you suck.
these are the people i'll be working for.
http://outbreakundead.com/
they're sponsoring a zombie walk, and i have been hired for the zombie assembly line.
line 'em up and zombify them alllllllllll

How do people get these jobs.

i have alot of experience with zombie make up (been doing special effects make up since i was in high school and i have years of experience doing make up, hair and wardrobe in the theater) and i'm probably the only person that reads the craigslist "gigs" section for something other than the "adult gigs".