A Message From Suri Cruise To Jamie Lynne Spears' Unborn Child
 

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Max, this was nothing short of fantastic!

I could just see those two hanging out with each-other (and Anna-Nicole's baby, too).

There ought to be some kind of "Screwed-Up Celebrity Offspring Hall Of Fame".

You know, if they hung out, I would probably get stuck babysitting...

What I want to know is, how did you get her eyes to look so realistic in panel 14?

I wonder if her middle name is "Comet"?

haha between nature vs nurture, screwed on both counts, and frozen l. ron hubbard sperm, this was great!

Tom Cruise's face in that "CRAZY OR GAY" panel is fucking priceless.

O Brave New World with such people in it, if there in then I want out

That last panel makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it.

I'm going to go curl up in a ball, drink whiskey, and cry. Tom Cruise is the monster in my closet.

Have I mentioned before how much I like your comics?
I haven't?
I like your comics as if they were my own offspring.

Poor Crazy Tom....
I wish he was that guy he played in "Magnolia"...

"Obey the Cock!"

Suri kinda resembles the composite sketch of Cartman in that one episode of South Park.

Otherwise, this is hysterical. I loved the goofy Tom Cruise cameo.

Nicely done. Can't help but feel bad that she got stuck being Tom Cruise's daughter.

I spend a bit of time every day thanking God I wasn't a celebrity;s child.

Hell, Max Burbanks daughter has a better shot at a normal life!!!
Well...

NEW RULE:

Once you reach a certain degree of fame, you need to have your gonads removed.

I mean hell, they already remove the brain, let's just take the gonads at the same time.

No, they don't remove the brain, it simply erodes :P

Max, this is the best thing you've ever done since your Critical Analysis of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!"

Brilliant. Somebody needed to say it, and you did it Max. I know I couldn't.

Brilliant, Max!

Hey, thanks, everybody. The cartoons are wicked time intensive so I can't do them that often, but I love doing them.

I couldn't stop laughing, this comic is great.

How exactly do you do these comics anyway? Do you modify a photo in Photoshop to fit the style of drawing with filters?

The style interests me. Although at first it seemed generic artwork, a closer analysis revealed a rawer emotion in the execution. It conveys its message effectively without having to be a Michelangelo fresco. I also like the facial expressions, I wish I could make my character illustration faces that expressive!

Wow.

You are such the artist.

That must have taken months to draw...in your sleep...after taking 1,000mg of seroquel...after a weekend bender of non-stop scotch whiskey shooters and extra dry martinis by the pitcher.

KISS MAX'S ASS OR GTFO

replace the OR with AND, that'll be better

What Max isn't telling you guys, it's a true story. He has a couple cameras hidden in the Cruise household.

Maxwell Rainbow Burbank, you should be ashamed.

I've been razzing Max years before these screwy comment sections existed. If you don't know who you are talking to it is best to just say nothing.

WOW YOU SURE SHOWED ME BUDDY

Thanks for wording what I wanted to say when I couldn't, dude. xD

Hehe well written. Pretty funny and a great read.

God!!! what kind of trainwreck of a person you think she'll be when she grows up? She'll be rich, but a trainwreck nonetheless

Tommy's little "TELL THE MEDIA I'M NOT CRAZY, HONEY!" makes me laugh every time.