She Wanted me to trim it up "Down There"
 

So, my girlfriend is totally checking out my pelvis one day and notes how she thinks it'd be a good idea to trim all the pubic hair I have. I was in quite a pickle, I can tell you. You see, I only have one razor and am not in favor of getting a second one. So I tell her, I say, "Honey, I love you and everything, but I will not risk my ball hair and face hair mixing in any sense." She retorts, "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SMALL PRICKED ASSHAT, I HAVE GENITAL HERPES AND I HOPE YOU LIVE IN A FUCKED UP PERMANENT STATE OF FLARING YOU PUSTULENT, RECTAL THERMOMETER! I SLEPT WITH CHRIS, THAT'S RIGHT, I SLEPT WITH HIM, AND HE WAS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY! HE WAS A POST-OP TRANNY AND S/HE STILL HAD A DICK THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A ROTTED CHEETO!"

I tell you guys, Women :\

Buy a razor, jungle crotch.

Yeah, just clean them in between. Mine has been shaved since I was like 14. I got sick of it getting caught in the zipper.

Just burn it off with a lighter. If you need more precision, use a soldering iron. Just make sure no one distracts or startles you.

Do you want to dive into a wiry bush?
No?
Then give her the same luxury.
It's only fair.

So, let me get this straight.

You have a girl willing to look at your junk.

You know what's wrong with this situation? If you have a female, at all willing to be within a foot of your naked crotch, you let her call the fucking shots.

i dont know about all that crap but it does feel nice not having hair down there ;o plus it makes your dick look bigger

Guys we forgot to acknowledge how funny whatever his name is that started the thread was trying to be

If you don't want to shave, then just trim it with scissors. At least making an effort would be appreciated, I'm sure.

Then she won't run to Chris anymore..:rolleyes

If I actually thought he had a girlfriend I wouldn't have given a serious response.

Same. But really it comes down to each girl. Some like stubble on their clit and some like a smooth rub, almost none like a wild bush. You should really trim even though yout dad wont touch you anymore.

I do miss him a lot :(

Edit:

I meant to say: NO YOU GUYS ARE SUCH D-BAGS OF COURSE I AHVE A GIRLFRIEND IRL!!! YOU GUYS JSUT DONT UNDERSTAAND ME AND WONT TAK EME SIRIUSLY! You mean people you.

Go buy a $20 beard trimmer and use it to trim that shit down. Just make sure that if you have roommates that you let them know what it's used for otherwise they'll be using it on their face.

make sure to tell them after they've used it though, don't let a good practical joke go to waste

TRIM THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING MESS

That's exactly why you DON'T tell them. They shouldn't be using my razors or trimmers anyway.

Only virgins are offended by shaving their pubes.

Shave your pubes. Then when you're done, shave your head, mustache, beard, eyebrows, leg hair, and any other kind of hair you have on your body. it'll be sexay

Be sure to play The Wall by Pink Floyd while you do it

Or Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus :rolleyes

I don't like totally shaved men, it looks weird, just a tidy trim is good. I used to use my ex's clippers on mine, but they blew up, but you can actually buy electrical appliances just for this job, girly ones come in pink.
Smooth shaved gets sweaty, hair is there for a reason you know.

I used to shave a W into mine. I liked it.

i shaved a painting in the classical style of ro-co-co motherfucker

I shave mine into the OCP logo from the film Robocop

i used a powerful laser to burn the image of the Lord Jesus Christ into mine