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Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 09:29 PM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 626128)
She just liked seeing you with your shirt off. :love

No, she forced me into growing up and dressing nice. Later on she wondered what happened to the original me. :x

Pub Lover Apr 26th, 2009 09:36 PM

Everyone knows Tadai lose their value once they're removed from their original packaging.

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2009 09:37 PM

There was also a guy in hunting camo and one who had a shirt that said WOMEN WANT ME, FISH FEAR ME in neon puffy paint.

One thing that I can say about you after seeing your pictures, Tadao, is that at the very least you seem to be able to dress appropriately when necessary. More than I could say about a lot of people.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 09:37 PM


Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 09:39 PM

I spent the last 15 years in dress pants and ties. I can sell the devil fire. It's just not the real me.

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2009 09:42 PM

What I meant was that you can get your shit together when necessary. As can I. Hose and a dress aren't the real me either, but I do it when I have to.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 09:43 PM

People would consider me consevative if they had never met me before.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 09:44 PM

Oh yeah, I clean up real nice. I think that's the phase people use on me nowadays.

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2009 09:47 PM


When I left my hospital job, I was convinced pantyhose were the work of Satan. I was all for building a bonfire of them and dancing around it.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 09:51 PM

Being half Japanese and male, that makes me cry.

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2009 09:56 PM

It's like being stuffed into a fucking sausage casing.

Pub Lover Apr 26th, 2009 09:57 PM

Naked Ladies Dancing Around Burning Stuff? That makes you cry?

I suggest that you are favouring a lifestyle outside of the norm that involves dicks in your face.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 10:09 PM

The white half of me is extremely homophobic.

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2009 10:27 PM


there's that shirt if you want it, tadao. You can pull it off.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 10:36 PM

Hmmm, I might get it after payday.

Pub Lover Apr 26th, 2009 11:42 PM

Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 11:42 PM

Too bad the site doesn't have it listed. I never buy anything from Ebay. Especially after I heard that fowl shit come from the CEOs mouth during Palins run.

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2009 11:46 PM

I've started buying a lot of stuff on etsy because they don't buttrape you with fees and you can get anything you want custom-made with their alchemy feature.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 11:50 PM

Cool, I'll have to show mom, she quit selling on Ebay because now the seller can't leave negative comments about buyers who rip people off and she hates having to use Paypal and pay their fees. I don't know for sure if she's right, I only know she won't sell on there.

Edit: Nevermind, she sells the old coin collection. That won't qualify lol.

Tadao Apr 26th, 2009 11:52 PM

:lol :lol :lol

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2009 11:54 PM

Etsy has a "vintage" category, she might get away with listing it there.

Kitsa Apr 26th, 2009 11:57 PM

Where else could you find a google-eyed fairy turd bottled as a pendant?

Also, lolz

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 12:05 AM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 626036)
Just finished Sicko. I was so glad it ended on a Cat Stevens song. I feel so horrible that I have given up on America and humans. I'd rather run from this country then try to change the minds of half the country.


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 626174)
I was a little skeptical about the quality of the Cuban treatment.

She went to...a....doctor.

He gave her......a.....diagnosis.

We'll never know if it was the right one, but it was pretty much the one they wanted to hear.

Michael Moore has some really good points, but some of his stuff I stop well short of buying wholeheartedly.

And I'm neither conservative nor republican.

Yeah, I hear you, but I do know all about Kaiser and Nixon. That's not all though This whole defense of torture is eating me up inside. So many people are saying that it is justified. Then there are all the people who put their hope in Obama, all that hope should be put into their neighborhood. It's all gonna fall hard and fast and half of America will be saying "I told you so" while the other half will say "We tried", and we will be at our most kicked and beaten and the powerful will swoop down and feast on whats left.

But that's just me. I'm sure I'm very wrong.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 12:07 AM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 626176)

Also, lolz

I used to have cards that basically cussed you out and requested that you leave a can opener so that I could get into my car.

Pub Lover Apr 27th, 2009 12:07 AM

I was coming to this thread to talk about the British section of Sicko being misleading, but I was distracted by photoshop.

Pub Lover Apr 27th, 2009 12:08 AM



Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 12:09 AM

What's the misleading part? I hear that they have some good size hurdles.

Pub Lover Apr 27th, 2009 12:11 AM

I don't remember, I was overcome by the act of rubbing your digital nipples.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 12:12 AM


Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 12:15 AM

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 12:37 AM

Kitsa Apr 27th, 2009 07:21 AM

I dunno. Michael Moore strikes me as someone who, as I said before, does have a lot of good points...but I think he's also capable of pulling out all of the half-truths and propaganda stops he can in order to make those points. Things got awfully twisty in Sicko.

True, we don't have universal healthcare and we need to either have some version of it or make reasonable healthcare more available in some other way. But I don't believe for a minute that countries that do have universal healthcare are skipping through some la-la-la medical fairyland where everything is just fantastic.

The reform I'd really like to see is for all of the states to follow Massachusetts' example and make it illegal for insurance companies to discriminate against someone with childhood cancer. I was born with my cancer and, as far as insurance companies were concerned, I had a lifelong "pre-existing condition" and had to either jump through their hoops (at one point going a YEAR WITHOUT TREATMENT) or not have insurance at all. Long story shorter, insurance companies have fucked with my entire life, up to and including having to leave medical school to work fulltime and keep insurance.

So it's not like I don't have a big problem with the insurance companies.

Dimnos Apr 27th, 2009 12:00 PM

I have talked to one Canadian about the universal health care they have up there. She said it sucks. BAD. Yea everyone can get treatment.... But by everyone they mean EVERYONE. You break your arm? Have fun waiting in line all day with that broken arm while you wait for your turn. She said she was happy to pay for faster medical service.

Insurance companies are the devil! I work with an older lady who has some problem with her knee. It constantly hurts her and she has to go in twice a year and have it drained or something just so she can continue to walk. They consider it elective and she has to pay for it all herself. Other than that and the fact that she is in her 60s, she is actually in rather good health. This kind of thing happens all over the place all the time with insurance companies. Most people would be better off just putting their money in a savings account.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 626228)
You break your arm? Have fun waiting in line all day with that broken arm while you wait for your turn. She said she was happy to pay for faster medical service.

I'm on the do not insure list. So yeah, I would gladly wait in line with a broken arm instead of having my brother try to snap it back in place and make me a splint based based of a scene in a Die Hard movie.

Aaarg Apr 27th, 2009 02:24 PM

Insurance forms just get ya' down! What everybody needs to do... is dance!

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 02:32 PM

Since my spine is fused, I can only pogo :tear


Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2009 03:28 PM

Instead of studying I'm playing Doom all day

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2009 03:30 PM

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 03:48 PM

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2009 04:15 PM

I'm fucking up some Cacodemons left and right :picklehat

I was obsessed with Doom when I was about seven or eight, and I haven't played it in forever :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 27th, 2009 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 626244)
Since my spine is fused, I can only pogo :tear


They tried to get me to fuse mine by I opted to just live with the pain instead. Bad times.

MetalMilitia Apr 27th, 2009 04:19 PM

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 626261)
They tried to get me to fuse mine by I opted to just live with the pain instead. Bad times.

I was never given the option, it fuses on it's own. It's a super power.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 04:24 PM

Oh, and was buttsex involved the other night? And hook me up with you sister.

Dixie Apr 27th, 2009 04:26 PM

I'm going to stand in front of the freezer now.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 04:33 PM

Funny, that's were I put the live cam!

Aaarg Apr 27th, 2009 04:37 PM

Turkey's done!

Dixie Apr 27th, 2009 04:44 PM

Freezer was useless.
No ice cream.

Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2009 04:55 PM


Fathom Zero Apr 27th, 2009 04:56 PM

Nothing says soothing cold like rich, creamy Haagen Dazs.

Dixie Apr 27th, 2009 05:10 PM

And if we had gone to the grocery store last night like I wanted, I'd have my goddamm fancy ice cream.

Aaarg Apr 27th, 2009 08:56 PM

I was at the grocery store last night for 18 and a half hours. in a few hours I'll be there again, but only for eight.


Zhukov Apr 27th, 2009 09:36 PM

The night doesn't go for eighteen and a half hours.

Sam Apr 27th, 2009 09:40 PM

It does in some places. :eek

Aaarg Apr 27th, 2009 09:58 PM

well it was afternoon, evening, night, early morning, morning.

Dixie Apr 27th, 2009 10:08 PM

no ice cream tonight in my slimfast
no ice cream tonight in my bowl

Sam Apr 27th, 2009 10:16 PM


Dixie Apr 27th, 2009 10:45 PM

UP YOURS ******

Dixie Apr 27th, 2009 10:49 PM

I totally did not mean that.

Tadao Apr 27th, 2009 10:59 PM


Zhukov Apr 28th, 2009 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by Sam (Post 626313)
It does in some places. :eek

Oh shit it does too! Sorry Arg.

MetalMilitia Apr 28th, 2009 11:34 AM

It lasts for 30 whole days in some places films.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 28th, 2009 01:02 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 626266)
Oh, and was buttsex involved the other night? And hook me up with you sister.

It was not :( but she is a hippie chick so it will soon enough. I don't remember if she's a vegan and works at an abortion clinic or against the abortion clinic.

I'll try and mail order my sister to you. I keep trying to hook her up with guys. Mainly the guy from craigslist with the mario brothers fetish. So it might be tough for her to take me seriously.

My ex keeps wanting to get back together with me and I'm trying not to have it.

Kitsa Apr 28th, 2009 01:44 PM

My damn dog broke my damn watch :(

I thought she was here to help me :(

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 01:45 PM

Well I'm gonna be in NJ and NY this August.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 626373)
My damn dog broke my damn watch :(

I thought she was here to help me :(

Did she lick your face until you got back off the floor?

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 28th, 2009 01:48 PM

Tadao: Stop by Buffalo in August then. It's nowhere near NJ though.

Kitsa: Maybe your dog was telling you it's time to get a new watch.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 01:54 PM

Well after NJ, I would go to Albany to see an old friend. Is that near Buffalo? I'd still like to toss a few back at a bar with you, even without you hot sister. But yeah, I will be wearing a chastity belt around you so don't even think about slipping me a mickey.

Kitsa Apr 28th, 2009 01:57 PM

No. I was throwing her a ball and she got too excited and grabbed my arm, which broke my watch off. And I can't find the little metal pin, so I have no idea what now. It's in the grass in the backyard somewhere.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 01:58 PM

Ah, she broke the wrist band, you can get those bars and a watchmakers!

Kitsa Apr 28th, 2009 02:07 PM

Probably. It's a brand-new watch, which pisses me off a little.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 02:09 PM

You should hug till she cries.

Kitsa Apr 28th, 2009 02:21 PM

ehhh, I'm going to stop just short of actually being insane.

I'm tired and depressed. I think I might make soup.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 02:22 PM

Awww, you need a Japanese street festival.

Kitsa Apr 28th, 2009 03:20 PM

I do need a Japanese street festival.

But then there'd be an avalanche of gaijin fucks, starwarsing around with cheapie samurai swords, cosplaying, and babbling about otaku this and anime that and how great Fullmetal Alchemist is.

And I'd still be depressed.

Misdemonar Apr 28th, 2009 03:23 PM


Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 03:24 PM

:( you need to go to the ones in San Francisco. It doesn't get trashed by gaijin.

Sam Apr 28th, 2009 03:25 PM


Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 03:26 PM

Sipping on Gin and Juice

Sam Apr 28th, 2009 03:28 PM


Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 04:00 PM

Ok 10k, looks like I could go to NJ, take rail to Albany, and then a rail to Buffalo and fly back from there. I can use you as an excuse to get away from my ex if she acts all weird.

Womti Apr 28th, 2009 04:06 PM

drink a few blunts, smoke a few beers

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 28th, 2009 04:06 PM

That sounds good. I'll be in Nashville, TN from 8/8/09 - 8/11/09. Anytime besides that is good though. When are you going to be in NJ?

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 04:08 PM

8-1 for a festival


10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 28th, 2009 04:17 PM

Oh wow, that lineup looks really amazing. Just let me know

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 04:30 PM

Yeah, maybe I'll go from NJ to Buffalo, then Albany. I shall plant my wallet and hope it gets fatter.

Dixie Apr 28th, 2009 04:53 PM

No you can't go to NY August 1st.

Dixie Apr 28th, 2009 04:54 PM

or August 2nd

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 04:57 PM

Why are you having an early b-day?

Dixie Apr 28th, 2009 05:06 PM

Kind of, but mostly because I'll be in NY that weekend.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 05:11 PM

Well I'll be in New Jersey so you'll be safe.

Dixie Apr 28th, 2009 05:13 PM

That's too close, man.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2009 05:23 PM

The court order only say 500 feet.

Dixie Apr 28th, 2009 06:00 PM

Out of sight, out of mind my friend.

MetalMilitia Apr 28th, 2009 09:11 PM

Tadao Apr 29th, 2009 02:17 AM

Shrubfest Apr 29th, 2009 06:26 AM



Kitsa Apr 29th, 2009 09:59 AM

I can already tell today is going to be shitty. I had a nightmare about being euthanized, then after I went back to sleep I woke up with the most horrible headache I've had in a long time. The dog jerked me around the yard in the pouring rain. The boyfriend said he had bad news from the doctor, then "just kidding". It's just going to be one of those days.

Colonel Flagg Apr 29th, 2009 10:49 AM

:lol @ tadao

What's funnier is that it's actually true. Except Burgess Meredith played a better Penguin. :posh

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 29th, 2009 02:03 PM

Burgess Meredith by far.

Kitsa: I woke up with a giant headache too today....but I didn't go drinking last night. I did hang out with my cousin who smoked like two packs of cigarettes though.

Bad times

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