Who braked every page? :eek

:posh

But not Uranus for years.

I know. :(

hrm, did someone find my secret not so secret Dilbert?

No. :eek


Something else was deleted. :eek :eek :eek

ALSO, how was it a year ago that you did that?! I thought it was last month not 2014. The fuck is going on.

I hid it in the post quote image. I thought myself so clever. :sleep

Something like this. Secret Brak.

Now there is an idea.

Dude, time = :wank :( :death

I bought a hi fi console yesterday! I only wish I could keep it on the front porch, so I could listen to my 78s while polishing a revolver and giving my neighbors menacing grins.

Just to reminisce a little .....
Whatever happened to Kulturkampf?

FUCK YOU! I challenge you to chess again when I get to it!

WTF ever happened to RoG? is he too good to mix with the slime!

OH GOD WHY HAVE YOU DESERTED US!

WHERE'S PUB?

Oh, it's so on. :shocked

He rubbed peanut butter on his balls and his dog ate him.
He saves his energy for yelling at conventions.
Danny asked me to leave. Read my fricking posts. I don't need to be here until 2016.

Hi Pub.

Hey!

Hey

Ho!

TO THA WINDOWSSSSSSS

:pagebrak

Have you ever looked at a puppet and thought "I'd fuck that."?

I hope that happens to me one day.

if its a Real-doll, why not ;3

Howdy Doody with a fleshlight.

I'm gonna need some one to pull the strings on a Realdoll. You don't seem to bust ZBF.

I can do it, I tried my hand at ventriloquism when I was a dumb kid, until I couldn't stop getting creeped out by the dummy's lifeless staring eyes and I burned it in an oil drum in the back yard.

This will be the most important thing you can do for a bro.

WE ARE JUST SO CHATTY, HUH DUDES?

Posting on a forum is too much like going outside.

This isn't like the outside at all! Where's the twig-thin homeless lady that talks to St. Roch in public, or the pale dude in the 5XL Gadsen Flag shirt that seems to know a lot about the second amendment, but little about personal hygiene?

They are all here. Mostly lurkers, but they are here.

You are so weird, all the time. BRUH, Y U DO DIS TO U

I like not being considered the strangest one here.

hi

MY PARENTS NEVER LOVESD ME AND I SUFFER FROM A MYRIAD OF CRIPPLING EMOTIONAL DISORDERS >:o

Lol that doesn't make it any better. It's okay, I accept you

:meat

I may be a deranged, emotionally crippled weirdo, but at least I'm not ZBF!

































pretty sure that's the only thing that's keeping me alive....

:highfive

Touche. I don't know how to do the accent, I'm not cool enough

:pagebrak

Haha.

??????

Any dumbshit can affect a quasi-midwestern accent with a vague German undertone. Plebian.

I meant the accent on the e, you fuck.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

:pagebrak

Yeah, keep laughing. It's going to make it all the more rewarding when I surgically alter you into a sentient pumpkin.

That's that shit I'm talking about. Do you say that shit in public?

Wes Craven died, whaaaaat

Or did he? :eek

Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes

*mumbles* Something something functioning genitals defeating the point or something.

My insane pen scratchings pass as art, I get a free pass in most places. The trick is to only do it in places where people look like they can name more than two artists (and in my state you have to qualify it with "Thomas Kinkade doesn't count".)

:rolleyes

:lol :lol

do a search for "esuohlim" you'll get a lot of great lines like this

Maybe on Vet day we pardon 1 vet.

so i picked up drawing again for the first time in like five months. You jerks want to see some fucking goddamn art?

Is it Hentai?

noooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

I like it.

Did nazis ever have genies? That should have been their goal.

Those are Jawsome!

Also going to get to work on two comix now that I'm on something to keep my anxiety tamped down. Have to put up some character sketches.

I very nearly made a picture nostalgia post the other day. I was looking for the Missed Brak Fool image for the previous page but my photobucket was filled with insane garbage that I did not understand. :eek
This is some high stakes gambling we've got here. What if we're bluffing and have to go home to our husbands and explain we lost all of our housekeeping halloweens?
I'm doing even less ok now than I was that time. :lol

This is the least disturbing selfie I have rediscovered being online.

I took a lot? I really shouldn't have.

So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit?

"Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on."

:vomit

What is the :puke emotion command again? >:

:rolleyes

Can I be a mod?

We've been down this road before. :rolleyes

:pagebrak

I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.

i tried to kill myself yesterday with pills and two pints of booze and all I did was sleep all day and throw up in the morning

i wonder if i set my house on fire if the smoke will make me pass out before I start burning

It would probably just make you sick till the fireman arrives and puts your 3rd degree burned ass in an ambulance.

Hey, at least he'd have some stories to share with that psychiatric hospital orderly whose face I slashed open 3 years ago.

Oh, you.

The thing that disappointed me the most about my trips to the nuthouse were that the orderlies were just meathead idiots in cheap scrubs. I was expecting dudes in white collared shirts and black bow ties.

HOLLYWOOD LIED TO ME

Haven't you seen the Disorderlies?

i think you're confusing orderlies with kamen rider henchmen

Watch any old nuthouse based movie. The orderlies, the muscle they use to keep the unruly nuts in check are always wearing bow ties with their names embroidered on their shirts. Prime example: one flew over the cuckoo's nest.


Always appreciatea a Kamen Rider reference, though.

I thought you did that once before, with a young lass from NC who posted an ill-advised selfie in a rest room.

Hilarity ensued.

Oh I think I did. Did I cover her face with Brak? MB it was Pub.

:blah

Thanks for that.

BTW anyone hear from Kit lately?

I you build a hockey thread she will cum.

Got a laugh out of me. :lol

or that blond girl. what the hell was her name?

..

:lol

That's my granddaughter you pervs. >:

Somehow I suspected that.

What is the deal with today then?

Hey buddy. You seem to have forgotten that you posted all of those pictures in this thread. ;)

Currently the most popular thread on this forum is you guys all roleplaying ZBF's suicide party. :rolleyes :eek

Bring your own ropes, bitches.

We got sandwiches goddamnit >:

ONE FUCKING JOB!