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Editorials - 50 Sentences And 3 Pictures I've Had Hanging Around
 
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Tetsu Deinonychus Feb 27th, 2008 03:29 PM

How "Avant-garde".

Max Burbank, You are the David Lynch of internet comedy (and, I mean that in a good way).

6, 10, 15, 19, 23, 27, 34, 41, "The Yodeling Contest", and 45 were especially hilarious!

Ashmodai Feb 27th, 2008 04:24 PM

32 is my favorite.

RaxaR Feb 27th, 2008 04:53 PM

PANTS!

Colonel Flagg Feb 27th, 2008 05:06 PM

Some of these look "Bulwer-Lytton" worthy.

HARRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purple Man Feb 27th, 2008 05:40 PM

"The Yodeling Contest" is superb.

Sleazeappeal Feb 27th, 2008 05:55 PM

"I thought you said violence wasn't the answer to anything."

"It isn't."

"What do you call that, then?"

"Prolonging the question."

Dungeonbrownies Feb 27th, 2008 07:45 PM

quite good.
pretty bad for me mentally i bet,
but still enjoyable.

blacksamster Feb 27th, 2008 08:23 PM

Heh, yeah, I was thinking Bulwer-Lytton, too...

Colonel Flagg Feb 27th, 2008 08:31 PM

I think everyone should have a helper monkey.

captain516 Feb 27th, 2008 09:13 PM

that was so bizare.. and yet I loved it

Fufuless Feb 27th, 2008 09:15 PM

I don't want to mess with that clown, man.

chemquat Feb 27th, 2008 10:48 PM

i was pleased way early with 6, thought it was just great.

but now i can't shake the image of a sea of crap and pop tarts. it's disgusting. it won't leave my head. i might never eat another pop tart.

autodidact Feb 28th, 2008 02:19 AM

Read as a whole piece it reminds me of an early 'A bit of Frye and Laurie' sketch.

Undead Overlord Feb 28th, 2008 06:09 PM

those must have been some damn fine pants, unlike my physics teacher's, they are so nerdy. so very nerdy...

Pandajuice Feb 28th, 2008 06:13 PM

You should do one of those daily calendar things Max. Each day people all over the world can tear away yesterday's page and reveal another bizzare, slightly disturbing non-sequitor straight from the dark armoire that is your mind.

But please leave out the pictures; they make my brain feel fizzy.

Oska_Go_Wilde Feb 28th, 2008 07:36 PM

I think I may have the exact same issue with mind-garbage. But none of mine are eloquent.

Protoclown Feb 29th, 2008 12:04 AM

Number 19 was my favorite

Autrach Sejanoz Feb 29th, 2008 02:35 AM

I have to agree with Tetsu Deinonychus about the David Lynch comment, Max.

I liked 6(the best one, IMO), 7, 10, 15, 18, "Visiting Hours", 26, 27, 35, 42, 48, & 50.

Umbee Mar 1st, 2008 08:37 PM

I liked 1, 6, 8, 22, 24, 27, 41, 46, and 50.

Max Burbank could probably win the Bulwer-Lytton contest if he wanted to.

Beggarsfarm Mar 22nd, 2008 10:52 PM

3.) Harrison's trousers were of the sort one wants to avoid; pinched and taught in delicate places yet let out like slowly deflating balloons at odd, asymmetric points.

Taught = taut. I don't mean to be a pissant, but for something so funny I felt correct diction was appropriate.

cthulhu257 Aug 6th, 2008 09:33 PM

Is it just me, or do a lot of those sound like something from a Douglas Adams book? I especially like number 6.

SGFAZ1 Oct 18th, 2009 12:58 PM

What the hell is wrong with the dude in the background of Visiting Hours?!


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