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RaScAr May 1st, 2003 02:35 PM
If you could give yourself head...
 
...would you? :)

Protoclown May 1st, 2003 05:34 PM
Strike one.

Royal Tenenbaum May 1st, 2003 05:35 PM
Yes, but I definitely wouldn't cum in my mouth.

mew barios May 1st, 2003 06:29 PM
fascinating.

Mockery May 1st, 2003 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Yes, but I definitely wouldn't cum in my mouth.
So you're saying you'd pull-out at the last second so you could enjoy the warm love jooce getting sprayed all over your face?

As Mew said... fascinating.

Helm May 2nd, 2003 03:52 AM
It's good for the skin.

James May 2nd, 2003 04:06 AM
What do you mean, IF you COULD give yourself head?

RaScAr May 2nd, 2003 06:28 AM
Well....can you? :/

Protoclown May 2nd, 2003 07:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
Yes, but I definitely wouldn't cum in my mouth.
HOMOPHOBE :lol

James May 2nd, 2003 08:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaScAr
Well....can you? :/
Not anymore. But back when I was still a little scrawny, I could get the head in. But I haven't necessarily tried in quite a while to chow down on my manny beef wand, nor do I really want to try. But I imagine I still can't.

And yes, I share too much. :blowme

Royal Tenenbaum May 2nd, 2003 10:14 AM
If can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well. I would never touch another penis though.

CaptainBubba May 2nd, 2003 10:28 AM
So by the same logic that means that you'd be willing to let her penetrate your vagina with her cock as well?

kellychaos May 2nd, 2003 10:41 AM
Are you kidding me?! Between THAT, Comedy Central, the Discovery Channel and ESPN's Sportscenter ... I wouldn't leave the house ... well, except for beer runs.

Helm May 2nd, 2003 11:53 AM
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If I can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well. I would never touch another penis though.
If you can let... rrright.

kellychaos May 2nd, 2003 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Helm
Quote:
If I can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well. I would never touch another penis though.
If you can let... rrright.
His generosity brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Helm May 2nd, 2003 12:19 PM
Oh oh! A very milky, gooey translucent tear!

Protoclown May 2nd, 2003 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
If can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well.
FAG :lol

Quote:
Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum
I would never touch another penis though.
HOMOPHOBE :lol

Misinformation Man May 2nd, 2003 01:39 PM
DID YOU KNOW:

The ability to perform self-fellatio tends to be a hereditary trait that skips a generation. So if you are unable to do it, that most likely means that your father has actually attempted and succeeded!

kellychaos May 3rd, 2003 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Misinformation Man
DID YOU KNOW:

The ability to perform self-fellatio tends to be a hereditary trait that skips a generation. So if you are unable to do it, that most likely means that your father has actually attempted and succeeded!
A little "rib removal surgery" could accomplish the same thing if the motivation is strong enough. Later in life ... after the surgery ... you could taunt your full grown son by saying it's an hereditary trait and he should be able to do it. You could then conjecture that he inherited THAT gene from his mother so he'll blame HER for his ... ummm ... SHORTcomings (sp?).

AChimp May 3rd, 2003 08:44 PM
Quote:
...would you?
Mmmf? :blowme

Esuohlim May 3rd, 2003 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
A little "rib removal surgery" could accomplish the same thing if the motivation is strong enough.
Aren't there rumors that Marilyn Manson removed his ribs for this reason?

liquidstatik May 4th, 2003 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Aren't there rumors that Marilyn Manson removed his ribs for this reason?
Yes, but I don't think its true... not sure though :/

And no... I would dont suck my own dick. What would be the point in sucking your own dick?

Helm May 4th, 2003 01:57 PM
A smooth, bright and healthy facial complexion.

Jeanette X May 4th, 2003 02:29 PM
I've been doing yoga for years, and I can't give myself head. :/
But I'll bet a guy could if he worked on his flexiblity.

kellychaos May 7th, 2003 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
I've been doing yoga for years, and I can't give myself head. :/
But I'll bet a guy could if he worked on his flexiblity.
Ahhh ... brings to mind my teenage dreams of marrying an olympic gymnast.


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