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Durrsomething Jun 30th, 2009 10:33 PM

Small Soldiers
 




Instead of wasting your money this summer to see mutant cgi Bionicles humping each other, long-winded nonsensical storyline, retarded humans, retarded wigger robots, and Megan Fox being all skanky (Which you could see for free on the internet.), why not use your money to go find a copy of the criminally underated Small Soldiers?

It's Gremlins meets Childs Play meets Transformers, with actually likable characters and special effects

And it's from someone who knows how to direct movies...

The Leader Jun 30th, 2009 11:04 PM

Did you seriously just compare Transformers to bionicles? You bastard.

Dimnos Jul 1st, 2009 01:59 PM

He is right though... It is a criminally underrated movie that is much better than just about anything you will see in the theaters today...

Dimnos Jul 1st, 2009 02:01 PM

If your the kind of guy who has a gay hard on for cartoon characters akin to Hank Hill.

Ant10708 Jul 1st, 2009 03:15 PM

I liked it alot as a kid.

Womti Jul 1st, 2009 04:49 PM

I would recommend starship troopers :\

Dimnos Jul 2nd, 2009 10:56 AM

The fact it has boobs makes it infinitely better.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 2nd, 2009 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 636194)
The fact it has boobs makes it infinitely better.

What? Where?

Dimnos Jul 2nd, 2009 03:43 PM

In Starship Troopers.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 2nd, 2009 05:10 PM

:lol oh, okay, that makes sense. I scrolled through this too quick and I thought you meant Small Soldiers

MarioRPG Jul 2nd, 2009 06:51 PM

I must have seen that movie 20 times. The best was when the parents immediately assume he's "on crank" after being out late.

Durrsomething Jul 2nd, 2009 10:18 PM

Small Soldiers does have Kristen Dunst in it......

darkvare Jul 3rd, 2009 05:04 PM

i still have my toy i got from this movie the blue guy i don't remeber his name though is funny cause it has 4 joints but still is sculped to have like 10 or so

Dommin Jul 5th, 2009 02:49 PM

Small Soldiers has Denis Leary. Transformers doesn't.

Small Soldiers wins.

Durrsomething Jul 5th, 2009 03:01 PM

And Frank Langella Tommy Lee Jones as the leaders of the two teams.

Transformers has Anthony Anderson.

Small Soldiers wins again

Dimnos Jul 6th, 2009 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Durrsomething (Post 636499)
And Frank Langella Tommy Lee Jones as the leaders of the two teams.

Small Soldiers wins again

Is this some sort of metaphor for your penis?

Ant10708 Jul 6th, 2009 10:23 PM

and it was phil hartmans last movie before his wife killed him

stevetothepast Jul 7th, 2009 08:09 PM

Fuck Small Soldiers

Phoenix Gamma Jul 7th, 2009 08:22 PM

You would.

executioneer Jul 7th, 2009 08:31 PM

that sounds like an awfully unusual fetish

stevetothepast Jul 8th, 2009 12:35 PM

not so much a fetish as much as a childhood wet dream.

robo_rob Jul 8th, 2009 05:50 PM

Remember the Burger King western burger that went along with Small Soldiers? Man, that thing was good.

Yeah that was a really fun movie, bunch of friends and me rented it during mid terms when it went to video.

Angryhydralisk Jul 8th, 2009 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robo_rob (Post 637017)
Remember the Burger King western burger that went along with Small Soldiers? Man, that thing was good.

Yeah that was a really fun movie, bunch of friends and me rented it during mid terms when it went to video.

Yes. YES!! they still have the Rodeo Cheesburger at some BKs! And I saw the bastard in theatres! I enjoy it. It's like Starship Troopers in that it should be terrible but somehow isn't. I also got a good laugh at the PSX video game.

Esuohlim Jul 8th, 2009 08:24 PM

I finally got to eat a Rodeo Burger a few months ago after wanting one for 10 years and it wasn't fucking worth it >:

robo_rob Jul 8th, 2009 09:16 PM

I loved the rodeo burger, wish they still had them at my BKs. Never played the game, I'm sure it had that certain licensed quality to it :P


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