HEY GUYS
HEY YOU GUYS! LONG TIME NO SEE, I JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON (YEAH YEAH I KNOW I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE :rolleyes) AND BOY IS MY LIFE EXCITING ATM (AT THE MOMENT)!!! CURRENTLY I'M HEALING FROM A RECENT SURGERY AND TO HELP THE DOWNTIME GO FASTER I'M PLANNING MY...WEDDING!! THAT'S RIGHT YOU GUYS JIXBY PHILLIPS AND I LIVE TOGETHER NOW AND ARE GETTING MARRIED JUST LIKE BIRDS DO AND BOY I CAN'T WAIT! ALSO THE REASON WE ARE GETTING MARRIED IS BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT (DON'T WORRY WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX...BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY!!) AND HIS PARENTS ARE KINDA PISSED ABOUT IT BUT W/E
WELL I GOTTA GO SEE A MAN ABOUT SOME FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS (I WANT THIS WEDDING TO BE LIKE A BUNCH OF FLOWERS BLEW UP!!) LIKE THEY SAY IN JAIL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER WHEN UR ASLEEP AND I SHOVE SOMETHING IN UR ABDOMEN!! BYE P.S. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM YOU CAN GO HOME RIGHT NOW AND EAT SOME TACKS |
Man, whatever happened to Jixby?
Is he even around anymore? I can't tell, probably because of all the avatar changes. :( |
!!!!, are you still taking pictures?
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YES I TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY OWN PRISON TATTOOS AND ALSO OF OTHER THINGS
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fantastic :D
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YOU GUYS I SAW SOME OF THOSE FIREWORKS TONIGHT AND THEY HAD SMILEY FACE FIREWORKS! EFF THAT SPARKLEY SHIT I JUST WANNA SEE A HALF HOUR OF SMILEY FACES
THEY HAD CUBES TOO |
AMERICA BLOW STUFF UP SMILEY FACES 2005!!
YOU GUYS, SMILEY FACES I SWEAR |
These tacks are delicious.
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Hey !!!, hope everything is well after...er....prison.
I hope Jixby isn't here because he is solemnly studying every night. |
Do you know when the Moxie festival is? Are you attending?
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1st Prize: 1 Cord of Wood, Cut and Split -- Bolduc Bros. Escape Ladder -- Rogers Insurance 10-Minute Oil Change -- Lube Express Moxie Unofficial Tee Shirt -- Moxie Committee Moxie Umbrella -- Kennebec Fruit McDonald's Sweatshirt -- McDonald's 1-Hour Therapeutic Massage -- Pauline Fazekas Licensed Massage Therapist |
Wow. It's true. No one ever escapes this place.
Good to see you again, upright. I hope prison has not turned you into a hard-hearted meanie. |
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention but I'm also going to look into becoming a model. I'm 5'3" and 130 lbs and I guess I have a horse face and a lady mustache but I don't think any of that matters because I was a pretty hot commodity in prison! If you know what I mean ;) I think I can be the next Gemma Ward or Jessica Stam! And I'll have a lot of money I can give to starving children and stuff!
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Did you really go to prison :<
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Where else would I have had the time to work out and gain all of these totally rad muscles?
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Is it just me, or does that site not say where the festival is taking place or how to get there?
THAT IS SO NEW ENGLAND!!! |
Will somebody tell me who !!!! is?
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EDIT: That "No" was directed to OAO, not Glowbelly. |
my man works in a prison.
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!!!! did you ever get that calender i sent you?? (yes IN JAIL to everyone who doesnt know)
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yes I did it was very nice thank you!!
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Hey i-mockery thanks for TWICE deleting my non-offensive jokey post! You guys sure know how to have a barrel of laughs around here!! :)
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