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pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 03:35 AM

No offense, but this birthday party is kinda lame. I'm gonna go.


K, bye.

Esuohlim Feb 25th, 2009 03:37 AM

IT'S BECAUSE I SHOWED UP :lol

executioneer Feb 25th, 2009 04:11 AM

HAPPY BDAY SAM, I HOPE YOU DONT GET KILLED TODAY (OR ANY OTHER DAY)

MetalMilitia Feb 25th, 2009 07:19 AM

I went to some recruitment lecture thing today and got a free yo-yo.

Yo-yos are awesome.:picklehat

Dixie Feb 25th, 2009 08:50 AM

happy birthday sammy boy!

Aaarg Feb 25th, 2009 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 615715)
That's sexual harassment. I hope you like JAIL.

She's temporarily working with a crew of ten men (mostly 22-25 years old) overnight in a grocery store.

And Christ, I'm the tamest one among them.

MetalMilitia Feb 25th, 2009 09:04 AM

Dear sam,

I wish you many happy returns and good luck in all of your future endeavours.

Best regards,

England

Kitsa Feb 25th, 2009 09:30 AM

Happy birthday eyeroll

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 25th, 2009 09:50 AM

Happy Birthday Sam!!!!!

I'm drunk and somehow naked too.

Goddnight all.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 25th, 2009 09:58 AM

Also, I'm still drunk. Where is Pub Lover????

Dixie Feb 25th, 2009 10:07 AM

Pubbles dissappeared again, into the internet's deep abyss.

Kitsa Feb 25th, 2009 10:10 AM

Let's pretend he has exotic diseases.

I'm trying to decide whether it should be beriberi or guinea worm. Then again, he's in Australasia, so we could always go with kuru.

Dixie Feb 25th, 2009 10:16 AM

What about all 3?

Dixie Feb 25th, 2009 10:18 AM

HE SHALL ARISE FROM THE DEEP AS A GREAT LEVIATHAN, DEVOURING ALL WHO ANNOY HIM!
HARK! AND BEWARE THE SILENCE!

Kitsa Feb 25th, 2009 10:42 AM

that's real conversation for your ass.

Dixie Feb 25th, 2009 11:05 AM

Maybe he's secretly one of those people with crab hands.

MetalMilitia Feb 25th, 2009 11:10 AM

A crab people? :eek

Zhukov Feb 25th, 2009 11:13 AM

It's probably Kuru. Does anyone know how many people he's eaten?

Kitsa Feb 25th, 2009 11:18 AM

Well, that's why I thought kuru would be most likely.

I'm fairly sure he has some sort of spongiform encephalopathy. I mean, look at him.

Zhukov Feb 25th, 2009 11:46 AM

Pictures or video? I think you would need video of him shaking before you could give anything more than an educated guess.

pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 615922)
Maybe he's secretly one of those people with crab hands.



Pub Lover, Pub Lover,
Look like crab,
Talk like people.

Kitsa Feb 25th, 2009 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 615930)
Pictures or video? I think you would need video of him shaking before you could give anything more than an educated guess.


In honor of that comment, I'm going to take everything literally/seriously for the rest of the day.

pac-man Feb 25th, 2009 12:40 PM

Kill a few hours with this. I know I will.

http://www.etchy.org/

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 25th, 2009 03:50 PM

I just woke up at like 2:30 in the afternoon and remembered that I drank for 15 hours straight yesterday only with minor breaks for food intake. I don't plan on being able to function today but I am hungry.

ElPila666 Feb 25th, 2009 04:18 PM

Quote:

This just in… A federal court in Argentina has decriminalized the personal consumption of drugs in that country. According to the court’s ruling, punishing drug users only “creates an avalanche of cases targeting consumers without climbing up in the ladder of [drug] trafficking.”
Last month at a UN meeting in Vienna, Argentina’s Minister of Justice, Aníbal Fernández, said that the policy of punishing drug consumers was a “total failure.”

OMG u guise we're a step closer to legalization of weed, i'm so0 excited :)


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