All Hail the King of Awesomeland
 

So, the ex-girlfriend with whom I'd still been sleeping. This morning I walked in her bedroom and she was with a guy and a girl, both friends of hers I'd already met.

I pulled her out to have a discussion of why this upset me. While this was happening, the other guy and other girl were going at it in the bedroom.

To demonstrate why I was upset, I walked back into the bedroom and shooed out the guy, then proceeded to fuck my ex's best friend on my ex's bed while my ex watched until my ex was bawling in tears.

Haha, that is awesome.

Were you yelling THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS over and over while doing it?

hahahahahaha ;< THAT'LL TEACH HER

What the FUCK? :lol

that is a funny story. but you were still wrong. who expects monogamy from a fuck buddy, besides the courtesy of letting you know that they are fucking people who arent you?

Well, she insisted that we WEREN'T just fuck buddies, so that was largely part of the point I was trying to make.

So, two chicks found out just how big your balls are.

No, but I did ask if she wanted to join in.

The pimp hand is strong with this one. I salute you Seth.

I want with all my heart to believe this actually happened.

Yeah, it'd have been pretty cool if I had taken pictures.

I am crushed. The noble Seth has taken human form. He has become Teh Fallen.

I hoped to be taken by a God

The Seth has not fallen, he is quite glorious and only made more powerful by his manly ways. You would be so lucky.

Seth, didn't you want to become a priest or something? We've established that I'm not really well-versed in Catholic doctrine, but this seems like the kind of thing that's mildly frowned upon.

Can't he just get his slate wiped clean on Sunday?




And then can't he go to confession, oh!

Yeah, I've been talking to people about how I'd totally become a priest if I could convince myself away from my heresies, or if I saw the Church amend itself into something I can agree with more absolutely.

So, yeah, for now I'm content with being a grave sinner.

I'm sure the fatalism helps with that too.

I do not believe we have seen the same catholic church in action my good man.

UPDATE! Now in GENERAL BLABBER! And, I DON'T KNOW WHY!

In like the FIRST WEEK of December, she sent me G-chat messages threatening to send a TELL ALL (read: what she remembers/not "all") email to the university's admissions department so that, when I wish to reapply, they will TURN ME DOWN. She said she'd let me know when she sends them. Then within that same week, she sent me very congenial messages asking what items and such of mine she had that she might return them. That was the last I heard of her--no updates of sent emails.

UNTIL TODAY!

I got home from work and found a g-chat message from her saying that she sent the email to the admissions department. After careful deliberation of how to deal with her in the most humane way possible, I tried to call her to see what kind of mental issues she's having. No luck, just voicemail! So, then I started making fun of her to my friends, who are all in consensus that she is fucked in the head.

Me: i just think it'd be funny if everyone at the admissions office
Me: printed it out and hung it up
Me: and all be like "AWESOME"
Me: and invite me to the office so they can give me a high-five

I think I saw something like this on Extreme College Sluts 16.

Thats pretty badass, man. Here's to hoping she's bluffing or this "tell-all" is met with hysterical laughter.