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MockBot Apr 7th, 2011 03:34 AM

15 Things That Are Not The Reason I Have Been Away For So Long.
 
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elx Apr 7th, 2011 08:58 AM

Welcome back Max!!! Sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident with those biorobotic lambs. :D

JoeyJoJoJr Apr 7th, 2011 11:00 AM

Glad to see you're back.

SunnyD Apr 7th, 2011 11:11 AM

Oh how I've missed your writing! Thank god those cannibals found your taste to be disagreeable.

Colonel Flagg Apr 7th, 2011 12:15 PM

MAX!!! Did you finally finish cleaning Nick's "scrambled flounder" from the bottom of the omelet pan?

HowardC Apr 7th, 2011 03:14 PM

We missed you!

As for you absence... right nut caught in a mangle?

executioneer Apr 7th, 2011 03:21 PM

max you gotta stop stalking shatner so much, it's not healthy

kneckes Apr 7th, 2011 03:36 PM

Great to see you're back from the Mole People!

Mac Brookman Apr 7th, 2011 03:40 PM

Oh Max, I knew that running away with the circus would never work out. It's good to have you back!

Autrach Sejanoz Apr 7th, 2011 04:23 PM

Good to see you back, Max. Sorry to hear about your left nut.

Captain Seamus Apr 7th, 2011 05:44 PM

Pax Burbanka has begun again!

That's what you were doing, right? Reclaiming the lost provinces of the empire?

A-bomb Apr 7th, 2011 06:54 PM

Welcome back Max! I see Queen Elizabeth finally got tired of making you pole dance in front of Parliament.

Mike P Apr 7th, 2011 07:10 PM

Just the other day, I was wondering what happened to Max Burbank, and now I find out! But how did you survive your encounter with the Mole People?

Mockery Apr 7th, 2011 07:44 PM

I heard Max was buried alive, but since he wasn't trained by Pai Mei, it took him two whole years to punch his way out of that damn coffin.

Hangie Apr 7th, 2011 07:57 PM

I logged in after a year or so of inactivity just to say I missed you and I rove you Mark Burbank

executioneer Apr 7th, 2011 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 716966)
I heard Max was buried alive, but since he wasn't trained by Pai Mei, it took him two whole years to punch his way out of that damn coffin.

i heard that for at least three months of that he was just being passive-agressive at it

Evil Robot II Apr 7th, 2011 11:12 PM

I had just assumed his neighbor shut off their wireless router and he had no more internet access.

Protoclown Apr 7th, 2011 11:52 PM

Max!! Great to see you back!!

I'm also pleased to see that that Lobo cosplayer finally let you out of his Tijuana sex dungeon. When you disappeared in the middle of Comic Con, we feared the worst.

Nick Apr 8th, 2011 12:56 AM

oh hai macks

Terrible-D Apr 8th, 2011 01:25 AM

Damn it Max! Who let you out of the basement? I knew I should have used a combination lock.

Jaimas Apr 8th, 2011 02:04 AM

Max you are a delight and were sorely missed.

Tetsu Deinonychus Apr 8th, 2011 02:20 AM

Yay! Max has returned from the galactic wars! No doubt with many tales of his interstellar adventures!

Immortal Goat Apr 8th, 2011 04:24 AM

Holy crap, it's good to see you again, Max. Too bad you were never successful in tracking the elusive Vince.

Billy Chapman's Friend Apr 8th, 2011 02:34 PM

Naughty! -for ignoring your fans... Don't feel bad about your "nut". I lost BOTH of mine after I got married.

Kat Apr 8th, 2011 03:51 PM

Finally!

I was waiting for the day of your return, my Lord. I shall obey your every command.


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