soundtest vs. tropical: CANTONESE MOCK WAR
 

I know it's gonna be ho mo meen ah for me, but I'm crazy like that.

WEI! TROPICAL HO LUN YIT?! MEI LIU AH?

Diu ne lo mo, gao muk chun ar? Ho lun fan ar ne! >:
Seriously soundtest, so you're a guai lo that knows cantonese or are you just faking it?

Don't get the wrong idea - my Guandongwa is very limited. Embarassingly limited. I SUCK. All I know I've learned from HK triad movies, LMF, and 6 months in SZ/HK and TVB PEARL. I want, no need to be fluent, because I think Cantonese is the coolest fucking language EVER and I want to move to HK and do something other than teach English (not to mention that the liang lois around here think that a guai lo who speaks Guandongwa is q t la!! :love ).

I'm gonna be taking classes soon, but until then, I figured a good way to practice would be to take you on in a Guandongwa MOCK WAR! Something to put on my resume, like. But, if you're scared of getting 0WN3D by a guai lo, I understand. ;)

PS: If I run out of bad words and I ask 'have you eaten yet?' can that still count if I mean it sarcastically??

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sow dei la sai lo! nei seung sei ah??

Yiu! Ne mo fan sik ar!!! Fun Gao la!!!!

As a chinese main-lander, I must be racist and say that by being cantonese, you have both already lost.

Have a nice day.

AEHhaEhaHEheahheahea

Jin: Where in China? Feel free to bust out the Putonghua and put us in our place.

Tropical: I may have mo fan but you are ho bow ah from sik sie la!!

Btw it took me awhile to figure out what you wrote (again, I suck), but that made me :lol .

>: can we get him banned for posting in OUR mockwar and being RASIST. >: >:

By the way Jin, name all the curse words in mandarin... all i can come up with is Wang Ba Dang. See? Cantonese is wayy better. Diu ne lo mo hum ga chan ne gou kai dai pok gai la!!!!! See how fun that was??? I speak cantonese mandarin and a bit of shanghainese which also has alot of cool ways to curse.

Soundtest let's get back on business, ne gou bak fun lo. Ne sik see dai, don't say that I sik see. On99 Bak che jai.

Harbin first then went to spend time between shanghai and beijing.

MAINLANDER TO THE CORE.

AHEhaEhaEHhea

I did visit Hong Kong quite a few times though, but now ive immigrated to Australia - its really a nice place.

And Curse words in mandarin? You ever hear us talk? if we arent dissing someone we're saying how good we are - we invented the combination insult.

Damn Honkies, go off with the british again, LETS JUST SEE YOU DO IT, then well just wait till youre all advanced and think youre cool and reclaim you like we did last time.

haEHAHEhaehaHhea

:( why do mainlanders hate us???? We just want to piss on communist and screw your 'buk gu' if you know what this means.

I loved HK and China during my time there (although from what I hear, SZ is not really China). If I had the chance I'd move back to HK in a second - it's pretty international and English friendly... China OTOH is not exactly an easy place for a foreigner with limited Mandarin skills to do basic things. But from what I hear Shanghai is an amazing city...

I spent all my time in this net bar in SZ playing CS, drinking 'cooling' tea and smoking 555's. I logged in as 'laowai' and I fucking learned how to play that game fast. :die

Tropical: diu! cho mi lun yei ah! (I'm sure the pinyin [or whatever the Cantonese equivalent is] is totally fucked up here).

PS: My friends said I win :)

>: you win now, but wait till my DAI LO come!!!!

Actually China gave away Hong Kong.

:lol You and Jin will make a great pair

:confused
How very random, but no, I don't think so...

PANDA! :0
 

I have a neighbor whose uncle runs the Panda Chinese take-out place here on Long Island and because of Jin Chen I can speak a few words in Mandarin and wanted to show off and then embarass myself by notr knowing WTF you said, if you don't mind. Ni hao ma? :(

But you mean that "Not in a gay way" right?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLO)LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!1 U R JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Now you know why you can't be black.

dim ah Tropical, know any good Cantonese pick-up line? :help

San bak mun! One night stand okay? :)

gau lun I'm a gentleman! I need something romantic (or more subtle) :love