HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAM
 

YOU REVOLTING PIECE OF ****

Happy birthday SAM. I was going to get you a whoopee cushion filled with backwashed whipped cream but the company in Detroit said they were sold out.

ISS SHAM'S BURFDAT?!



REBOOT

ACCESS DISK

Happy fucking birthday pooftah! >:

This thread will be full-fledged pimp badass

Happy birthday butterball.

Did you order some birthday cinnamons?~

Happy Birthday, Sam!
May your fuchsia organs stay within your MS Paint body a good long time. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy day Sam.

Have a tall glass o' Bushmills on me. :)

Happy Birthday Sam

Happy Birthday, I tried to write an english-to-spanish palindrome as a present but it was impossible. This is the best I could do (consider mas' an abbreviation of master).

mas' is sam
más si sam

I'd wish you a happy birthday, but you declined my invite over xbox live the other day - so fuck you.

FUCKING HELL SAM

Eh, happy birthday I guess.

Many happy returns Sam

TOO GOOD TO EVEN SHOW UP FOR YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY THREAD

HELLO I AM HERE, THANK YOU EVERYONE IT'S NICE TO KNOW I MEAN SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN ALL COME OUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY THREAD :tear

EVEN ZOMBOID, WHO I RUDELY DECLINED TO PLAY RESIDENT EVIL 5 WITH THAT ONE TIME, I'M SORRY ZOMBOID YOU DESERVE BETTER

Sorry I'm late Sam, I was having sex to celebrate your birthday and I was TOTALLY IMAGINING I WAS WITH YOU.

It's okay, I was jerking off last night and totally imagining it was you. ;)

HEY HAPPY BDAY SMA.

SORRY FOR BEING A LITTLE LATE BUT I'M AN IGNORANT FUCK KNOWUMSAYIN'?