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Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 10:48 PM



Welcome to our newest member, Vyvyan Basterd

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 604642)
No, she stole my heart :tear

I was going to make that joke. :(

But I couldn't figure out how to correctly phrase the second line. :(

"...but coal is very easy to replace. :eek"

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 10:55 PM

The TV series "The IT Crowd" is amusing, except for the canned laughter abuse.

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 604646)
I was going to make that joke. :(

But I couldn't figure out how to correctly phrase the second line. :(

"...but coal is very easy to replace. :eek"

She stole his hear, but coal is easily replaced nowadays.

I can't believe you haven't seen Dogs in Space. It's a Sydney AUS punk movie with Michael Hutchence crawling around on all fours and growling. Takes place in 78 but was made in 87.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092904/

I say I watch it because Sskia Post is hawt, but it's really for Hutchence.

Tadao Dec 28th, 2008 11:05 PM

Oops, I mean Melbourne.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 11:10 PM

One shithole in Australia is as good as another to me.

Sam Dec 28th, 2008 11:50 PM

THEY ARE ALL A STEP UP FROM NEW ZEALAND, EH PUB? ;)

Kitsa Dec 28th, 2008 11:52 PM

I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 11:54 PM

For anyone that has been here, that's a given.

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604656)
I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

Because of biscuits. :x

DevilWearsPrada Dec 29th, 2008 12:20 AM

like wheat biscuits or icky british cookie biscuits?

Colonel Flagg Dec 29th, 2008 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 604656)
I want to know why I'm forbidden by law to ship anything with the word ANZAC on it to Australia or NZ.

Serious answer: http://scaleplus.law.gov.au/html/pastereg/0/127/top.htm

Not-so serious answer: I don't even think they know for sure.

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2008 12:31 AM

You think so, Douchebag? >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 604660)
like wheat biscuits or icky british cookie biscuits?

Not stupid wheat you stupiud american, but also Not cookies. :x

Call it it a cookie and get punched by australians. ;)

DevilWearsPrada Dec 29th, 2008 12:34 AM

penis?

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2008 12:39 AM

Would you please just Fuck off.

Colonel Flagg Dec 29th, 2008 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 604664)
You think so, Douchebag? >:

Actually, not really.

I'll f*ck off now. ;)

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2008 01:11 AM

I wasn't talking to you, Dingus.

Chojin Dec 29th, 2008 04:36 AM

paging willie

check your PMs

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2008 05:52 AM

What are you talking about, DWP? British biscuits kick ass.

Have you ever had a Cadbury Finger or a Hob Nob?

Although I'm going to agree on Jaffa Cakes because every one I've ever had is stale with the jam all dried out :( I don't know if it's because it's imported or because they just naturally taste that way.

Anyway, all I could gather from that page (thanks, btw) is that Australians are, slightly contrary to character, serious as hell about one particular thing. I can respect that.

DevilWearsPrada Dec 29th, 2008 06:09 AM

Idk, the ones I had were British, and they were sandy tasting and were filled with some kind of raspberry toothpaste shit :x

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2008 06:34 AM

Cadbury Fingers are great, try those. They're like twix without the caramel.

Zomboid Dec 29th, 2008 09:41 AM

I think I'm an alcoholic :(

Kitsa Dec 29th, 2008 11:12 AM

When you go to rehab, drop the booze off at my house.

Sam Dec 29th, 2008 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 604719)
I think I'm an alcoholic :(

YOU SHOULD HAVE USED PROTECTION. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 29th, 2008 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 604719)
I think I'm an alcoholic :(


You probably just have a drinking problem. I usually have that problem when I'm not drinking.


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