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Supercooldude Mar 3rd, 2005 05:32 PM

I regularly go many days without showering
 
Why, when you say to someone you havn't showered today, their all like "ewwww your sick"? I went 2, 3, 4, even 5 days without showering more times then I can count. There's no shame in it, people in Asia do it all the time so if you think there's shame in it, then your racist. There is nothing medically wrong with it either. Not to mention all the money you saved in your water and gas bills, cha-ching!

The fact is if there's two people standing side by side and one showered earlier today and the other showered 3 days ago, you won't be able to tell which one is which, if their both wearing deodorant.

What's the longest you ever went?

Azrael Mar 3rd, 2005 05:55 PM

Two or three days maybe but more than that and you do start to stink. :newbie

Sergeant_Tibbs Mar 3rd, 2005 06:53 PM

A week because the guy I was renting from didn't pay any bills and the gas got shut off.

Esuohlim Mar 3rd, 2005 07:56 PM

I'm not a gross fag so two days tops.

DeadKennedys Mar 3rd, 2005 09:47 PM

Big deal. I've gone a week plus wearing the same clothes and not showering.

Schimid Mar 4th, 2005 12:04 AM

NUH UH I AM THE BEST AT BEING DIRTY U /\/00|35

AChimp Mar 4th, 2005 12:33 AM

I've gone for like, 2 weeks without showering. It's great.

Big Papa Goat Mar 4th, 2005 12:47 AM

not if you have long hair

Big McLargehuge Mar 4th, 2005 01:47 AM

seriously

executioneer Mar 4th, 2005 03:17 AM

this has fuck all to do with loveline

ziggytrix Mar 4th, 2005 11:57 AM

Hey you dirty fucking slob, I've got a newsflash for you. You may be used to the stench that follows you like that cloud around Pigpen in Peanuts, but to everyone else you smell like the dumpster behind Taco Bell on a hot summer day.

So take a god damn shower, the water isn't going to hurt you you fucking baby. And put some deoderant on for Chrissakes, cuz that shower is only gonna take a couple of days worth of stink offa you.

Helm Mar 4th, 2005 12:00 PM

every other day, some times 3 days if I don't go to downtown athens, because it's TEH DIRT. summers I might take a quick shower every day.

Matt Harty Mar 4th, 2005 01:35 PM

I shower every day but when my hairs too long to gel I can go a month or so without washing it. Shampoo makes it too fluffy.

ziggytrix Mar 4th, 2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm
every other day, some times 3 days if I don't go to downtown athens, because it's TEH DIRT. summers I might take a quick shower every day.

and that's an oily greek funk monkey talking... you peeps that go for a week without showering should be fumigated.

Helm Mar 4th, 2005 01:45 PM

I eat my shit, though.

ziggytrix Mar 4th, 2005 01:49 PM

save that for the "I regularly go many days without brushing my teeth" thread >:

Alive Mar 5th, 2005 01:49 AM

Brushing my teeth and shaving i corealate with showering since i brush my teeth in the shower as my hair gets wet and i cannot stand facial hair -thus im stuck in that traumatic cycle that we know of as daily personal hygiene...

CaptainBubba Mar 5th, 2005 05:40 AM

I only shower when theres blood on my genitals. Its gets to be a hassle when I want to shampoo my hair and have to spend literally hours searching for someone on their period so I can stab them in the face and rub their blood on my peeny.

DeadKennedys Mar 5th, 2005 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Hey you dirty fucking slob, I've got a newsflash for you. You may be used to the stench that follows you like that cloud around Pigpen in Peanuts, but to everyone else you smell like the dumpster behind Taco Bell on a hot summer day.

So take a god damn shower, the water isn't going to hurt you you fucking baby. And put some deoderant on for Chrissakes, cuz that shower is only gonna take a couple of days worth of stink offa you.

Take a chill pill lol :lol

NOT Jixby Phillips Mar 5th, 2005 01:42 PM

GROSS! If I dont shower i feel all gross and how can you even get in bed when you're so dirty!! What the heck is wrong with you???

FS Mar 5th, 2005 02:54 PM

I just realized JeanetteX is pretty much the female version of NOT Jixby Phillips.

Marine Mar 5th, 2005 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys
Big deal. I've gone a week plus wearing the same clothes and not showering.

What is "shower"

Mossman Mar 5th, 2005 07:18 PM

I often go a week or 2 without showering when I am on spring break or winter break or on a camping trip. ziggytrix needs to chill out, I think his mom was murdered by a dirty hippy and he takes it out on us.

NOT Jixby Phillips Mar 5th, 2005 09:22 PM

:blah

Lotida Mar 5th, 2005 10:52 PM

I hope you guys are kidding!! I've read many posts from many of you who bitch about not being able to get a girl....this could be your problem!!! SHOWER DAILY!!! >:


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