I just noticed that you had to make sure you included your PS3 in your picture.


:rolleyes

To be fair, he left out only one thing.
Anyways, I sent him
*an LP
*A bunch ofcomics
*The Fellowship of The Ring
*Movies
* Wolverine toy(sorry Leader, "Action Figure")
*A Berkley Farms Visor
* and the aforementioned fountain.
The movies were: Ballistic: Ecks vs.Sever, The Punisher(1980s), and Kull the Unconquered.
The Comics were: The Web, 1602, Dr. Strange,Superboy, The Goon, and Night Thrasher.

Thanks, Captain!
I had no idea the Wolverine Action Figure and the visor were part of the gifts.
And a fine selection of movies!

A mighty haul indeed!

It's a doll.

Is there a reason for Wolverine's claws being chopped off? HMMMMMMM?

he had to make them child safe so you didn't hurt yourself :lol

Yeeeeeah, about that. the Wolverine and the visor were both from a thrift store. I don't wanna look like like a cheapskate, but I was afraid of spending under the limit. So I just picked the first two things I saw.

Microshock, you're a fucking bastard. MERRY CHRISTMAS DICK SUCKER!

:) Only the very best from a mother

Well, at least something came of the pictures. I hope the remaining people get their gifts and Christmas joy soon. :(
Also: we should all thank willie for teaching us a valuable lesson about flammables. I think this is the first time I-Mockery actually taught me something.

[quote=captain516;664542]To be fair, he left out only one thing.
Anyways, I sent him
*an LP


of what? or doesn't it matter? Can't read anything due the the glare.

The LP is "Slug Line" by John Hiatt.
I don't own a turntable, but if I had received this, I would of made one out of paper.
Then I could listen to classics such as "The Negroes Were Dancing", and "Sharon's Got A Drugstore".

Well, the mail just arrived and no package. I'm not counting on it being here before Christmas now.

Guys, i'm going to retake the pictures so everything is visible. Sorry for my horrible camera work but the 2nd try should be better and as an added bonus, there wont be any wacky faces!

It's too late now. We've been scarred for life.

Well, since today is the deadline, I hope that MrSmiley381 will post his photos.
I think he's the only one who has a package and hasn't posted yet.

I JUST got my package!! I haven't even opened it yet. I'll open it and have some pictures posted today.

I'll even make the picture deadline. lol

That's great, DonkeyRyan! I can't wait to see the pictures. :)

That's one late package down. Two more to go. Come on Christmas magic!

So here are my gifts that I received. My secret santa was MrSmiley381 and he created a game!

Here is the gift by my tree:


The game is Bidoozle:





Here are the pieces:


I had to use the first aid:



Thanks for the gift!

We were allowed to send condoms? Wish I had known.

Nice stuff, DonkeyRyan! I'm glad you finally got it.
I like how MrSmiley381 tied them all together with the game.
And he invented a new word; all who lose the game shall both take a beaten, and then be eaten, or "bea eaten". Brilliant! :)

Pentegarn: As far as I know, it's acceptable to send condoms, as long as they are not ribbed, and clearly labeled as "first aid".

that sounds like an awesome game.

I've been yo-yo-ing for the last half hour. This thing sleeps forever, it's awesome.

Edit Note: I, in my infinite stupidity, cannot resize for shit. Just right click and view each image. My apologies for my constant DERP DE DERP.
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/3421/p1000033m.jpg
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/3416/p1000030y.jpg


Oh God! DonkeyRyan got my gift! It's a Christmas miracle! You guys have no idea how happy I am!


What a nice letter!

Wow, I like robots AND learning how to meet women. They always run from me, and I don't know why!


Hey! This isn't addressed to me! Microshock, you wily bastard!

If you're all wondering why I cut it so close to the deadline for posting when I had the package Friday, blame Fallout 3.

I would also like to say that if people would like to enjoy Bidoozle, I would be willing to work on improved editions of it. No joke, we could make the BEST GAME EVER!

Ha ha :) So did you enjoy Transformers? And yeah, the second note is not the way I write, i had someone else write it. Hope you liked the gift.

Way to go, MrSmiley381! Just in the nick of time. :)

Merry Christmas!

Microshock needs you to return that book to him later.

He's gotta get a date.

I will assuredly make sure he gets a date. The book shall lead to a collegiate-level discussion on the finer points of seduction, leading us to a higher understanding of female behavioral patterns.

That, or we can get a prostitute.

I took the liberty of resizing the last photo and editing out Microshock's real name, and using the better resized images. You can knock those links away so no one can track down Microshock and molest him.

So, what's the current status? Who's missing a package?

That's one thing I don't think you'll have to worry about.





Then again there is Tadao.

I believe the only ones left are Babality Pancakes, and Zhukov.
And we still have two guys left who shipped late. So hopefully everyone will get a gift this year. :)

Well I got home from work tonight and it looks like I have my package from Nick. Bloody fantastic.

Pictures tomorrow.

christmas wishes to Banality Pancakes. It looks like the Grinch stole your gift.

Xmas everyone. I must go brave ice and snow to visit Grandma now.

Absolute worse Christmas ever. Worse than when my mom's friend died of cancer and her daughter came in to give her Christmas present just before she passed away.

Alright! Only one package to go!
And it makes sense, last package shipped, last package received.

I'm most likely going to be off until the 26th.
Merry Christmas, everyone!

Yay, I am so happy. :)

:( :( :(

:tear

I'll buy a gift for Bablity Pancakes if they don't get one soon. :(

I think I'll send cookies if pancakes doesn't get anything by the time I get back from vacation.

i would also be more than happy to send babality pancakes some baked goods if that present doesn't show up. being kind of poor and a baker by trade, i bake pastries for my friends pretty much every year. this year, it's chocolate peppermint bread and egg nog bread, and i totally have some leftover ones that i could ship out no problem. i'm glad at least zhukov's present showed up.

Fuck, I'm so drunk. I love eating these Willie cookies. So good.

I make Dinosaur sugar cookies. I'll see what I can do.

I WILL SEND MORE COMIC BOOKS TO THE BABALITY COMIC BOOKS OF LOVE

It'll be an after Christmas miracle

Next year everyone will wish that their SS gift never comes so they can get a ton of cookies.

What would be a lot better than givings Babs cookies is everyone visiting him for the holidays to drink together.

:WHO'SWITHME?

As long as he's buying.

r.i.p. btc :(

:( Even though BTC didn't participate this year he can come drink along with the rest of us too.

Just Kitten. Did he still not get his gift from last year?

NOPE

FUCK I WANNA DRINK WITH YOU GUYS but i think the closest person to me is 10KVG, who could most likely use a drink or twenty. when's the next imock meet up?

I sure could. Hopefully soon because I can finally almost drive again.

we could have one before/after the s. diego comicon maybe :(

http://www.comic-con.org/cci/

Looks like saturday is already sold out :(

what? mother fucker >: well i bet it's because scalpers bought em all and are gonna sell em on ebay or some shit

fuck it maybe i'll just go to emerald city or PAX instead. fucking san diego is too far anyways :sourgrapes

i guess friday or thursday might not be TERRIBLE to do either, idk. they don't exactly say what's going to happen on any of those days except for like one event each day. this is the most ass-backwards shit ever

NO NO NO

Mock meet up at the West Hollywood Halloween Costume Carnaval Party

http://www.westhollywoodhalloween.com/

West coast is the best because Sam and Willie are there!

SoCal for sure for sure

Lol. Fucking sold

10,000 Volt Ghost is on my way back to RIT. Impromptu Mock Meet-up sometime? We can all get together and go dumpster diving while drunk, it'll be great!

east coast plz

TYPE YOU LOCATIONS

A/S/L

Canada!

LOWELL MASSACHUSETTS

COLUMBUS OHIO

KEEPIN IT DIRTY

I-mockery peoples in my columbus? Well formerly my Columbus. I live in Dayton.

BUFFALO, NY. You can count the number of skycrapers on an amputee.

merry christmas everyone^^ so i learned this year that when you send out a package make sure you spell the damn adress right^^; am resending out mine tommorow^^;

There's your package Babality.

fail

he probably didn't even try to send it yet. terrible.

i couldnt afford to actually send it like overnight or something alright i sent it to the wrong adress it was eturned i just paid yet again to get it shipped itll be late im sorry alright^^; i could barely afford to actually do it this year and i couldnt buy my family shit so please dont give me any more shit i already feel like a fucking dick alright?

I wish my SS would post pictures. He must be having too much fun playing with his present. :(

What's the point of joining a Secret Santa where you have to pay money to get someone else stuff if you have no money?

i had money then my roommate bailed on the rent ^^; it was stupid i know but i hope my person likes his gift tho ^^

I think we can give him a little patience. After all, you were a little (like 6 days past deadline) late shipping it to him, right? :lol

Next year you can ship from Alabama to Australia! >:

What does that have to do with you shipping the package out late? :confused:

I didn't mean to pick on you. I just found it funny that you were the one being impatient. :)
Zhukov just received the package on the 23rd. I understand you're anxious, but give him a little more time.

I mean, it's not like you've been waiting for 2 weeks for him to post pictures, like Captain516 had to. Right?

Seriously everyone, don't worry SANTA CAME BY MY HOUSE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!

HOLY, TAKE A SHIT ON MY CHEST I CAN'T BELIEVE HE KNOWS MY TASTE, SHIT!!!! It's not my secret santa but better.... the real fucking deal santa stopped by to really lighten the day up!!!!



PICTURES SOON TO FOLLOW

Merry late Christmas. Hope that this event sorta kinda worked out.

Sending out the Krampus next year.

hahaha

I'm still going to posts my pictures of my presents from Santa, not my secret Santa, but fucking Santa. Doesn't anybody care to see what the fat fuck got me? DOES ANYONE FUCKING CARE.

Did he get you booze and whores?

Of course we care!
Why do you think we've been keeping the thread active with Microshock drama? :lol
Post the pictures already! Umm, I mean please. :)

I'm still waiting for pictures, pancakes. :(

I FUCKING CARE.

Anyone still not gotten their gifts yet?

I'm almost certain that Babality Pancakes is the only one left who hasn't received a gift.
And Lumpisan said he was re-shipping on the 26th, so hopefully it won't be much longer.

Also, Zhukov hasn't posted photos of the package he got from Nick on the 23rd.
Though he may be out of town or something, I haven't seen him on at all since he said he received it.

And Babs promised non-Secret Santa photos at some point.

I think that's it.
Besides a few problems, I'd say this year was a very successful and fun Secret Santa event.
Nice job, everyone! :)

I got my gift finally!

PICTURES SOON!

Yes! Finally!
I'm really looking forward to the pictures. :)

That should be it. As soon as Babality Pancakes and Zhukov post pictures, we'll have (for the most part) successfully finished this sucker! :rock

Hey dude I'm sorry!

I've been in hospital since Christmas! Skipping ahead a few pages now to post them, and I hope I am not banned. :(

Nick sent me some things I have dreamed of but never actually seen, including some of the famous Madballs:




Which I actually said "That is fucking disgusting" out loud to when I squeezed one. They stink so bad, by the way.

...and an all American hero:



Thank you very much for the gifts, Nick. I'm really sorry I haven't posted the pictures. I'm really impressed with ALL the gifts that people sent out this year. Well done lads.

Question for Zhukov or Nick:

Is that an original package Duke? Or a re-run of that toy?

That looks original ;o

That's what I thought as well (mentioning the cartoon on card makes me think so anyway)

(EDIT)That makes it an even more awesome gift Nick sent Zhukov then.

Now I am lamenting the fact that I opened and played with my Storm Shadow figure when I was little. (I asked my mom for years why I wasn't beaten for that. She said something silly like, 'we got it for you to play with' which was just as I said, silly)

BANNED. srsly though, are you out of the hospital and okay? That's no place to spend the holidays.

Well it says 2008 on the pack, but thanks for making it seem better guys :lol

I'm pretty pleased; I've never seen a GI Joe before.


PS: I am ok, thanks for asking. Worst Christmas and New Years ever though. Spent most of the time out of my mind with a migraine headache akin to a small stroke.

That's a pretty good reprint then

Extremely nice haul of stuff, Zhukov!
I'm glad you're ok. :)

Not only are those official Madballs, but they are the "Sick Series"!
Nicely done, Nick!