Dark Dungeons: the terrible truth behind Dnd
 

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp

apparently if you play dnd this will happen to you. i thought it was ammusing so here ya go

:lol I was just telling my GF last night that Tom Hanks first role (that I know of) was in an anti DnD tv movie where he kills all his friends.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084314/

Lol ive heard of that...wonder if i can download it somewere?

I'm sure there are a ton of torrents up

I heard this most of my childhood- that games could be evil or of satan.

I wonder what game I'll see as sent from Satan to destroy our youth.

The folks I played with way back when had about enough coordination to find their backside with both hands. I can't imagine any of those geeks (including me) doing any kind of damage to anyone, let alone doing the work of SATAN.

Now maybe if there were quadratic equations involved ....

My biggest issue with that propaganda comic was all the D&D players were thin and athletic.

I always see dvds of that Tom Hanks film in the $5 dvd bin at Walmart.

yeah dude that shit is terrible there's people using magic powers to walk on water, raise people from the dead and create food from nothing in it, it's fucking ridiculous

You forgot to mention the curses they cast, like making it rain frogs, turning all the water into blood, summoning swarms.

At least the D&D manuals weren't written by people who thought the earth was flat.

AHHAHHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO WORTH SAYING

Was your father a GI?

I like how when "Debbie can't talk because she's fighting the zombie" she is playing by herself and she's not even the DM. GIRLS.....AMIRITE?

What...what IS that? Honestly, what am I looking at? I don´t get it. Is that satire? Is it christian bullshit propaganda? Anti-D&D-worried-Houswifes-crap or what?

It was a vintage comic published in (I am guessing here) the late 70s or early 80s by some religious group when it was fashionable for the uber religious to call D&D a devil worshiping activity.

It's a Chick Tract. There is a documentry on him, I forget what it was called, but worth watching.

There were a bunch of those on all sorts of topics too. I was downtown when I was 16 waiting for a bus transfer and some guy gave me one. I read it for laffs

Some of the old ones are worth money. Turns out they are pretty collectible.

I just remembered a part of that story that I look back on and am amused by. My friend was with me when this happened. I told him, "Look, don't talk to or make eye contact with any of these people downtown. Most of them are freaks." Next thing I know, he replies to the religious guy who said something to him and poof! We get mini books about the evils of something or other (as you can see the message really stuck with me :P ) I said to him, "See? Freaks."