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Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 12:01 AM



:rolleyes @ pagebrak counting.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 605297)
I was talking to my ex-girlfriend's mom today (who works at a safeway as a cashier) and on the day before xmas both Andy Dick and George Takei were in her line :0

George Takei is A list you queerhating, pertbutted bigot. >:

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 12:11 AM

It could have been food poisoning. Only, with a couple of exceptions, the bf has eaten the same stuff the past few days and hasn't been sick at all.

We did eat at a Mexican place that got in trouble for food poisoning before, but that was an isolated incident (sick worker didn't wash hands) and the place has been very clean ever since.

Dunno ...?

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 12:30 AM

Has your beefcake husband got a better immune system than you?

You're always playing yours down, Honey. So it could be that he can tolerate more fecal matter in his food.

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 12:48 AM

If only we had a medical forum.


Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 605314)
I gotta think you are a made up character. If you want anyone to take you seriously as a real person here, your gonna have to hold a sign saying "Stop Stalking Me Pub!" Wearing that same shirt.

I really hate that most forums now make it so you need to sign in to see poster profiles.

She posts at SA. Do we still hate them? They don't know who we are, so hating them is a bit silly.

Willie is the new mod and Chojin has retired. Willie, do you hate Something Awful?

The sign is "I'm a Sexy Lady & I love Jixby Phillips." And you know that, Tadao.

Stop making me cry. >:

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 12:52 AM

CAT FORUM :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 01:00 AM

Don't worry, Fathom. Mod MetalMilitia will move this convo there as soon as he gets on.

Won't you, Steve?

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605316)
She posts at SA. Do we still hate them? They don't know who we are, so hating them is a bit silly.

All the more reason to change the sign for this young lady.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605321)
Don't worry, Fathom. Mod MetalMilitia will move this convo there as soon as he gets on.

Won't you, Steve?

It's Stephanie.

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 01:19 AM

He does have a better immune system than me, because I had the shit radiated out of me as a kid and radiation does that to you. So it could be.

I don't know. I ate oreos and milk. I'm fine now.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 01:25 AM

I hope he gives you hugs and I hope you likes hugs. Hug you people, and maybe think of people that don't get or like hugs as you're doing it. :(

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 01:26 AM

So how much have you had to drink tonight? :/

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 605326)
I hope he gives you hugs and I hope you likes hugs. Hug you people, and maybe think of people that don't get or like hugs as you're doing it. :(

That is beautiful, next time I get a hug I'm gonna think of paralyzed people who can't hug each other and be thankful, even if it is just my dog :tear

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 01:39 AM

I hate hugs. Even when it's people I want to touch, the idea of them touching me makes me need to take a shower. Yay 4 Crazy.

BTW, that is what I'm doing this year. Not hiding my crazy in '09.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 605327)
So how much have you had to drink tonight? :/

So far I have had a nice glass of mango malibu. I have not had this before. I dunno, maybe I prefer the regular coconut.

Also, ten bottles of beer. They are only small 330ml though. I have no interest in calculating the conversion on that size right now.

Don't you like hugs, Kitsa? Everyone needs hugs.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:44 AM

I think I'm gonna take another shower now.

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:46 AM

THIS

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:46 AM

THIS IS UNCLE AL, THE KIDDIES' PAL! HELLO LITTLE FRIENDS, HELLO!

Fathom Zero Jan 1st, 2009 01:48 AM

AGH

Tadao Jan 1st, 2009 01:55 AM

Go touch you nephew in the shower.

Kitsa Jan 1st, 2009 01:55 AM

Coconut liquor makes me want to throw up even more.

I'm not big on being touched. OCD thing...no touchee.

I think I might go to bed now and sleep off whatever this was. My stomach hurts.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 02:35 AM

Nephews never clean all the dirt off if left to do it themselves.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 605342)
Coconut liquor makes me want to throw up even more.

It depends how much of a girl I feel like being.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 605342)
I'm not big on being touched. OCD thing...no touchee.

That is a shame. At least you're not so bad as to avoid fucking due it's grossness.

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 02:59 AM

I-Mockery Chat(lets drink until our hearts stop)
Quote:

Originally Posted by VelvetEvoker (Post 605344)
Hey now, I don't just hold signs for nothin'.

What do you want in return?

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doopa (Post 605361)

:love

Pub Lover Jan 1st, 2009 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 605364)
Is this where I gay up the thread?

>:

I am so mad at you right now. :(

Murder mad, my friend. ;)


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