cute girl says hi
 

OMG, the new girl at work said hi to me! what do i do? shes standing right next to me!!!
:chatter

Hahaha, I can imagine you telling her to hold on a second while you find the nearest computer with Internet access to ask us this.

If she's still there, say hi back ;)

Wait she might not be ready for that type of commitment. :(

Forget I said anything :o

ok. i said hi back. she said her name is kia. now what do i do??

Holy shit you're at phase 3 already :eek

Tell her your name, but say it slowly as to not scare her away :(

ok. i told her my name. then i ask her if she was new to the department, and she said yeah, then walked away. i think i blew it...
:(

:giggle

Oh shit, this is all my fault. :( :(

Wait, did you say your name slow enough? >:

haha. no really this is how it went down.

usualy at work, people come outside to talk on there cell phone. i was out side smoking and hurd some chick say "hay, whats up?" and then "how are you doing". my back was turned away from her, so i just thought it was some body on there cell. then she said "fine. just ingore me then" thats when i turned around and said in a fucked up nerve-is voice "oh sorry, i thought you were on the phone" and she smiled like "yeah, whatever" so we introduced yourselvs and i said "so your new to the department?" and she said "yeah" then i said "cool" and put out my smoke, came inside and kicked my self in the ass for fucking up again.

i will never , ever get any...
:(

GAME OVER. :(

You just walked away? :lol

Today in school some fat girl said hi to me and I just ignored her. :lol

Whenever a fat girl says hi to me I have to say hi back but then they always want a hug and it's weird because I can't fit my arms around them :(

I remember in like 8th grade some girl wouldn't stop bothering me because she liked me and I threw a rock at her head. She said something like, "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO THROW ROCKS AT MY HEAD," and then I called her a beach whale. :(

i was in such shock that a cute girl said hi to me, i couldn't think of anything else to say or do...
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I don't think any of your stories are, how you say, real, Crunch.

Next time you take a smoke break and she's standing with you, stick the cig up your nose and blow smoke rings out of your ass. Chicks dig that shit. :)

One time i was in hot topic and a black girl started hitting on me. She said her name was Shancqua. I should have asked for her number, but i blew it and just left.

well, it turns out that dreadlock rockstar guy allready got her to go to his house after work.

not only was she cute, but she was eazy too....
:(

That means the smoke ring trick would've worked.

That's okay Gameover. There's more where she came from. I'll bet she has friends. :)

You can always do what these guys do at first:

http://koti.mbnet.fi/reagan/lodger/ilove.html

i guess theres a big party for co workers and rockstar guys house. that means she isn't a slut. not yet anyway. i got a few informants going to the party, cause i'm working late. hopefuly they will do there fucking job and put in some good words for me...
:)

I thought you were a girl. :/

she hooked up with rockstar dude...
:(
but they both work here, so i sure a neat lawsute is comming...
:)

:lol