Masturbation Addiction
I jack off 4 times a day. For the past year and half. I want to stop. How?
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Go to the "Post Your Picture Here" thread. We are all there.
That ought to cure you. |
suicide is the only answer
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Find yourself a girl/boyfriend.
Or you can always become a eunuch. |
Only 4 times a day? Buddy, you have some wackin' to do if you want to catch up to me and my 17 masturbatory sessions.
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Why would you want to stop. Wanking is a very healthy thing to do. Unless you do it inside a frozen chicken, get wedged in the rib cage and have to go to the hospital.
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i'd rather be nuts than have nuts :P
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Realistically, before trying to stop, consider this: Is it disrupting your ability to complete normal daily activities? Is it distressing to you? Do you choose uh, "self love" over social situations when you have the choice? Do you mentally obsess over it when you're not doing it?
If none of these symptoms are present or problematic, then you're fine and normal, no matter how ofter you uh, "spend quality time/ with yourself". so don't obsess over it. If these symptoms do exist, consider seeing a therapist who can help you understand why you do it and help you manage it. Or consider going to a sexual compulsives 12-step meeting. And watch out for signs that the addiction is just tranfering to another behavior. |
Fastrunner I can run faster than you
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Hello fastrunner! :conspiracy
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Sethomas, i bet you can run faster than me. I actually can't run very fast at all. It's the name of an all inuit produced movie that i've been wanting to see for a long time.
But all of that has nothing to do with the Somemoron (the thread originator)'s problem. Any updates, Somemoron? |
He must be busy, trying to break White Rat's record.
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Constant Jackery will eventual make your penis unable to react to stimuli, then you'll go insane at not having sexual stumuli so you'll turn to lengths such as: watching Anime and Cramming cumbersome objects up your rectum and urethra.
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At which point you yell HOME SWEET HOME!!!
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He shattered the cat's hips and it died, and the hips collapsed around his dick and he couldn't get his dick out of the cat's asshole. |
It's pretty common knowledge that when you fuck a cat, you don't get to unfuck unless the cat agrees with you and lets you go. Apparently this is so. Even in death.
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What is it with dead kitty stories here lately
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Yeah.
Yeah. :( |
Don't start mister!
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I just realized I'm in Guitar Woman's sig.
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Congratulations
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Don't patronize me. >:
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I decided you were more hilarious than Fathom
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Would you even say I made you LOL?
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