someone keeps calling my cell and hangin up.. wts .. :(

Six years Rongi still can't afford a camera...Hi everybody I'm John and I'm a teacher/cartoonist :lol

fartin begins to rub his shrivled nutsack all over rognis face

rogni bites it playfullys

There's this cat on my windowsill that just keeps staring at me. I like hit the window and everything, but it won't move for anything. Creepy-ass cat.

yeah this is disturbingingly becoming some gay sex cyber hump...

makes ya wonder..

It's pretty warm up here for December, I didn't even need a coat or anything. I want some snow.

There's a cat next door that keeps sneaking into my room and hiding under the bed, until our cat finds it and runs it off. It's my opinion that all cats are psychotic.

grislygus sticks his old man penis into the cat, the cat mowling painfully

"hey get your dick out of that cat you sick fuck"

pub starts puking all over julies now corpse like figure

It's been raining for three days straight here. I'm worried that it'll keep up when my friends visit next week, and we won't be able to go trap shooting.

r u fuckin gay or not

ohhh no.. you wont be able to shoot traps .. sorry to hear that! .. maybe its bouts time to get a new hobby ??

his hobby is corn holing kittens he's a sick one

Is it physically possible for you vermin to shut your collective trap?


So, anyway, anyone into sculpture?

Fartin has Grislygus pressed against the table.

He begs Fartin to let him go. He says he doesn't want to do this.

Fartin forces Grislygus's head around so they can look into each others eyes.

They hold the stare for a few seconds, and then Fartin says "I can see you want it, little man."

Pulling down his elasticated waistband, Fartin takes his small penis in hand and says "Guitar man, I'll open him up, & you can go next."

Looking up, the tip of Rongi's penis still in his mouth, GM giggles a child like murmer of glee, and Rongi convulses again with a small moan of appreciation.

is sculpting some other word for having sex with felines

Allright shutup guys

HankWilliamsJr: do you get Heathcliff?
Lemmysomemoney: The cat that lives in a junkyard. Yeah.
HankWilliamsJr: I hate that cat
HankWilliamsJr: lives filthy
HankWilliamsJr: and he talks filthy too
Lemmysomemoney: I confuse him with Garfield. Wearing a hat doesn't make them that different.
HankWilliamsJr: i dont think neither them wears a hat, tom
Lemmysomemoney: Then I must be thinking of something else. :-(
HankWilliamsJr: felix maybe?
HankWilliamsJr: who carries a bag of shit
Lemmysomemoney: Too many cartton cats.
HankWilliamsJr: yeah but can you named 3 cartoon dogs
Lemmysomemoney: not really
HankWilliamsJr: i can name Scoopy Doo, Droopy Dog, and Marmaduke
HankWilliamsJr: but heres the thing
HankWilliamsJr: i cant name 3 cartoon dogs that arent complete retards
Lemmysomemoney: True
HankWilliamsJr: snoopy maybe
HankWilliamsJr: because he can fly a plane
HankWilliamsJr: and write on the behalf of a dying Charles Shultz

gadzooks enters the room in a manly man thong, rubbing his sweet sweet man package to a full state of erotic erection

I need some liquor..

then again I might find this shit funny!

My "greek vase" I made in ceramics looked like shit. I can't glaze for anything.

haha.. dan your 'glazeing' is shit? you sound like my grandma.. hahaha

Man, you think your vase looked like shit... hang on, I'm taking a picture of my latest piece.

This horrible thing is the result of when someone like me is forced to make a "free form" sculpture.

actually thats kinda neat looking..

it is looking like it came out of his anus

yeah but usually all great art now-a-days looks like someone shit or puked on it and hung it in a gallery for people to look at and buy for 3grand

it does look like someone had eggs for lunch

fartin begins to rub grislygus shoulders as he spins some clay around

grislygus breathing begins to get heavy as a bulge starts to arrise from the crotch of his pegleg levis

not finished yet I see :/

Hey.. maybe we can put aside the gay romance novel for a little while and talk about something not so gay....??

I think you don't understand where you are. This is what we do everyday.

homo me timbers butt baby

so aparently half the people here are pediphiles an the other half virgin 12 year olds.... uhhh ...

Dude, I so ate too much for dinner.

What the hell, Lenor?

We're all consenting adults!

Right guys? ;(

Who wasn't a virgin at 12? :(

more like who was? :(

Sex wasn't invented until I was 13, and that was just rumours of what happens.

I am sooooo bored.

Writing Gay fiction is fun. Do that.

i think my favorite primus song is john the fisherman

Making nonfiction is more fun! :x

No.

I can't post a pic of my greek vase because I shattered it in the driveway. It wasn't a loss.

les claypool wrote my name is mud after he was pounded in the ass

primus fuckin rocks!


A good friend of myn has dimebag darrels autograph.. its hot!

more liek primus sucks

even though no one says that anymore

and claypool gets mad when you say that at his concerts :(

Ive pretty much been a fan of primus for a very long time..

Hell.. it pisses me off that HEAD from KoRn left on some religious bullshit expierment an its def not the same! But ill always rock to their shit...

Music is my life..

Lenor, I definitely think all this homoerotic posting would've been avoided if you hadn't posted in this thread.

Title change.

Dan: wow.. your just fuckin super.. thanx for accusing me of turning a thread into some gay field pride parade..

Dan: wow.. your just fuckin super.. thanx for accusing me of turning a thread into some gay field pride parade..

I started reading another David Sedaris book, but I just can't get into it. It's really boring in some parts.

Wow, you take things way too personal for a message board.

wow.. aparently your a hypocrite ...

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

whats with the coke shit?

WHICH ONE???

Naked.

Maybe it's just me. :/

I put all of Sedaris' books on my xmas list and I needed know which one was sub-par

He doesn't talk about being gay all the time does he >:

lol

As far as I've read, he does bring it up every so often.

The other one I read, Me Talk Pretty One Day, is pretty good. Some parts are really slow, second to last chapter was a pain to get through. Overall pretty great though.

anyone want to write the rest of the 6 pages I need for my paper?

I've got my own finals shit to worry about, toots

hey .. long time..

When we saw David Sedaris in San Francisco, and he was hillarious. One of the best parts was this lady who's husband he and his brother were buying pot from, who called their black remote "The ******". He signed my copy of Me Talk Pretty One Day. :D

edit: censor = STANDARDS AND PRACTICES. :o

i h8 her :[

It'll be great when she leaves again, she posts like she's in an AOL chatroom.

It's annoying as f*ck ;/

only a fucknuts like you with a hawt g/f and a life would know that wouldn't you?

aww.. Your both FUCKIN SUPER!! Reality time: last time I posted on this board was years ago! .. So to the kid I dont know.. shut up .. thanx..

and to the still ever so cocky Fuck .. So glad to know you missed me! Obviously you never forget me..

And she keeps making old board references like she's a legend, and does the whole "You must not be able to resist me!" thing as a defense mechanism that people may recognize from posters such as Lotida perhaps?

She'll leave soon, I hope ;o
Until then, I need a cigarette :D

btw, do any of you still play MAME32K? ;<

i've been wantin to play, but haven't found anyone to play with ;x

I hate when people say hawt or HAT in that context. I get very angry whenever someone says something like "she is facking HAT" >:

Shes hot...shes got that.

Don't think I've ever seen a picture but I hear BAD THINGS :O

Sorry sweetie.. but it takes alot more to push me away... I dont just leave for no reason ... and yeah I am a legend.. jixby made a fuckin song just for me! hahahhaa..


Although, Its a little intriguing why someone that seems to want me gone and hates me so much, keeps on bringing me up on their own.. I would think if you were really bothered by someone you would ignore them?

ugh

i just figured her AVI is her, but if isnt then im probally wrong.

I do remember a "SHUT THE FUCK UP LENOR" sound clip though. I think that was from Jixby too but I can't remember.

Can someone find this sound clip and post it 1000 times. thanx.

now for milhouse to get his next 1k posts by posting it 1000 times lol go for it dude!! :lol

I like emril!

jixby: honestly dude.. you still have that after all these years?

And yes my avi is my picture...

chojin can tell ya.. since ive actualy met him... haha

Hey Lenor want to come over to my house and study?

Sure thing, let me just drop everything here in Ny, and run on over to idaho!

1st lesson: spelling and grammar

2nd lesson: suicide

Yeah, that sure does sound super. Too bad for you, im not the suicidal type, and find anyone who atempts someone to commit suicide over the internet, seriously fucking creepy!

Juttin did that once but then it turned out he was just testing us or something. I fairly sure we failed.

Commit suicide over the internet? Is that a download?

Ha.. the ironic thing is, while in class right now, the focus topic is on the vast popularity of 13-17 year olds being convinced to commit suicide by their internet 'friends' they talk to or know, on a regular basis. Based on numerous different atributes to each case.

Its quite popular with the emo kids!

Like the Myspace pose?

Sure.. except im not emo ...

you're seriously in school right now, :lol