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A Message From Suri Cruise To Jamie Lynne Spears' Unborn Child
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Tetsu Deinonychus Feb 5th, 2008 05:55 AM

Max, this was nothing short of fantastic!

I could just see those two hanging out with each-other (and Anna-Nicole's baby, too).

There ought to be some kind of "Screwed-Up Celebrity Offspring Hall Of Fame".

Oska_Go_Wilde Feb 5th, 2008 07:51 AM

You know, if they hung out, I would probably get stuck babysitting...

Colonel Flagg Feb 5th, 2008 02:46 PM

What I want to know is, how did you get her eyes to look so realistic in panel 14?

I wonder if her middle name is "Comet"?

KillerMcGee Feb 5th, 2008 05:35 PM

haha between nature vs nurture, screwed on both counts, and frozen l. ron hubbard sperm, this was great!

Protoclown Feb 5th, 2008 06:43 PM

Tom Cruise's face in that "CRAZY OR GAY" panel is fucking priceless.

beatpole Feb 5th, 2008 08:44 PM

O Brave New World with such people in it, if there in then I want out

Colonel Flagg Feb 5th, 2008 09:15 PM

That last panel makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it.

thecatillaccat Feb 5th, 2008 09:37 PM

I'm going to go curl up in a ball, drink whiskey, and cry. Tom Cruise is the monster in my closet.

Asila Feb 5th, 2008 11:53 PM

Have I mentioned before how much I like your comics?
I haven't?
I like your comics as if they were my own offspring.

Captain PirateFace Feb 6th, 2008 12:07 AM

Poor Crazy Tom....
I wish he was that guy he played in "Magnolia"...

"Obey the Cock!"

Angryhydralisk Feb 6th, 2008 04:02 AM

Suri kinda resembles the composite sketch of Cartman in that one episode of South Park.

Otherwise, this is hysterical. I loved the goofy Tom Cruise cameo.

Pentegarn Feb 6th, 2008 08:45 AM

Nicely done. Can't help but feel bad that she got stuck being Tom Cruise's daughter.

I spend a bit of time every day thanking God I wasn't a celebrity;s child.

wobzire Feb 6th, 2008 11:34 AM

Hell, Max Burbanks daughter has a better shot at a normal life!!!

incognit000 Feb 6th, 2008 11:39 AM


Once you reach a certain degree of fame, you need to have your gonads removed.

I mean hell, they already remove the brain, let's just take the gonads at the same time.

Pentegarn Feb 7th, 2008 12:09 AM

No, they don't remove the brain, it simply erodes :P

Autrach Sejanoz Feb 7th, 2008 02:08 AM

Max, this is the best thing you've ever done since your Critical Analysis of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!"

JakeOfAllTrades Feb 7th, 2008 02:33 AM

Brilliant. Somebody needed to say it, and you did it Max. I know I couldn't.

Desert_Screams Feb 7th, 2008 09:44 AM

Brilliant, Max!

mburbank Feb 7th, 2008 11:10 AM

Hey, thanks, everybody. The cartoons are wicked time intensive so I can't do them that often, but I love doing them.

Coryjonc Feb 7th, 2008 08:52 PM

I couldn't stop laughing, this comic is great.

JakeOfAllTrades Feb 10th, 2008 04:58 AM

How exactly do you do these comics anyway? Do you modify a photo in Photoshop to fit the style of drawing with filters?

The style interests me. Although at first it seemed generic artwork, a closer analysis revealed a rawer emotion in the execution. It conveys its message effectively without having to be a Michelangelo fresco. I also like the facial expressions, I wish I could make my character illustration faces that expressive!

Geminate Feb 10th, 2008 08:25 PM


You are such the artist.

That must have taken months to draw...in your sleep...after taking 1,000mg of seroquel...after a weekend bender of non-stop scotch whiskey shooters and extra dry martinis by the pitcher.

DuFresne Feb 10th, 2008 08:37 PM


executioneer Feb 10th, 2008 08:50 PM

replace the OR with AND, that'll be better

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