Theosophical Ass Scratcher
If man was made in God's image, does God have to wipe his/her ass after shitting?
This Revelation came to me while walking the dog. |
If you were made in God's image, does that mean that God is fucking dumbass?
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NOW you're starting to get the idea. One gold star for Helm!
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Gods fecal waste is immaculate and as soft and swiftly moving as the western wind.
The rectum of the lord needs not be cleansed with earthly sheets of two-ply bark! Our father in heaven is too busy masturbating. |
and maybe a little ugly on the side.
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Can you imagine what God's semen would go for retail? We'd have little test-tube jesuses popping up all over - healing Lepers, throwing moneylenders out of temples - they'd probably form their own street gang a-la West Side Story. And the choreography! Immaculate.
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I have to agree that the choreography would be pretty supernatural. I'm sure Lionel Richie would kill himself after witnessing such moves.
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I just saw Chicago. Now that movie's got some choreography (and shiny outfits). If Jesus was alive today, what would he wear? I think Jesus is the sort of guy who buys sale items from exclusive designers from places like Thailand and Egypt.
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Surveying the churches in my area, it looks like Jesus is torn between Tommy Hilfiger and Fubu garb.
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