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Tadao Feb 24th, 2010 10:57 PM



I like the really freaky ones with like tokyo gore police and what not, but I really have nothing to go on as that's about all I've ever seen. That and Ichi. :tear

Sam Feb 24th, 2010 11:02 PM

TOKYO GORE POLICEEEEE

Sam Feb 24th, 2010 11:02 PM

WATCH MACHINE GIRL

Babs Feb 24th, 2010 11:12 PM

Ebola Syndrome, that's a must see if your into some Japanese Gore.

HickMan Feb 24th, 2010 11:52 PM

hey what's up guys it's hickman remember me?

Esuohlim Feb 25th, 2010 12:04 AM

Nope

HickMan Feb 25th, 2010 12:09 AM

s*hit

Tadao Feb 25th, 2010 12:19 AM

Sup freedom fighter

Grislygus Feb 25th, 2010 01:47 AM

I'm always the guy who is all like JAP HORROR FLICKS? :rolleyes PFFT.

and yet I seem to know more about Japanese horror than I know about Japanese whisky, which is shameful but excusable because the japs pretty much keep their whisky on the down low except when they want to pal around with the Scots and talk shit about anyone who serves whiskey with an 'E'.

Grislygus Feb 25th, 2010 01:51 AM

god i wish i could just get a single sip of japanese whisky :(


fuck sake, though. Measly, overrated little pussbot of a drink

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2010 01:53 AM

For a relaxing time, make it Suntory Time.

Grislygus Feb 25th, 2010 02:11 AM

CUTTO CUTTO CUTTO!







God I hate white people that go out of their way to drink sake. I remember being on my half-hour break at work and going to the small marketdown the street to buy some steaks and Mickeys for after work. Takes ten minutes to walk to the store from my work, so I only had a ten minute window to get my shit and leave.

I get to wait in line behind a fat latina woman who kept sending her kids to get more shit while she tried to pay her entire bill with expired coupons. The fat bitch finally leaves and I get up to the register, only to be desperately pushed aside by a gangly, bearded, red-haired motherfucker dressed in plaid with a haircut like Prince Valiant; he asks the cashier if they have any SAH-KHEY.

This is a McKay's Market IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, OREGON AND HE SHOVED ME OUT OF THE WAY TO ASK THE CASHIER IF THEY CARRIED SAKE. FUCK THAT GUY anyway the cashier says "uuuuuuuh, no?" and looks at him like he's retarded and the guy doesn't get the hint and keeps talking at the cashier until I shove him the fuck back. So I buy my t-bone steaks and malt liquor and Captain fucking Redbeard looks at me like I'm a violent crazy person AND I DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE WHO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BUY SAKE

Sam Feb 25th, 2010 02:13 AM

HOW ABOUT SOME OF THAT WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG?

Grislygus Feb 25th, 2010 02:13 AM

DAMN STUPIDS :mad

Grislygus Feb 25th, 2010 02:15 AM

IT'S FUCKING RICE WINE, AND IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU COOL

Guitar Woman Feb 25th, 2010 02:16 AM

Sake tastes like pear-flavored gasoline, anyway. It's the nastiest shit, and mixing it with coke just makes it taste like cough syrup.

Sam Feb 25th, 2010 02:22 AM

ONE TIME I TRIED TO MIX SAKE AND KAHLUA :(

IT WAS GROSS

Fathom Zero Feb 25th, 2010 02:32 AM

I had some that tasted buttery. :\

Sam Feb 25th, 2010 02:34 AM

My bosses daughter was just at my house drinking beer with me and she just left and I'm very sad now. :(

Tadao Feb 25th, 2010 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 673894)
CUTTO CUTTO CUTTO!







God I hate white people that go out of their way to drink sake. I remember being on my half-hour break at work and going to the small marketdown the street to buy some steaks and Mickeys for after work. Takes ten minutes to walk to the store from my work, so I only had a ten minute window to get my shit and leave.

I get to wait in line behind a fat latina woman who kept sending her kids to get more shit while she tried to pay her entire bill with expired coupons. The fat bitch finally leaves and I get up to the register, only to be desperately pushed aside by a gangly, bearded, red-haired motherfucker dressed in plaid with a haircut like Prince Valiant; he asks the cashier if they have any SAH-KHEY.

This is a McKay's Market IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, OREGON AND HE SHOVED ME OUT OF THE WAY TO ASK THE CASHIER IF THEY CARRIED SAKE. FUCK THAT GUY anyway the cashier says "uuuuuuuh, no?" and looks at him like he's retarded and the guy doesn't get the hint and keeps talking at the cashier until I shove him the fuck back. So I buy my t-bone steaks and malt liquor and Captain fucking Redbeard looks at me like I'm a violent crazy person AND I DON'T LIKE WHITE PEOPLE WHO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BUY SAKE

Hey, you're in the OC now right? Let's meet up this summer. Eat some Unagi, drink some sake and then head to Venice to meet up with Kahl. Then we can all got to Santa Monica peir, drop E and wreck the boardwalk.

Tadao Feb 25th, 2010 03:23 AM

I have an epic loveline story in the making, but it's just not completely fleshed out yet.

Here is a little taste.

I'm filing for divorce tomorrow. I plan to marry the girl I've had a crush on since I hit puberty. My ex emailed me today telling me she has cancer and had basically given up on life. My ex didn't know I was filing tomorrow so it's not some ploy.

Oh and as for my ex giving up on life, I know her well and she is doing exactly what I did when I got "the bad news". I'm sure she's gonna get better after reaching her bottom and find that thing that we all deserve.

Piece of mind.

:(

Colonel Flagg Feb 25th, 2010 06:19 AM

Good luck on that divorce thing. Hope it goes smoothly ... :\

Colonel Flagg Feb 25th, 2010 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 673894)
[...] I get up to the register, only to be desperately pushed aside by a gangly, bearded, red-haired motherfucker dressed in plaid with a haircut like Prince Valiant; he asks the cashier if they have any SAH-KHEY.

This is a McKay's Market IN BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, OREGON AND HE SHOVED ME OUT OF THE WAY TO ASK THE CASHIER IF THEY CARRIED SAKE.

That sounds like a bad YouTube video clip. Are you sure he just wasn't trying to elicit a reaction?

If he was serious, then he needs a good bitch-slapping. >:

Kitsa Feb 25th, 2010 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 673894)
God I hate white people that go out of their way to drink sake.

I was there once, and then I read enough Paul Theroux to realize there's a very gray area between that sort of irritation and the I AM SURE THAT NO OTHER WHITE PERSON UNDERSTANDS THIS NON-WHITE CULTURE THE WAY I DO, THEREFORE I HATE THEM ALL, THEY SHOULD JUST STICK TO BEING WHITE AND LEAVE GENUINE APPRECIATION TO ME philosophy. Paul Theroux can write, but he's an asshole that way, white traveler fooling himself into thinking he's a resentful native of wherever he is.

That's why I pretty much stick to an "eyes on your own paper" plan of action. Self-proclaimed "otakus" are best ignored. If I want sake, I go to a store I know will sell it and I buy it. No need to broadcast. Enough problems being a non-Japanese artist in a primarily Japanese art form. Enough people getting pissed off at me for not being Japanese, which is ridiculous. Is the art better somehow if I'm Japanese? Just fucking buy your sake and take it home and drink it, and stfu about how the characters in your favorite anime drink it this way or that way.


Tadao: :(

Pub Lover Feb 25th, 2010 10:32 AM

Zhukov is very funny in his birthday thread. Happy birthday, that guy.


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