My life is worse than yours
 

I dare you to prove me wrong!

MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME AND THEY'D SOLD OUT ALL THE TICKETS TO THE LATEST MCR SHOW HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

The other day, I burnt a pizza I was making.:(

Fuck, I lost :(

I need a backiotomy

I was Milli Vanilli

John, if... you know... you need someone to talk to about it... you know... I'm always here for you man. My best to you and your family. :tear

Dude, move on. There will be other pizzas.

I lost $374.

I died :eek

You're 1/2 dead.

Edit: I retract my statement after reading Taddles' baby mama drama.

Awake at 1am on a Friday posting on a message board.

You guys don't understand how great your life's are. Yesterday , I had all the Chaos Emeralds in Sonic 1, but then missed the last bonus round.

MISSED IT! I WASTED TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE!

Also, my dad is buddhist.

ummm...

my mom left us to live with a man in a trailer. the man set up the dryer wrong and the whole trailer burned down with my cat and dog inside...

AND, my burger king apple fries fell on the floor!!!

My Burger King doesn't sell Apple Fries :(

My country doesn't sell apple fries.

It was months ago, but it still feels like yesteday. The pain stays with you.

My free generic multi-tool broke yesterday :(

My ruby slippers have too many rubies. :(

i don't have a bunny :(

I read a thread that Lobo Tommy replied to.

My money didn't come on time.

I blame the gas prices -- And Jesus.

I have too much money and ladies to rub up against.

I pissed blood everywhere at school today.