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Tadao May 30th, 2009 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by Dommin (Post 630482)

If you have any interest in anime whatsoever, there's a good three hours of laughs there.

Can you direct link me to the song, I don't want to read an anime board.

Tadao May 30th, 2009 05:54 PM


Tadao May 30th, 2009 06:16 PM


Kitsa May 30th, 2009 06:38 PM

I'm completely wiped out today, which makes no sense because I've done feck-all. I slept from 8pm to 4am, then from 5 to 10 am, then I managed to stay awake from 10-1 before falling asleep again until 4. It's now half past 6 and I'm yawning. What the hell?

Tadao May 30th, 2009 06:45 PM


I get it a lot. It's what happens when your body is in a constant fight.

Kitsa May 30th, 2009 06:51 PM

I'm usually not that susceptible. It seems like a shame to waste a pretty spring day, so I did a loop around the neighborhood with the dog.

Some old guy gestured to her service-dog pack and asked me if she was carrying my sandwiches.

I couldn't decide if he was just being an idiot or if it was a fat joke, so I just laughed and moved on.

Tadao May 30th, 2009 07:18 PM

Stop with the I'm fat thing already. It makes all of us think about our imperfections. Accept Zomboid. :rolleyes

Kitsa May 30th, 2009 07:25 PM

I'd like to clarify that I'm not fishing when I say that. I look at it as an acceptance of reality.

Why should I accept Zomboid?

Tadao May 30th, 2009 07:35 PM

Opps, vodka makes my inner feelings about the big Z cum out.

Tadao May 30th, 2009 07:38 PM

I doubt you would be fishing here, but I do think you are feeling bad about your weight and see it in everything around you. I am almost about to diagnosis you with emolitis.

Kitsa May 30th, 2009 07:44 PM

don't you dare >:

Tadao May 30th, 2009 08:00 PM

You are lucky enough to have a pretty face and talent.

Tadao May 30th, 2009 08:10 PM

Just as I thought, you can't take a compliment without thinking tha someone is out to hurt you. I'm sorry, but this could be a fatal case.

Colonel Flagg May 30th, 2009 10:22 PM

Imperfections make us all interesting.

Kitsa May 30th, 2009 10:53 PM

I have a RAGING case of self-loathing and that's all you could ever want in an emotionally insecure woman.

If I just tacked on some pathetic public drunkenness and such, I'd have the whole package!

Oh, and by the way, fuck the stupid Redwings and Chris Osgood with his "I did everything right" shit.

Esuohlim May 31st, 2009 02:14 AM


Esuohlim May 31st, 2009 02:16 AM

Maybe if the Penguins didn't have a 4-year-old team captain they'd have a better chance >:

Esuohlim May 31st, 2009 02:17 AM


Tadao May 31st, 2009 03:07 AM

Tadao May 31st, 2009 03:13 AM

Colonel Flagg May 31st, 2009 02:04 PM

Best selling cereal in Michigan.

Plus it's good for you.

Colonel Flagg May 31st, 2009 02:07 PM

As for me, I want both teams to lose. So I'll only get half a loaf. :(

Kitsa May 31st, 2009 02:24 PM

Well, seriously, who answers an interview question with "I did everything right"?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 31st, 2009 02:43 PM

I normally get up at like 8. I'm just waking up now and I think I drank too much last night.

I watched some old ninja movie last night and the star looks like an asian version of Sidney Crosby in playoff mode.

Kitsa May 31st, 2009 02:45 PM

I'm refinishing a table and I feel all This Old House and shit.

Tadao May 31st, 2009 02:54 PM

What ninja movies did you get?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 31st, 2009 03:52 PM

Cyborg ninja
Golden ninja invasion
Phantom ninja kids strike force
17 ninjas
and 6 other ones for $10ish

Tadao May 31st, 2009 03:55 PM

Haven't seen any of those., wait maybe Phantom ninja kids strike force.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 31st, 2009 03:57 PM

The one we watched last night was amazingly bad. We started watching one that looked pretty good so we had to change it.

Tadao May 31st, 2009 03:59 PM

Nope I was wrong :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost May 31st, 2009 04:05 PM


I liked the picture in picture so you can see two kids kicking the shit out of the same hay person from different angles.

RaNkeri Jun 1st, 2009 05:04 AM

I'm back :posh

Kitsa Jun 1st, 2009 09:50 AM

shouldn't that be an eyeroll?

My dog never lets an intense lightning-storm go by without REALLY REALLY REALLY needing to go poop :(

Womti Jun 1st, 2009 11:35 AM

that's disgusting.

Tadao Jun 1st, 2009 02:55 PM



I'm so proud :tear

Fathom Zero Jun 1st, 2009 03:12 PM

I put one down so that it seemed more legitimate.

Tadao Jun 1st, 2009 03:18 PM

:lol Legit on Urban Dictionary? That's crazy talk.

Dimnos Jun 2nd, 2009 09:58 AM

I like how you have taken over the #1 slot.

Shrubfest Jun 2nd, 2009 12:32 PM

Yay for the zombie walk!

Tell everyone you know!

Womti Jun 2nd, 2009 12:57 PM


fuck the zombie walk do the terminator

RaNkeri Jun 2nd, 2009 02:20 PM

Man o' man, Silver Sonic is my fucking nightmare

Kitsa Jun 2nd, 2009 04:15 PM


I used to have a piano teacher who accused me of going through her house when I was waiting for my lesson. I'm still not sure what the hell she was talking about, because I never went further than the route we were supposed to take...coming in the back door after school, going down the basement stairs, and waiting in the little area outside the lesson room. But she said I was up going through drawers and stuff. I suspect there are more crazy-old-lady piano teachers out there than we think.

In the eighties I had a piano teacher who dated the guy who was the stand-in for Darth Vader in the Star Wars movies. At least, that's what he told her, and that's what she told everyone else, just about every hour on the hour. It was her big claim to fame. She was crazy enough, but probably only about 35.

Tadao Jun 2nd, 2009 04:52 PM

The amount of ass kissing in the front forums makes me dry heave sometimes.

RaNkeri Jun 2nd, 2009 04:55 PM

front forums?

MarioRPG Jun 2nd, 2009 05:09 PM

I don't know either.

Tadao Jun 2nd, 2009 05:21 PM

I call this the front forums.


Kitsa Jun 2nd, 2009 05:41 PM

the front forums and the back forums have always seemed like two entirely separate creatures to me.

Tadao Jun 2nd, 2009 08:17 PM

Tadao Jun 2nd, 2009 08:19 PM

And for that special gal.

Kitsa Jun 2nd, 2009 08:29 PM

Zane just did his acid test. At first he said "BYOA", then the flyers said "drug free", so I'm interested to know what actually went down.

I had a great poster signed by all the surviving Pranksters that disappeared mysteriously at the same time my ex did. :( Probably in my ex-MIL's living room right now.

Tadao Jun 2nd, 2009 08:35 PM

Hmmm, I too am interested to see what actually happened. I'm afraid to say that it was probably a psychotic mix of the old and the new without any introductions.

bigtimecow Jun 3rd, 2009 12:12 AM

damnit i'm bored, tired, have a headache, can't sleep, fuck! and of course this thread is still dead whenever i'm ready to chat :(

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 12:31 AM

Clement doesn't make your heart warm and fuzzy?

bigtimecow Jun 3rd, 2009 12:46 AM


Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 12:52 AM

Johnathan and his wacky shenanigans. But he's gone now.

bigtimecow Jun 3rd, 2009 12:55 AM

i have not a clue what you're talking about. my headache is roaring. what are you up to T dao

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 01:34 AM

Watching House, sobering up and downloading German porn. German girls are hot, just not when poop is involved though.

You should drink yourself to sleep, unless you don't drink.

bigtimecow Jun 3rd, 2009 01:38 AM

oh i drink, but i got no beer :( sleepless in seattle is almost done too :(

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 01:42 AM

Dam, you can't catch a break.

bigtimecow Jun 3rd, 2009 01:48 AM


Misdemonar Jun 3rd, 2009 01:58 AM


Fathom Zero Jun 3rd, 2009 02:15 AM


Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 02:18 AM

I was on this ride yesterday.


Dixie Jun 3rd, 2009 09:13 AM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 630952)
Watching House, sobering up and downloading German porn. German girls are hot, just not when poop is involved though.

You should drink yourself to sleep, unless you don't drink.

the ET one is going to blow your miiiind

Aaarg Jun 3rd, 2009 09:36 AM

my ex-girlfriend tried to drop the "ex," ha.

bigtimecow Jun 3rd, 2009 10:33 AM

my current girlfriend is acting really weird lately, ha?

Dimnos Jun 3rd, 2009 10:49 AM


:lol The boobs are covered so you may or may not consider this NSFW, depending on where you work.

Sam Jun 3rd, 2009 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 630960)


bigtimecow Jun 3rd, 2009 10:54 AM

your icon is saying full dick for shiz

bigtimecow Jun 3rd, 2009 11:12 AM

stuck at work until 3 yay!!!!!

Kitsa Jun 3rd, 2009 12:00 PM

I am supposed to be refinishing a table, but I have neither the energy nor the interest at the moment. I would rather hibernate for four or five more hours.

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2009 12:04 PM

Reuters has a pic of Rog that every hick news site is using to represent E3.

Frigging Picklehat.

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2009 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 630985)
my ex-girlfriend tried to drop the "ex," ha.

The hot one? :eek

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2009 12:15 PM

Oh shit, my summer job starts tonight :x

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM

Ranny-K! What is your summer job? Something uniquely Finnish, no doubt.

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2009 12:17 PM


RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2009 12:20 PM

I'll be delivering morning papers

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2009 12:24 PM

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2009 12:24 PM

Atleast I get to do whatever I want during daytime.

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2009 12:26 PM

I played a video game of that back in the eighties, I can tell that you are in for a lot of fun.

Dimnos Jun 3rd, 2009 12:53 PM

Dude are they going to have a sweet obstacle course after your rout?

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2009 01:00 PM

I barely even get to use the bicycle, most of the buildings here are apartments :(

I'll make sure to post some pics of my trusty roadwarrior though

Sam Jun 3rd, 2009 03:32 PM


Aaarg Jun 3rd, 2009 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 631005)
The hot one? :eek

fuck yeah the hot one.

she expects me to be willing to move back to west virginia to be with her. haha. i told her that if she's "ever in the smokies and in need of a poke" to call me.

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 04:42 PM

Hah! That'll learn that cunt.

Aaarg Jun 3rd, 2009 05:00 PM

she said she'd come visit me if i had a bed. OOPS.

Dimnos Jun 3rd, 2009 05:03 PM

Tell her you have a bed. Im assuming you dont have a bed.

Aaarg Jun 3rd, 2009 05:09 PM

currently i'm living in someone else's house, on their living room floor. i am not inviting some skank here just so i can juggle her titties.

anyway when i do get my own place i'll probably just get a futon.

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 05:11 PM

Will they let he fuck you in the living room if she dances for them?

Aaarg Jun 3rd, 2009 05:20 PM

dance for me, boy! just like your mother used to!

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2009 05:48 PM

Oh great, I'm supposed to leave soon and it's fucking raining

Dimnos Jun 3rd, 2009 05:53 PM

Its not JUST so you can juggle her titties. Its also for the surprise on her face when she sees that you have no bed.

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 05:56 PM

I doubt it will be a surprise

RaNkeri Jun 3rd, 2009 06:12 PM

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

I'm off to work, bitchin'

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 06:35 PM


Comedy Central has started airing Just Shoot Me, and I'm ok with that. :(

executioneer Jun 3rd, 2009 07:09 PM

i always get just shoot me and the naked truth confused for some reason

Tadao Jun 3rd, 2009 07:20 PM

Equal hatred for Moore and Spade?

executioneer Jun 3rd, 2009 07:22 PM

that or equal boners for sangiacomo and leoni :o

Kitsa Jun 3rd, 2009 07:35 PM

she was great in The Stand.

Pub Lover Jun 3rd, 2009 07:40 PM

Stephen King is one of the few things that remind me that I'm not American. :(

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