my balls

i dont run trains on bitches i run fourseater bicycles

good on ya

Nothing dries up a lady's love canyon faster than unclean fuels


After spending a week with some relatives from Germany, I'm convinced that there is no way to make German not sound menacing.

A bomb would work.

It would be appropriate given everything they said would sound at home being screamed into a shortwave radio while soldiers hurl bundles of teletype pages into a burning barrel.

Also; Daphne.

Go team ginger

So Fartin messaged me just now. I think he is drunk. He is reading old threads on here and giggling when people say his name. It is nice to know people share my hobby.


P.S. Everyone that asked for ELX boob pics should send me pics of their dick.

you already gt pics of my dick

now you can send me a thank you

macro lens

It's a shitty week to be named Armstrong

This skit made me laugh. It reminded me of when Mock and Co. used to mock people.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-c...ed-connections

for the past month, nearly, a church i pass every day has had this on their sign:
"GOOD EXAMPES HAS TWICE THE VALUE AS GOOD ADVICE."

cool.

IN BED

:lol

y'all are some fags

muffins are good
i wish this town had a decent place to buy baked goods

I had a grilled english muffin with avocado and hummus for breakfast.

Lethal breath.

:guywhoaddsnothingtoaconversation

I just watched 'The people under the stairs' and the mutant who shows them the gold reminded me of you, Fathom.

I will not be surprised if I'm not the first to say this.

:lol

The image of that mush-mouthed hillbilly loping around in a gimpsuit and waving around a shotgun is probably the most terrifying thing I've ever seen (and I've dropped acid at a podunk county fair in the deep south).

Some guy said I looked like Duane Allman, but that's much more accurate.

I don't have the excuse of being imprisoned for many years in a cellar to explain my skin and bone structure.

:(

Everyone tells me I just look like a fag :(

I get that or retarded/autistic/insane. It's really hard to tell when people are really listening or just feigning interest because they think I have the Downs.