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Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 08:47 PM

Dating, and such.
 
I don't know if this is normal, but, dating is feeling kinda...
"hallow" for me.
I know that I'm young, and such, but it never seems like my relationships ever MEAN anything.
There've been long kisses,
and even, "nights spent over at girls houses",
but, I've never heard " I love you". Not once.
Also, at school or in general public, it seems like alot of the girls I've dated wear (not literally) hand condoms to avoid male contact.

Sam Nov 3rd, 2006 08:49 PM

:lol

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 08:51 PM

I'm serious. Absolutely no affection.
Either, they're skanks, or just really desperate

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 08:53 PM

Also, don't laugh at the concept of me picking up girls.
As long as you have noticable qualities,
and some kind of personality, it's not impossible >:

Grislygus Nov 3rd, 2006 09:05 PM

I've seen the fattest, dirtiest, greasiest, most revolting goth I have ever seen in the world have three girlfriends at one time. ANYONE can get a girlfriend.

Also, almost all high school relationships are completely meaningless. Dur.

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 09:16 PM

I'm not revolting, though :(
I actually have good-looking qualities
If I were just to lose 20 lbs of fat,
I'd be more, erm......
" likely to NOT get made fun of by loser internet inhabitants"

Chojin Nov 3rd, 2006 09:16 PM

aka "rotund"

MLE Nov 3rd, 2006 09:17 PM

if you hadn't said 20 lbs of fat i'd have been inclined to suggest you drop the snacks you were carrying.

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 09:26 PM

I'm not carrying any snacks.

See? That's the point.
As long as you know I'm slightly overweight,
you're gonna act like I'm constantly eating.
I've been chubby since I was 3 YEARS OLD.
It wasn't a life choice; It was more of a curse that started BEFORE I gained conscious thought. I work out. I lift weights.
My family has a HISTORY of bad metabolism.
FOR GODS SAKE, I DON'T EVEN EAT LUNCH OR BREAKFAST.
WHY do you constantly pester me about my weight?
Those pictures were of CRAPPY QUALITY, and I wear baggy clothes,
anyways.

WhiteRat Nov 3rd, 2006 09:26 PM

Juttin, aren't you 15 years old?

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 09:27 PM

16

WhiteRat Nov 3rd, 2006 09:29 PM

:lol

The answer to all of your problems lies within the number 16.

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 09:30 PM

Erm...I don't get it.

WhiteRat Nov 3rd, 2006 09:32 PM

Exactly.

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 09:33 PM

Well, instead of stating that I don't get what you mean,
why don't you just EXPLAIN what you mean? >:

Chojin Nov 3rd, 2006 09:41 PM

No, I wasn't like this when I was 16.

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 09:47 PM

Well, I'm a whiny bitch.

DamnthatDavid Nov 3rd, 2006 10:42 PM

Quote:

My family has a HISTORY of bad metabolism.
Remember this, for this is the only time I shall give you good advice.
To speed up your metabolism eat a fist sized piece of food every 2 hours. Make sure its a apple, a orange, a bananna, PBJ on wheat bread, basic food group stuffs. Stay away from "empty foods" such as chips, white bread, cake, pudding, or things with high dairy. Dairy foods take longer to digest in a human body.

Oh, and the entire highschool dating scene. Drop it like those fatty foods in your hand. it is just retarded in highschool.

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 11:01 PM

Fuck you.
Good advice,
but you went and assumed I'm eating junk food right now.

MLE Nov 3rd, 2006 11:11 PM

If you were following his advice already, you wouldn't be gargantuan.

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 11:15 PM

Good thing, too. I'm NOT gargantuan.

Mentally challenged people :rolleyes

MLE Nov 3rd, 2006 11:16 PM

If you're not gargantuan, then why did your father kill himself?

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 11:18 PM

We already went over this

Because my mom is a cheating skank

God, you're never going to get the script down before the
opening night >:

MLE Nov 3rd, 2006 11:19 PM

I know, I wish your dad was here to help with it.



Oops.

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 11:20 PM

Or, you can direct YOUR OWN school play >:

WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?


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