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Pentegarn Aug 10th, 2008 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 573487)
Why am I meant to know that song? What is it from?

For your education of American pop culture of the ealry 80's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uz-sf5UEzc

Colonel Flagg Aug 11th, 2008 11:39 PM

How dominant is Michael Phelps? I just saw the 200 Freestyle final. At the start he was a half-body-length ahead of the field. (The Swiss swimmer kept up for about a lap, but faded quickly.) After each turn, he gained another half-length, and kept it going for 200 meters. He swam the race in world record time, beating the silver medalist (Park, from S. Korea) by nearly 2 seconds.

One word. Wow.

Pub Lover Aug 11th, 2008 11:51 PM

I fully expect him to reach his goal of the most golds at a single Olympics.

In your face, Mark Spitz. :spitsinspitzface

Pentegarn Aug 12th, 2008 05:33 AM

I think it is jacked up that the Olympic's didn't invite Spitz to witness it. He says he wants to be there and fully believes it is going to happen, he even wanted to be the one to give Phelps the medals he is going to win.

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2008 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 573767)
[... Spitz] even wanted to be the one to give Phelps the medals he is going to win.

I don't have a problem with that. Former olympic champions don't typically hand out the next olympic victors' medals, do they? It would, have been nice, I guess, to have Spitz present at the "Cube" for Phelps' last race, just in case. But that didn't happen. :\

Seriously, if the USOC wants to, they can have Mark and Mike pose next to each other, each with all their golds around their neck (à la the Post Olympics SI cover from '72). But frankly, that would be a little cheesy.

Or maybe a lot cheesy. :wisconsin

Pub Lover Aug 12th, 2008 03:50 PM

Erakovic got knocked out in round one. The game was delayed for three days due to rain, but it didn't help her any. Next up, her losing in round one of the US Open.

Dimnos Aug 13th, 2008 05:27 PM

Stuff like this is what makes weightlifting interesting. I mean it sucks to be him and all but...


Pentegarn Aug 13th, 2008 06:34 PM

Oh dear God :faint

WhiteRat Aug 13th, 2008 06:42 PM

Who wants to start praying to Michael Phelps?

WhiteRat Aug 14th, 2008 07:59 PM

Them china men are up to no good:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...sts/index.html

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 14th, 2008 10:45 PM

Not to take anything away from Phelps but doesn't the U.S. have some radical new swimsuit technology? I still think he would beat the competition but I'm not sure if he would still be clubbing the records like he is.

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 574236)

I think time goes faster in China. So by next year the same gymnast is going to at least be 19.

Pentegarn Aug 14th, 2008 10:53 PM

You are not mistaken. I believe (Adidas maybe?) made suits that force the body into a more aerodynamic shape. Critics are calling it 'preformance enhancement clothing'

WhiteRat Aug 14th, 2008 11:16 PM

I thought other countries had access to the suit as well? I always thought that Adiddas wasn't an American exclusive when it came to making money.

Colonel Flagg Aug 14th, 2008 11:41 PM

It's the LZR suit from Speedo, and yes, they are more than happy to supply it to anyone who wants it. The only people complaining about performance enhancement clothing are the other swimsuit manufacturers, and of course, those teams that are contractually obligated to wear suits of different manufacture.

It's a pretty fine line. I seem to remember there was a type of pole that was deemed illegal for pole vaulting - I think it had better shape memory or something, which gave it better snap at the same weight. However, in this case there was independent testing conducted by labs reporting to the Swimming Committee (I don't know the official name) that showed that the advantage was statistically non-meaningful.

And there is, of course, the Placebo Effect - if you believe the suit gives you an advantage, then you perform as if it does.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 15th, 2008 04:08 PM

Well then...GO U.S.A.

Pentegarn Aug 16th, 2008 08:22 AM

How bout that freaking finish Phelps dropped last night!

USA! USA! USA!

WhiteRat Aug 16th, 2008 10:55 AM

Yeah, that was pretty impressive. From the naked eye it's extremely difficult to tell who won.

I'm more interested in the sprinting/mid distance events of track than the other sports. Tyson Gay finished 4th in the 100 semi's failing to qualify for the finals. Guess his hamstring injury might have set him back just a bit. Usain Bolt of Jamaica won the Gold and shattered his previous world record of 9.72s with a 9.69s. American Walter Dix of FSU finished with the Bronze. I really like Dix because during the Olympic Qualifiers he turned down several sponsorship offers and chose to remain an amateur, running in his FSU singlet instead of being plastered with sponsors.

WhiteRat Aug 16th, 2008 09:30 PM


This little bitch got his metal taken away. What a god damn cry baby.

WhiteRat Aug 16th, 2008 11:13 PM


Phelps is a god

Kitsa Aug 17th, 2008 02:13 AM

How much water polo can these women play?

WhiteRat Aug 17th, 2008 02:21 AM

Enough for tops to come conveniently flying off.

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2008 04:52 PM

http://www.foundrymusic.com/media/di...ber_18652.html

Watch the Hungarian dude's elbow fly out of its socket.

bigtimecow Aug 17th, 2008 07:18 PM

so today was my first time watching the olympics, and i saw china beat the fucking shit out of malaysia in badminton. seriously, china walked all over him

and at the end, the winner (china) threw his shoes into the crowd :-/ stinky

Fathom Zero Aug 17th, 2008 07:41 PM

What I learned today; We can't row boats to save our lives.

Dimnos Aug 18th, 2008 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 574525)

This little bitch got his metal taken away. What a god damn cry baby.

Ha ha. Im glad they took his metal away. They should make this pic into a poster about good sportsmanship to put up all over the place at the next olympics as an added punishment. What a dip


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