ArrowX Jan 4th, 2008 10:33 PM

I'm over my forum change rage now I'm just here to enforce the crumbling laws of the old board. I feel like Dennis Quaid in Dragonheart.

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 10:36 PM

Aren't you circumventing a ban or something?

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by MLE (Post 519419)
Guys, I think we need to give him a chance. I think we need to give everyone a chance, even the 4chan users! Even the anime fans and the goths and the ravers and everyone! God bless us! Every one!

Why don't we just stick with the 4chan users?

Neen Jan 4th, 2008 10:47 PM

Anonymous, is that you?

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 10:49 PM

We do not forget. We do not forgive.

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 10:52 PM

You guys know I was joking. That was a joke. The part about "God bless us, every one!" is from tiny tim. seriously. I don't like you.

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 10:53 PM


MLE Jan 4th, 2008 10:53 PM

This is like seven force all over again.

Neen Jan 4th, 2008 10:53 PM

Guys? don't lump me in with him.

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 10:55 PM

You identified yourself as one of the "guys" I don't like when referencing 4chan. Don't worry. I was being thorough!

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 10:55 PM

What? Its not like I have cooties.

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 10:56 PM

of all the new guys, I hate Neen the least!

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 10:56 PM

I'm not even going to ignore him!

Neen Jan 4th, 2008 10:57 PM

Edit: to Evil Dead (quick reply isn't fast enough)

Not without my Haz-mat suit, at least.

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 10:58 PM

I actually own one...

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 10:59 PM

Neen seems alright usually, so I'll give him a chance, but every 4chan reference will count as a strike against you in my book!

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 11:01 PM

4chan does get tired and played out, but its like the perversity center of the internet. You can't NOT love it.

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 11:02 PM

oh yes you can. not love it, that is.

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 11:03 PM

Well, besides rampant immaturity, why don't you like it?

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 11:03 PM

it's stupid.

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 11:03 PM

I'm an ex-/v/irgin, and even while I posted there I hated pretty much every board on the site.

The Sonic comic edits still make me laugh, though.


Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 11:05 PM

I'm not going to post a bunch of shit. Especially the majority of anything /b/ related.

I agree its stupid, but its funny. Funny stupid. Like just about every movie put out today.

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 11:05 PM

I would prefer it if 4chan discussion stopped here!

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 11:06 PM

what movies have you been watching

do you live in fucking bollywood

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 11:07 PM

The last movie I saw was I Am Legend.

It was fucking hilarious if you take into account its the second Heston classic butchered.

Why does it matter if I live in Hollywood? You seem awfully hostile, Guitar Woman. Don't like me THAT much?

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 11:07 PM

Maybe he's the target demographic?

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 11:09 PM

Bollywood, faggot


Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 11:09 PM

Nah, if I were the target demographic, I'd be appluading those movies for their SFX.

It film class in highschool, we actually had to go out to a movie once every two weeks and do a critique of it. I guess the habit never really died because I think of all the trash they put out now as funny.

Assuredly NOT ArrowX Jan 4th, 2008 11:10 PM

I don't like him because hes new, and hes exactly the kind of person who is shunned due to the fact that when people with the words "evil dead" anywhere in their profile, sig or otherwise are usually unfunny and terrible people.

I hope you break that trend but I learned a long time ago not to hold out hope.

Spetsnaz Jan 4th, 2008 11:11 PM

Don't believe in me. Please. I'm not your personal Jesus.

Neen Jan 4th, 2008 11:23 PM

I step out for a few minutes and Evil Dead gets banned..... and Assuredly NOT ArrowX.

I must have missed some serious stuff.

MLE Jan 4th, 2008 11:25 PM

ED posted borderline porn and i'm on my work laptop, and at least 2 people immediately reported him. At the same time the same admin noticed arrowx was circumventing his ban, so he was banned again.

Chojin Jan 4th, 2008 11:30 PM

guys did you know that 4chan has their own message board?

comhcinc Jan 4th, 2008 11:31 PM

banage pow! but anyway i happen to love bollywood. thus my avatar.

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 11:31 PM

uh, isn't the site itself a message board of sorts

Tadao Jan 4th, 2008 11:33 PM

What an interesting day (for me at least)

Chojin Jan 4th, 2008 11:33 PM

yes, that was the joke

Chojin Jan 4th, 2008 11:34 PM

so today I was wondering why my mom didn't call me only to find out at 10 PM that schimid had apparently drunk all the battery juice out of my phone while I was sleeping and neglected to let me know

Neen Jan 4th, 2008 11:39 PM

Actually, I've never been in 4chan. I haven't heard great things, so I never bothered.

Chojin Jan 4th, 2008 11:41 PM

I hold 4chan personally responsible for how retarded online gaming has become.

Nothing is more pathetic than someone actually speaking trite internet-isms.

Neen Jan 4th, 2008 11:46 PM

Like saying LOL. Not actually laughing out loud, but saying the letters.

It's why I never go to the mall anymore.

Chojin Jan 4th, 2008 11:50 PM

online it's mostly "for the win" and "lulz" and "pwned" and shit like that

I think "el oh el" is BENEATH some of the bigger internet dorks.

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2008 11:51 PM

uh, actually, 4chan is full of elitist fuckers who hate that kind of thing

If they're saying stuff like "lulz" it's in reference to the site's appearance on Fox news.

If you want to see an example of 4chan's online gaming influence, go download the Mudkipz mod for HL2. It's actually pretty funny.

Zomboid Jan 4th, 2008 11:51 PM

I used to jokingly say PWN in halo as POON to make fun of people.

comhcinc Jan 4th, 2008 11:52 PM

a friend of mine did that for years before i ever caught on to what he was doing, needless to say we are not friends anymore

Moobs Jan 4th, 2008 11:57 PM

i used to say wtf as 'whutufu' when i played socom 2

Neen Jan 4th, 2008 11:59 PM

I orginally thought FTW meant Fuck The World......

not a great story, I admit.

Tadao Jan 5th, 2008 12:07 AM


Originally Posted by Neen (Post 519639)
I orginally thought FTW meant Fuck The World......

not a great story, I admit.

Same here! Until after I just read this post...

I guess it's just the punk in me that remebers when FTW accually meant something meaningfull :(

Guitar Woman Jan 5th, 2008 12:08 AM

I thought it was some kind of perversion of wtf

Emu Jan 5th, 2008 12:09 AM

I was in GameStop last week and there was a pair of walking stereotypes standing at the counter. The male of the pair was cultivating an impressively pubic neckbeard and had that sort of overweight, greasy build that can only come from years of daily doses of Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch flavor Doritos. He took it upon himself to speak a 4chan meme in literally every sentence and was especially fond of saying the word "Fwee" in a high-pitched voice. He also managed to somehow pronounce "Orly?" phonetically. His apparent girlfriend was even bigger than he was, and had the standard pear shape, in that her ass was mercifully only slightly less wide than the door. They both were talking exasperatedly about WoW raids. I'm usually a pretty restrained person, but I came very close to telling the fellow to his face to shut the fuck up.

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