HOW I WANT TO DIE
 

LOOKING UP while a giant earth-destroying meteor, one so big it fills the whole sky for a few minutes before hitting, slams right into earth, and me being right in the middle of it. Nobody else would be there looking up, because they'd all be in shelters thinking they can save themselves. It would seem like that the meteor is after me and me alone. Like I'm that important. Plus it would be fucking neat to see.

HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

There is a whole board for this >:

I want to hang myself off of a bridge overlooking the freeway, just as a semitruck is coming...

I think you meant to say "I WANT TO DIE WHILE KISSING A GIRL KISSIE KISSIE" :lol :lol

1. Zombie bite
2. Vampire bite
3. Killed by some monster that eventually gets killed by my friends right after I say a funny line like "you bitch" or "I hope I give you the shits" :(

I dont like you :(

IN A DITCH

COVERED IN PETROL

ON FIRE

*eddie izzard* :)

I want to drown in a pool full of naked chicks

you would go to hell for lust you fucking sinner.

of cancer

If I could choose, I would want to go down in a hand to hand fight.

But then again, I don't plan on dying anytime soon...

you never know. >:

:| 8-) :(

I'm kinda partial to parachuting over the stadium in the middle of the Super Bowl and blowing myself up in front of millions of television viewers.

AIDS :)

Narcotics overdose. Painless.

Spontaneous combustion. In the schools chemistry lab if possible for a nice touch.

gee, you pretty well captured the general i-mockery attitude towards you there.

I WANT TO DIE FROM MONEY POISONING :lol

OR MAYBE BOOBIES POISONGING :lol

OR BEING FAMOUS POISONING :lol

I'd like to have my head fall off while I'm telling a group of pre-schoolers about the wonders of turning 100.

I always thought it would be fun to jump out of a plane naked and aim for something stupid, like a civil war reinactment.

Anyone looking for a theme song to this thread should look up "Severed Head" by Alice Donut (on the Mule album).

no thanks, mister sucky dj

Well it's always there if you reconsider, Blowsmelly

I plan to live forever. Or die trying. >:

I want to die from a piano falling on me, or a safe/anvil. That way when people ask how I die, and someone tells them, they'll say "that's not funny, you're being terrible" and the person will say "no, seriously she was outside that piano store" and the other person won't be able to laugh or else they are the jerk.

Also it should be an open casket funeral and I want a thought bubble over my head that says "You should see the other guy!"