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Pentegarn Aug 18th, 2011 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 738644)
Pent should be punished for giving out tactics. >:

You're so bereft of creativity all of the sudden that you couldn't hatch a new strategy?

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2011 08:20 PM

Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 18th, 2011 10:02 PM

If you mention dml 3 times in a row she comes back. She's like pram maven + candyman + a psycho bitch.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 10:07 PM

The next time she comes back, Bill is going to hook me up with her.

Then I'll post the pictures of me airhorning her.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 18th, 2011 10:09 PM

I think she is still on the lamb cause johnny law came a calling.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 10:10 PM

SHE'LL BE ON THE LAMB WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER.

BECAUSE THE WOOL OF A LAMB WILL ABSORB THE BLOOD FROM HER TORN ASUNDER GENITALIA.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 10:11 PM

It's gonna be like a Mastadon song.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 18th, 2011 10:16 PM

Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 738666)
Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.

YOU'RE FORGETTING THE VIOLENCE AND MOBY DICK IMAGERY.

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2011 10:36 PM

I remember there was a porn mag that sold videos that my friend had when I was a kid and one of the stars was moby dick. His penis was so gargantuan that it had to be a fake.

Colonel Flagg Aug 19th, 2011 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738657)
Take a hint from Don Carlson, Portland Oregon animator: There's always murder. Because the only thing that can give you a true boner is the scent of a dead woman/child's blood.

He hasn't killed anyone - you need to make them lose weight before you flay the skin from their flesh. (Put the lotion in the f***in' basket!)

Zomboid Aug 19th, 2011 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 738666)
Long drawn out and boring? Sounds about right.

You shut the fuck up. I am soooo close to giving you a red pickle.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 19th, 2011 12:41 PM

I haven't listened to them before I saw them live. They played an hour set that seemed to go on for much longer than that. The songs they played were long, slow and drawn out like a jam band. They also had a bunch of multi-colored slow moving jam type lights rotating everywhere. Just not a fan of prog/jam rock. I understand thats not what they used to play but I had to sit through an hour of that and it left a foul taste in my mouth.

Sam Aug 19th, 2011 01:55 PM

JUST LIKE DIZZYMISSLIZZY

Grislygus Aug 19th, 2011 02:03 PM

That's like going to a pink floyd concert BACK INDA DAY and complaining about all the bullshit and lasers

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 19th, 2011 02:53 PM

I didn't go to see them though, they were the middle band :/

executioneer Aug 19th, 2011 03:07 PM

i also was less than impressed w/ mastodon's live show, which was kind of a surprise because I liked their stuff a lot beforehand

Dixie Aug 23rd, 2011 12:44 PM

come on guys. i got mspaint ready to go. let's do this.

kahljorn Aug 23rd, 2011 02:49 PM

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man that first thread makes me feel pretty justified for banning kahl
Quit being so overly critical, fatvaginachojina.


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