Greatest Story Ever!
 

This one time I posted in a forum just for the sake of being the first one in it....guess when this was! :bestthread

You're not the first. >:

simmer simmer, I was the first to post in the 'stories for the board'. :bestthread

thats the best story i have ever listend to. please tell it again i want to get my kids in here so they might have a listen

It was a brisk february night, most of the world was asleep....when suddenly, JeffGyle wanders out of the shadows to bestow a post upon the brand new I-Mockery forums that would change them forever.....this is that story!

you fogot the part where JeefGyle got anal raped by 4 black midgets.

I left that out on purpose :(