Charlie Sheen 20/20
 

Did anyone watch this crap? I thought he was crazy before, but now it's official. Some notable moments...
"There's rumours you are bi-polar."
'I'm bi...winning! I win here. I win there. And move on.'

"So after all this is said and done, what will end up on your gravestone?"
'Something dot com. '

'I've got tiger blood and and extra terrestrial brain.'

'Even if I was bi-polar what helps then? Medicine? Become of of them?'

I'm paraphrasing (barely) but the bottom line is what the fuck? He said he does like 7gram rocks of coke daily. How is he even alive?

All I know is that his meltdown is funnier than any given episode of 2.5 Men.


And that "winning" is now a meme.

The sad (scary?) thing is that there's a little tiny mustard-seed grain of sense that pops up every once in a while. Guy probably feels cornered by hypocritical do-gooders anyway, which makes it worse.

I was listening to Preston and Steve and they had a contest where where they read quotes from either Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi and the listeners had to guess which one said the quote.

I think almost every caller got it wrong. That's how far gone Sheen is, people can't tell the difference between things he says and things Gaddafi says

There's a list on buzzfeed of some of the quotes as New Yorker Cartoons. :lol

#15 was my favorite

Ooh screw all the previous stuff, here's the real scoop!

http://twitter.com/charliesheen

And it has been verified to be ligit

1 million followers in under 24 hours. Not too shocking, how can you not want to follow such an insane show?

is that the interview where he says they are fighting a warlock?

Makes Lindsay Lohan look almost saintlike.

A warlock from Mars, no less.

I think it was in that same interview that he explained the reason he said things like that was because "the words sounds great together", or something like that.

HOW DO YOU G ET OFF COMPARING THEM. Linsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen aren't even in the same terrestrial realm!

Duh. Charlie Sheen's from Mars. The planet of winning.

The UConn Womens B-Ball team is jealous of how much winning Charlie Sheen does

Charlie Sheen is proving himself to be the most entertaining man on earth. He is the alpha-male, and will carpet bomb your vagina with radical.

ROFLMAO! NICE Dimnos! lol!

has anybody ever noticed how much Martin Sheen looks like Michael J Foxs and emilio estavezes backwards time baby?



god damnnniittt

oh... i guess emilio estavez is martin sheens son? didn't know that.

Interviewer: Do you think you're bipolar?
Charlie: I don't know what that means. I'm bi-winning.

Tiger blood and Adonis DNA, baby.

Charliesheen! Two names combined into one word that STILL does not convey the true power of his awesomeness.

Maybe this is a Joachim Phoenix type thing.

I don't know, he really stuck it to his former boss. Phoenix just acted like an idiot douche and grew a crappy beard.

I didn't really care about Sheen at all. To me, he was just some dude who slept with women for money. But that was before the interview.
I love this guy. Such a boss