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Sam Aug 23rd, 2009 04:10 PM

If they didn't want people to eat fish they should name them something like "Exploding Rectal Boils"

executioneer Aug 23rd, 2009 04:12 PM

yeah something gross

The Leader Aug 23rd, 2009 05:08 PM

Don't many companies name their food products something cute to sell more? And they have cute mascots of the animal that is being killed and consumed too.

If they are renamed sea kittens, then our oceans will soon be empty.

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2009 06:11 PM

Sorry Charlie!


Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2009 06:42 PM

If they were renamed Sea Kittens, the fish-processing companies would just buy rights to the Friskies can labels and change a few words.

executioneer Aug 23rd, 2009 06:55 PM

plus there's the whole kitten/cat/pussy thing to consider

YEAH MAN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND EAT SOME SEA PUSSY :jerkoff

Wiffles Aug 23rd, 2009 07:01 PM

Woudnt want to choke on a hairball now would we ^^

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2009 07:12 PM

:lol

MetalMilitia Aug 23rd, 2009 08:36 PM


Kitsa Aug 23rd, 2009 09:18 PM

It's so true.

Colonel Flagg Aug 23rd, 2009 10:20 PM

Fish time is success time.

http://www.yuwanmei.com/

Tadao Aug 23rd, 2009 10:48 PM

Isn't that the fake company that bought the Onion?

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2009 12:46 AM

I like colbert's suggestion that we just start dining on land fish

executioneer Aug 24th, 2009 01:16 AM

oh man PETA is totally being racist against river fish :o

Aaarg Aug 24th, 2009 01:49 AM

peter murphy (singer from bauhaus) sounds, to me, like what ziggy stardust would have sounded like had he come from hell rather than outer space.

basically he sounds like goth david bowie.

and it's fucking outstanding.

bauhaus was a great band.

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 04:02 AM

I PRONOUNCE IT BOAT HOUSE

Dixie Aug 24th, 2009 05:52 AM

damn the paper just arrived

kahljorn Aug 24th, 2009 06:49 AM

WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THAT

YOU GOT SOMETHIN AGAINST PEOPLE DELIVERING PAPERS? ITS JUST THEIR JOB YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2009 09:45 AM

its cold outside

Zhukov Aug 24th, 2009 09:56 AM

Put a fucking jacket on, you'll freeze to death.

executioneer Aug 24th, 2009 10:36 AM

KAHJLORN LETS BE FRIENDS

Aaarg Aug 24th, 2009 12:02 PM

kaljohn doesnt like friends

The Leader Aug 24th, 2009 12:15 PM

It's because he doesn't have any. >:

Max Radical Aug 24th, 2009 12:59 PM

The "sea kitten" is such an amazing parody of all the bad elements of PETA, and what's even more awesome is they're doing it themselves.
  • Immediate impression of certain words matters more than actual facts
  • Frankly admitting they only care about the cute animals
  • Attempts to redefine reality
  • Assumption that you'll actually follow their insane logic four steps and then try to argue in the magical fantasy land they've created for themselves
The worst thing is I know some real animal rights people (non-insane ones who protest against actual mistreatment of animals and won't try to mace you for eating, and even accept rational arguments on certain issues) and these nutbars give them a bad name.

Dimnos Aug 24th, 2009 01:38 PM

Animals eat other animals: Fact. Humans are animals: Fact. Humans are omnivores: Fact.

Quit trying to change my nature PETA! >:


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