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Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 04:19 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



prove it

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 04:21 AM

Omg the aggressiveness frightens me :(

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 04:24 AM

That's what I thought, bitch.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 04:32 AM

LADY, YE CULDNT HANDLE WUT I M PACKIN DOWN HURR (my cock)

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 04:38 AM

HAHAHAH
you called me a lady.
that was funnuy

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 04:46 AM

See? Here I am.

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 04:48 AM

stop your trickery, magician!

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 04:51 AM

I'm trying to get an ex-girlfriend who grew giant boobs in the time between we broke up and now to SEND ME BOOBIE PICTURES, but she's being a bitch.

So, now I'm watching the simpsons while working on my essay and posting here :(. What a sad Friday night :(

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 04:54 AM

yeah big titties are a bitch.

simpsons is good. i'd watch it if it were on tv
i spent all night drinking tequila and finding stuff to burn in a bonfire
FUCK YEAH

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 04:56 AM

WELL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M GONNA BE REALLY FUCKING DRUNK TOMORROW, AND THEN I'M GONNA COME HOME AND DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW: DRUNK POSTING.

BOO YA

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 04:56 AM

I'm gonna go have sex now.
with a willing human being, and not a corpse.
he's breathing i swear.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 04:58 AM

HEY BEBE U AINT GATA GO FAR TO HAVE SEX WITH A WILLUN PERSUN U CAN HAV DAT RITE HERE (my cock)

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 05:00 AM

they normally run when i lock the door
GOOOODNIGHT

tomorrow i wield the chainsaw!

WhiteRat Feb 7th, 2009 10:34 AM

Today i'm going to bravely venture into Biloxi, Mississippi for a night of booze and gambling.

I've driven through Mississippi a few other times. Myself and whoever i'm with always count how many blown tires and animal carcasses we can find on the side of the road. The record for blown tires was 42 and for dead animals it was 17, including a beagle.

Mississippi is a filthy state.

executioneer Feb 7th, 2009 10:38 AM

i didnt sleep between thursday and friday! hooray! now my weekend is cut short by a day because i had to make up on sleep :(

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 12:55 PM

I wrote about 700 words of an essay that's due on Monday last night and I left it for today, planning on finishing it up before I head out and get drunk with my friends. This morning at like 9:30, one of my friends calls me and says he's having a party a big after noon because he didn't do anything last night.

The words have never flown through me so freely as they did after that. I typed out a few hundred words that are probably better than the rest of the essay in like 20 minutes. That's just sad :(

kahljorn Feb 7th, 2009 01:09 PM

Not really, zomboid. Writing is USUALLY better when its spontaneous. At least for me ;/ i write all of my papers last minute.

SWEET DIONYSUS

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 01:14 PM

Yeah, that's true. I always write my papers last minute too, but this was just weird cause usually even at the last minute, I stop and go on facebook or do anything other than actually write. I guess I just had a glimpse into what it'd be like if I DIDN'T procrastinate so fucking much. Or maybe I should keep procrastinating and wait until I need to finish so I can go do something fun.

kahljorn Feb 7th, 2009 01:16 PM

A really good writing technique is to just sit down and write without thinking about it too much -- kind of like improv or freewriting or whatever they call it. Then you just go back and edit it.
Cut out the crap, if necessary.

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 01:46 PM

Hangover demon slowly leaving my brain.
Almost chainsaw time.
I'm trying to get Jim to take pictures of me with it.

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 01:47 PM

Yeah, they stress that a lot in a couple of my classes. I'm in college for a career in pro writing, but it's my first year so I'm perfectly content slacking off and doing all my stuff last minute :D

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2009 01:48 PM

OH HEY BEBE UR BACK LAST NITE SUR WAS A GUD TIME U ROCKED MY WORLD

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 04:32 PM

I promise it would have been more fun if someone was screaming.
PICTURE TIME!

Dixie Feb 7th, 2009 04:37 PM


I'LL KILL YOU TONIIIIGHT!

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 7th, 2009 05:19 PM

That's a mean hair-curler.


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