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Babs Dec 31st, 2012 06:28 PM

I think I need to go pray.

Shrubfest Dec 31st, 2012 07:04 PM

Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.

Tadao Dec 31st, 2012 07:17 PM

Man I've been drinking since the Samoans had the New Year.


Fathom Zero Dec 31st, 2012 07:27 PM

There's nothing to drink in this house besides gnarly wine

and people

worst new years everrr

Kitsa Dec 31st, 2012 10:18 PM

Happy birthday Shrub

I drank the last of the whiskey in an attempt to kill whatever evil upper respiratory infection has been incubating and plotting to ruin my week. It was pretty good but now I have nothing.

Dimnos Jan 1st, 2013 03:08 AM

Happy new years fuckers.

Sam Jan 1st, 2013 03:31 AM


Aaarg Jan 3rd, 2013 09:15 AM

baby's first speeding ticket

over a decade of driving too fast and not getting caught. finally over. dang.

Kitsa Jan 3rd, 2013 09:25 AM

I have the flu. Like the actual, report-to-the-health-department, this-is-what-the-government-warned-you-about, doctor-shoves-swabs-up-your-nose-and-shakes-his-head-sadly, influenza A.

It sucks. It sucks mightily. I think I can feel the individual nerve cells in my teeth writhing in agony.

I'm allergic to the preservative in flu shots and couldn't get one, so I guess I lost this particular round of russian roulette. If you're not allergic to eggs or thimerosal, get your fucking flu shot. Chances of becoming a walking phlegm-bucket go down to about 10%.

kahljorn Jan 3rd, 2013 07:41 PM

i havent gotten a flu shot in 10+ years :/

Kitsa Jan 3rd, 2013 10:28 PM

They're not for everyone, but if it helps you, do it.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 6th, 2013 06:15 PM

We took sophia for pictures toward the end of the day. She wouldn't smile for the camera so instead of the camera guy making bird noises or other stupid sounds he just started yelling at her. He was also asian so it came out like

"hey.....HEY! Little girl. HEY! You look now!"

My gf was like "alright tadao thats not working."

Tadao Jan 6th, 2013 07:29 PM

I bet if I pulled out my tiny wiener she would laugh.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 7th, 2013 09:38 AM

Can you wrap it in one of those blankets too?

Babs Jan 8th, 2013 02:08 PM

Shit nigga he can tie it in a knot, he can tie it in a bow.

kahljorn Jan 8th, 2013 05:46 PM

so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god

Kitsa Jan 8th, 2013 11:36 PM

I really wanted that Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pajama thing as a christmas/chanukah gift and didn't get it :(

I was sort of disappointed. Now I've got to find and buy it mydamnself.

Edit: This. I'mma ordering it.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2013 02:26 PM


Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 765003)
so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god

Make sure to wear it backwards so that she can read it as you walk away.

kahljorn Jan 10th, 2013 01:05 AM


Aaarg Jan 10th, 2013 06:47 AM

totes backwards and you gotta throw your arms up and point to it with both thumbz. then give hher the finger. Owned.!!!

went to a reptile expo. bought another 8 juvenile tarantulas. this is one of them.

stevetothepast Jan 10th, 2013 11:49 AM

how many do you have in total?

Tadao Jan 10th, 2013 12:15 PM


Tadao Jan 11th, 2013 06:19 PM

Esuohlim Jan 13th, 2013 10:11 PM

I listened to Bowie's "Low" for the first time, and as someone who never really got into Bowie I started to enjoy it more than I expected to. But then why does Brian Eno have to ruin it with his ambient bullshit in the album's second half >:

Just like Talking Heads' Remain in Light. Eno sucks :(

Aaarg Jan 14th, 2013 07:48 AM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 765025)

8 + 10 = 18

17 juveniles, 1 adult
plus a bunch of other spiders from around here
and currently ~60 baby wolf spiders

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