You have regrets? How surprising!

Canning a pharmacy tech for pushing meds? That's just not American! > :

Whenever I feel upset, I come here, read some posts from someone like Babs, and feel better. Life's really not that bad!

Edit: For me. Life's not that bad for me. It sounds shitty for a few of you (Babs).

i thought babs was a phlebotomist?

I'm certified in both actually, and no, I'm not making that up. I worked at labcorp for awhile which wasn't bad at all except it was heart breaking doing sticks to the older patients because they were inaudible and would grunt in fear but I guess you would too if some one like babs, a piece of shit, was taking your blood as well.

i think it all depends on where he's taking my blood, really.

yr dck

At least babs isn't zbf, right guys?

who cares

I thought it was atleast I'm not womti.

THIS IS RAPE VIA MUSIC

Now make it into dubstep.

Babs, have you tried Bath Salt or Heroin? I think it's an option for you.

have you ever tried starving?

I always took Babs to be the kind of guy who took turns between huffing paint and gas.

Nah just to much television

This is from a few weeks ago. This girl was sitting on the curb outside the bar on the busiest street in the city, and I drunkenly thought it'd be funny to do muscle man poses behind her. This is when she discovered me. She was totally game for it, though, which was weird.

So did you get lucky. Though I'm not to sure getting with a random drunk curb woman would be considered lucky. It might however be considered a lounging STD in a red dress.

Uh, no. I'm often really stupid when it comes to safe sex, but that would've been spitting in the face of fate...or something.

Looks like meg white.

Though I don't know why feel the need, I have to know what's on your shirt. Again, I have no fucking clue why I care, maybe because of my love for t-shirts.

I've added Do Gaeshi to my repertoire.

My provisional drivers licence arrived today. Now I have to learn to drive.

Holy shit dude, that is such a badass shirt. I thought it looked like a nes box cover, but I would have never guessed it to be a Game of Thrones refrence. I need that fucking shirt. I'm going to search amazon for it right now.