For Free?! How many Willies do you have now? Are they easy to keep? If one of them gets spooked do they all start acting up?

I'd like to have a Willie. :(

FUCK YOU, EDISON! I'LL TAKE THEM ALL FROM YOU! EVERY LAST ONE! >:

insects giving someone the willies, that's like a yakov smirnoff joke about when i thought i had the scabies for a year and a half :x

sorry no willies for you.

they are much to hard to take care of.

Fuck, I have to make power switch. Hallelujah for pin-outs.

:(

:lol

OMG, :lol:lol:lol:lol, isn't it?

I just :lol so hard I blew my wad early. Oopsies!

:lol

Hey guys! The army is funny!

Let's just completely derail this thread

Guess who will be gone for 6 weeks?



ME!

Just predicting the future here!

Well if you're gonna be that way then yeah


:tear

i just bought a 3DO from ebay :< The 2nd edition one from Panasonic :<

for a little over a hundred dollars :< :< :<

In my defense it did come with 10 games, two controllers, and all the hookups.
And the government is giving me money in may.
And it's awesome.
And one of those games is Way of the Warrior.
And I just got a membership to a site that will let me download all the rest of the 3DO games in existence for free.

BUT STILL.

any1 wanna cyber

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

no thanks

YOU WILL DELIVER MATTJACK HIS PRESENT OR I WILL HARASS YOU OVER XBOX LIVE

lol i am never on xbox live my friend just pretty much has it over at his house

What games came with it? I would pay a little over a hundred dollars for that shit, I think you made the right decision.

i need a cigarette ;_________;

I was just thinking about having one. I believe I shall! :D

yall smokers are jokers

What the hell thread do you think you're in?

:rolleyes

Oh Jesus.

Don't mind me, I'm just dumping out my daily set of rollies :rolleyes

This thread: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69699367

Pub, you Idiot.

It's a pretty good thread.

I often wish I was someone else. Sometimes I wish I could be the kind of person to join the military.

::Miserable drunk phase::

And to think, a year ago you wish you had enough sperm to impregnate somebody (anybody). You were drunk then too. :)

Few of my friends are "joining" the army this summer while few of them are waiting 'till they've finished with their studies. I feel sorry for them :/


Thank god I have diabetes.

HEY GUYS

Way to hit a guy when hes down. ;(

Aw, man. I'm sorry.

srsly

Internet sympathy. :)

What about it made you angry, Willie?

liars (not from nz)

It's incredibly unnerving to go to old threads like that BACK WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE WERE KEEPING CERTAIN SECRETS >:

http://www.mediafire.com/?emh1czysguw

yes, THAT

hahaha :(

for the record I'd still marry willie

eeeeeewww

:x

:tear

:barf

you're breaking my heart

I seem to have overestimated my ability to eat an entire pizza tonight

Oh man, I get so mad when opinion gets expressed as fact in a non-joking manner. :(

OH SHIT! I JUST GOT RICK ROLLED BY THE TV

HAHA, YOU BASTARDS ALT TV. :(

I think that's the first mention of RickRoll on these forums.

Good job guys I hoped to make it to April but Pub here ruined the streak we had going.

If you would like to send a complaint here's his email address

NEVERMIND THERE WAS ONE MENTION OF IT IN SEPTEMBER

GUESS WHO FROM :rolleyes

Ban me. >:

Haha, I'm drank on the internet. :lol

YOU WOULDN'T BAN A DRUNK PERSON, WOULD YOU? >:

Was it me again?

DRUNK 8]

You're high & you know it. >:

Drunk. :Picklehat

i've been high since i woke up :picklehat

Maybe you could get high while not being in the house

im high outside as much as i am inside :rolleyes

I'm neither high nor drunk I'm just tired fuck you guys

Yeah fuck us guys, why don't you stop being on the internet, Tom?

I have no desire to do anything else right now :(

I've been clicking through ratemyboobs.org for the last ten minutes :( :(

Awful.

Why are you drunk isn't it like Monday morning over there? :rolleyes

I am testing the idea that "this is life & I can be drunk if I fucking want to."

I would like to test the idea that "I can walk up to a lady and talk to her." but who am I kidding?

Yes. :(

162H 109M (100) 127,825TNL VictHp:65% >
You penetrate the Neanderthal child and slap her left leg with your pierce.

:lol

That was part of our two part plan to wipe out the Neanderthals. Rape their women & kill men.

According to recent research in Lebanon, it was the plan in the Crusades as well.

Fuck, it says child.

Danny, stop with that shit already. :(

i too thought it was woman actually, but i guess i killed her before i could copy :x

Yeah, Right.

w/e

Fuck your w/e, you bitch ass dopehead. >:

Pub is a fiesty tonight :o

he's jealous :rolleyes

are you some sort of character

One that hates MattJack as much as you do.

Comedy pyramid, comedy pyramid

Has anyone else noticed Fat Hippo's tendency to put his two cents in about posts and ruin jokes by not understanding sarcasm and not having a sense of humor?

I'd give him infractions but he'd probably whine about it :rolleyes

I've noticed his tendency to suck overall :hifive

you ain't lyin

I think Fat (UnderScore) Hippo is great, & all of you are the faggots. >:

STUFU PUB

Shut the_Fuck up?

Talking Heads - Once in a Lifetime

That thread should totally be merged into this one.

chips and salsa and a bottle of mountian dew

Super Mario Sunshine and once I'm done with that I'll probably play Wind Waker again

I can't remember if I have ever completed a Mario game. :(

Come on even my grandma beat the first Super Mario Bros. 1000 times

ray lamontagne - crazy (gnarles barkley cover)

Yeah, I don't remember doing it. I had it both on the NES & SNES, but at somepoint the memory of even playing it seems to have been discarded.

Pretzels, after I finished my waffles.