APRIL ham >:

Lamb > Ham


Why can't the whole pig be bacon? :(

Because then we wouldn't have sausages and hams.

Duck Sausages > Pig Sausages


And ham is ick.

If only bacon wasn't so tasty I'd do away with Pigs altogether.

Maybe trotters. :x

lol at april ham :(
i seriously have a lame sense of humor

Why are you all talkin about ham? thats a little odd.

:meat

I don't think we needed a close up of that face :/

I was going to shrink it down, but then I decided I wasn't going to post it at all. ;(

Which reminds me...


Is there some recipe for ham that can make it less bland & horrible?

Without pineapples if possible. :x

Noob3 says I crossed the line with my cheesy fight time with Lenor.

I am sorry if I've upset you, Lenor. :(

in america we pay for doctors so i will die very slowly

*PICTURE OF KAHLJORN IN A DRESS*

This is why I never used to delete stuff. :(

try scoring the skin in a checkerboard pattern and barbecuing it over charcoal or on a gas grill

although i've never tried that with a full-size ham, so you may need to cook it really slow

take the ham & put it on 2 slices of sara lee whole wheat white it looks like white bread but it's whole wheat

add cheese

& mustard

it should be 1 delicious sandwich, get back to me!

barbecued ham is even better in a sandwich yo

for serious

I'll try & remember that when I stop being vegan & I've run out of bacon. :)

hey anything barbequed taste good anyways

like the cheapest, gnarliest of hot dog weeniers some how become the best food in the world when charcoaled :)

amen dude

Noob3: ur a vegean :(
Pub Lover: Yeah, crazy I know.
Noob3: ALL I EAT IS MEAT
Pub Lover: Yeah. Meat is cool. But I just hate animals too much for me to know that I'm justifying their existance.
Noob3: u justify thier existance by thinking about how cute they are
Pub Lover: I don't eat cute animals.
Pub Lover: Puppies, kitties, small apes... Not in my belly, buddy!
Noob3: cows
Noob3: cows are cute
Pub Lover: Cows are not cute. I have worked with cows. Cows are big, stinky, slimy & mean.
Noob3: maybe because you artifically inseminating them :lol
Pub Lover: That too. But even without that they are not cute. They poop on themselves & you have to clean it up. They get sick & vomit all over you & you have to clean it up. They get scared and trample your friends & your friends have to spend a month in hospital & you have to clean up all the blood. If I wanted that sort of thing, I'd get married & have stink babies.
Noob3: eww
Noob3: it makes me want a steak
Pub Lover: Yeah, steak is good. But not good enough. I want to kill all the cows. One super big barbecue & then no more stupid cows.

you had a picture of me in a dress saved on your computer? >:

I used to. :(

Then I decided having all that sort of thing saved was horrible.

It was having a picture of Seven Force's penis that made me stop the habit.

WHAT

I don't even remember posting pictures of me in dresses on this site. :( i remember horrible makeup pictures but that's about it.

Maybe you didn't. ;(


:eek

:lol @ This Thread.

guys in dresses look hilarious :(

i look good in a dress ;x

Xxch33s3whizxx: you hold on to what you belive and dont let anyone influence you.

Xxch33s3whizxx: from what ive seen.. yet who knows..

Xxch33s3whizxx: you could be a 50 year old psycho.

Kahljorn: i dont know, heh

Kahljorn: I have to go though :O nice talking to you

Kahljorn: im not really that great of a person

what can i say i dont like flattery

ps im always polite don't draw too much from it.

Not when they try look tough---> http://mobile1.wwe.com/content/2404464/2839148/2984308

badgers spoons monkeys cheese pie o_O;;

hrm. didn't i used to know you? :O

that was when i wanted to be a girl; girl's are supposed to like flattery according to the 1998 american concensus.

lol pub i didn't realize how whacky i used to be that's crazy it's even whackier than I am now. you know i got like five dollars out of that thread.

are you seriously sterile?

im so fuckin sleepy ;<

Im one of those people who during some nights stay up very
late and im not tired then there are days when im SOOOOO sleepy I want to go to sleep...yet I refuse to!

You're on very thin ice, Mister Noodles.

I passed all my classes!!!

Its not Dean's List material but I did pass and in the end thats all that matters.

Congratulations!

I'm going to Iraq!

Well shit, they must have got my letter. :D

What out for those car bombs, school shootings,and terrorist arracks every 2 minuits.

He's in the Military, he doesn't get a choice. :rolleyes

so what do you guys think

About...?

Noodles, I don't think A Jhonen Vasquez character can live very long around here.

Really? I thought that the terrorist arracks were nothing to worry about. Thanks for the advice!

I found jesus, fuckin skeletons and shit in my basement.

I'm gonna sell him on ebay

actually i still have pretty mily solid sperm iaccount it to my rather large balls.

Guys, it's december and it's 13 celcius here what the fuck.

Crap I don't know metrics :(

But I walked around outside last night and it felt like a goddamned summer evening >:

I bet it's colder where Pub is >:

last year and so far this year has been completely clear sunny skies. Nice, warm 70-85 degree weather. It's weird.

global warming :rolleyes

AMERICAS IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU >: >: >:

Guys, it's summer here! :eek

It's 32C right now.


Haha @ this conversation again

i dont know metric, either
but it feels prety good outside ;o
i can walk around in my wife-beater all day and night :D

We only use metric because you don't know it. :(


That's the joke. ;(

lol ;<

i've been so bored the last few days ;_;

If you're not going to fuck sluts, you have to put up with being bored.

:x

:eek

:yum

:orgasm

So, I got a crack for Super Collapse 3, and this is the funnest game ever >:

Looks like tetris?

yeah but you make 'em blow up n' shitt :X

:eek

Now give him a goatie.

Oh man, EVIL! :eek

Hahaha :x

He must've used that hair coloring formuler.

:lol

Colouring formula. ;(

lol ;o

:eek

:eek

:eek

:eek

:eek

:lol

YOU DROPPED THAT LIKE A BAD HABBIT

look at my sexy desktop ;o
http://dannytatom.com/desktop.gif

i like it!

:eek

:eek

so whos up for some sierra mist

:eek

did u take my siera mist free

lol yeah cuz its free dude

oh noob3 you're such a prankster

I really need photoshop. Or talent.