i mean... seriously.

lol you might want to try not mentioning that it si a stolen the next time you sell something on the internet

and robin hood would have given it all

them fancy silver arrows aint gonna buy themselves

Guys, it was just a big joke

It's my laptop but I never use which is why I forgot the password

and I uhhh, never use it, which is why I'm selling it.

oh okay let me just paypal you the HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

your selling point just gets worse and worse

tell ya what i'll give you five bucks and a real men love jesus sticker for it

i'll give you ten and a real men hate jesus sticker for it

ill give you a picture of my w*iner for it

SOLD!

ok ok

i'll give you 15, a picture of willie's willy, a real men are indifferent to jesus and a picture of my c*ck for it

You bring new light to the table.

Ill give you 2 BILLION DOLLARS

For you, not the laptop ;)

20 bucks and a tarantula stuffed toy.

I'll stop punching you in the ear for being a thieving gypsy for it.

Gadzooks, are you bi-polar or something? ;)

So far the best offer is def the 20$ and a tarantula.