Some really good I-Mockery news :o
 

I'm really excited about this... even though I'm gonna be paying a lot more each month now :o

http://www.i-mockery.com/blog/view_comments.php?id=99

Cool, baby. Not that I know shinola about what you whippersnappers call com-pyou-tors. It's just nice to know so many folks out there want to see, read and be a part of all that is I-mockery.



Fuckin' idiots.

Congratulations are in order. Couldn't wish such success on a nicer, funnier, more abnormal guy. I take it this means you'll be buying if we ever have a rematch of our steak-eating contest!

I still miss the days before you went mainstream, though... before you sold out to THE MAN! >:

Isn't great that in these modern now a-go-go days when you sell out to the man it COSTS YOU MORE MONEY!!


WHAT THE FUCK!! GOD DAMN IT!! HOW DOES THAT WORK!!



Where's my slice of the pie, man? That's what I want to know.

You gotta spend money to make money, Burbank baby! This added capacity will pave the way for more ad dollars! Soon he'll be paying people like us to wax his Mockmobile.

Listen to me. Don't do it. He is not talking about his car, or waxing in the traditional car related sense.





didn't i learn that the hard way.

Tell me about it! I like how when he mentioned our infamous "steak-eating contest" he conveniently forgot to mention it was tubesteak. :x

Seriously though, thanks for the congrats guys. Much appreciated.

congratulations indeed :o

with more bandwidth coming in, does this mean that we'll get search back?

And you conveniently forgot to mention that you won by seven inches. "You just gotta learn to relax your throat," you told me. :puke

Nope. I-Mockery.com and I-Mockery.net are with two completely different hosts and I intend to keep it that way. At least with that solution, if one site goes down, the other is still up, rather than everything crashing together. Plus running a board on the same server as the site could really slow things down in all areas.

See, now, that's what I thought. I guess I'm not really such a stone age cretin after all.

And relaxing your throat is for babies. Call me when you can relax your esophagus, your stomach and your large intestine. 'Cause that's what yall are gonna need for the likes of my elephantine lady pleaser.

THIS IS GOOD TO HEAR. WE SHOULD REVIVE THE HATE PAGES IN COMMEMORATION.

And the Danger Aardvarks, which I just made up now.

i-mockery gets hate mail? :tear

post it plz

I thought that was just for mail that was particularly stupid, not hate mail. :(

:) great news man. congrats

Actually, a detective recently called me about one of the old mockery sites. He wouldn't go into details, but apparently some kids in a junior high school were looking at it... so something must've happened. I mean, they're not gonna have a detective just call you because some kids were looking at your site. o.O

Dick Tracy is so gonna kick your ass for making fun of ravers, man.

So, Tracy hires PickleMan as a mercenary now?

I wish that someone would ask me for money because I think I'd give it to them.

Uh, give me some money?

Anyway, ok everyone, I'm officially signed up for the dedicated server now! Woooo!

-Intel P4 3.0 Ghz CPU with HyperThreading
-800 Mhz Front Side Bus
-1 GB PC3200 Dual Channel 400Mhz DDR SDRAM
-120 GB 7200rpm drive with 8MB cache
-1200 GB Data Transfer per Month
-RedHat Linux Fedora Core 2
-cPanel/WHM (Current stable version)
:worship

We're gonna remain on the virtual private server for a little while still during the site's transition over to the new dedicated server. This will ensure that there little to no downtime at all. Once we're up 'n running on the new server I'll letcha know.

Thanks again to those of you who've been visiting the site all these years and helping support all o' this stuff we work on.

:picklehat