anyone ever buy from the something store? I always wanted to send a gift from that site. That way its a surprise for you and me. But chances are you would get bath salts or a manicure set and I get enought of those from my cousins.

I made a thread on that. I got an oven mitt. :(

I get home from work this afternoon and was filling out the address on my secret santa gift when my sister tells me I have a package in the front room.

"Is it your secret santa gift?" she asked.
"No its too early." I replied mystified what it could be.
But damned if it wasn't that very thing. Dextire is a speedy elf.


And a poet too.

And generous

very generous

and a cautious wrapper. That is ALOT of bubble wrap. And its all for me!!!!!

Thank you, Dextire Merry X-mas


The tally:

A Shiny I-mockery sticker
Nickelodeon Slime
4 madball-ish squirty heads
A monster plushie
12 candy canes in a variety of flavors
Magic Potion (more slime)
Super Snow!
A M&M halloween statue
And 3 DVDs
Plan 9 from Outerspace
Dracula starring Bela Lugosi (legacy Collection)
Friday the 13th III 3D

Many of these things have been featured on the Site. He is a devoted picklehead to be sure.

Nice haul Stonewar, and way to set the bar extremely high for this year's Secret Santa event Dextire! What did the note say? The photo was too small to read.

I think I'll give Dextire a run for his money, once the Photos are posted. Lumpisan has already Messaged to say he received his gift.

I think it says:

There was a boy, who was filled with joy, everytime he got a toy
One Christmas, a package came for the boy in the mail, and the boy’s joy filled to the brink
And when he opened the package, the boy was so excited, he ran smack into the sink
Inside the box was not a pair of socks, or a sweater, or a mop
The boy, who got a new toy, was so filled with joy, his head exploded with a pop

Wow! That was fast! I mean I just shipped it on Friday.

Well, if you consider the month of December as Christmas time, then you only got it one day early. :)

I'm really glad you liked the stuff, Stonewar!

Good eye, Leader! That's it. And now you all know I'm in no way a poet.



May all your heads explode with gory joy this holiday season. :)

I realize after I posted it. the picture was too small to read.
*ahem*
Dear stone--
oh he beat me to it.

Since Leader beat us both, I thought I'd just go ahead and post the whole thing.

Ha ha! That's the spirit, BatmanJohnson! "It's better to give than receive. So I, BatmanJohnson, shall give the best gift of all! I will win this Christmas competition! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Awesome. I can't wait to see the gifts! :)

I would like to sign up.

:rolleyes

Sign-ups closed a while ago, so unless there's another person who is late to the game who would like to do a gift exchange with you, I'm afraid you're outta luck this year, Sherlock.

Just sent mine out. (later than I wanted, but it took till late yesterday to come up with an idea for the 'coup de grâce' gift)

So now I play the waiting game, or Mass Effect, or Warsong, or whatever

MINE IS DONE AND READY TO BE SHIPPED OUT TOMORROW!!!

I can't wait until my SECRET PERSON gets mine. YOU'RE GOING TO LOOOOOOOOVE IT!

Got mine shipped out today as well.

well i have an IDEA at least of what to send for s. santa :( hopefully i'm not gonna go over the timelimit

I hope your not my Secret Santa. :(

WE GOT UNTIL DEC 5TH CALM DOWN

Half of my Secret Santa goodies are here, but unfortunately the rest of it may be late getting to me by a few days. I'll ship it out a soon as I have it all together though, shouldn't be the 10th at the latest. :(

I think for next year if someone is going to participate they should at least fill out the form in the "New person thread as a qualifier."

This is going to be a cluster-f, I can feel it.

I just wish my person would post photos :\.

Don't worry batman's johnson. It's probably still being shipped out.

I mean that, I wish the person I shipped to would post photos, Since it arrived on monday.

do you have your receipts >:

Yup and confirmation to the person I shipped to. Oh well He does have until the 22nd.

Give him time. I'm real lazy myself.

I have a last minute gift idea (hey, I got other gifts too, don't think I waited until the last second) but i think it might be a "little" to much.

Deadline hasn't hit yet.

I sitll need to go shopping. Possibly tonight.

Yeah, I haven't done it yet either. Plenty of time.

Ummm so I thought I agreed to do this, but I never got a person to send a present. Is there a problem? PM me.

You can send me one, Mattjack, and I'll post pictures.

You never sent me your address. I sent you a PM about it too.

I shipped my box out priority yesterday :)

I just have some little stuff left to get, if it doesn't get here by December, 5. I'll just ship what I have and keep the rest for myself. :)

I just went with what I thought would be a cool gift to receive, even if it went over the price limit. :3

I'm still thinking of some stuff to get

between not having access to my computer for several days and essentially working two full time jobs at the same time, i'm surprised i was able to get a present together (yesterday) and ship it out (today) before the deadline. the "wrapping" paper (read: paper i stuffed in the box to keep stuff from moving too much) is really janky, but i'm certain the contents of the box are more than adequately awesome.

Well, this sucks. I couldn't get the items I wanted to send, so I'll have to just think of something else. Sorry in advance, recipient.

I just sent out my stuff. Should be good.

just gotta finish up a few touches (LETTER ETC) and put it in a box, prob. out tomorrow or the fifth if i can't get to the post office in time tomorrow

Well, I wouldn't worry too much, you did your part, you can't get in trouble if they forget to post. That said, I understand waning your hard work to get the time in the spotlight it deserves.

There's no reason to be upset about someone not posting pictures before the deadline for sending your gift(s) is even up yet.

Not really upset, just anxious. I know the deadline is still a ways off.

Just got back from the post office, it'll prolly start it's no doubt epic and perilous journey on monday.

Also, to my SS, I underestimated the costs of my gifts in my letter. Last one threw me up another 8 bux. So merry chrimmas!

I sent mine on wednesday, but looking at the reciept I realized to post worker didn't even ask how I wanted it sent if I wanted confirmation or anything. But I also handed her 15 musical christmas cards that had to be individually weighed and postage printed. What a pain in the ass. I am never doing that again.

Like a character in a zany movie who suddenly woke up in a girl's body, I am thoroughly enjoying my new box of fun!



The first thing was a note that was obviously a pain in the ass to make, complete with a picture of the Grinch at the bottom.



The next was, surprisingly, a movie that I am interested in but have never seen and do not already own. Clearly this "Pentegarn" has intimate knowledge of the conversations I have with my younger brother.



The next was a festive bag of Hershey's kisses, complete with a recipe for cookies on the back. Cookies that I will never bake.



The "big present" in the bunch is none other than a remote controlled helicopter! This was actually the top present in the box, but you can't start with helicopter and work your way down to chocolate. That would just be ridiculous.

I'd like to thank everyone who took part in the Secret Santa, I had a hell of a lot of fun, and hopefully you all did too. I especially hope this post was as funny to you as it was to me. And big special thanks to Pentegarn for something that will undoubtedly annoy the shit out of my parents until I break it in 2 weeks. And chocolate.

Merry Christmas everyone!

I mailed my package today.

Here is my gift from Stonewar.


Merry Christmas. :)

What's the thing on the left?

No idea. Mp3 player of some sort?

It's an Ipod shuffle

That sounds expensive. :o

Damn, people're gettin' good shit this year.

Nah, it's not.

Link

Way to call your secret santa cheap. :rolleyes

edt oops, I misread who you quoted. Still, though.

Wow, there are some great gifts this year! Definitely no dollar store stuff so far (I know there's a rule and all, but still).

Nice job, Stonewar and Pentegarn!

I was worried the "ransom Xmas note" glue wouldn't hold. Glad it held after all :)

Finally bought my gifts, just need to send them out. Looks like good gifts so far all around.

I'm disappointed to have not seen Hello Kitty snacks and Floam already.

Wait, could we use Floam as packaging?

Hey if you can figure out the logistics of using floam as packaging more power to you.

Just mailed my package.

I got drunk and broke my helicopter already.

2 weeks, 2 days, as long as you did it in 2 right? :P

i got my secret santa package in the mail today! Thanks Ozzie! Will post pics probably tomorrow.

i got a note on friday saying its at the PO and im sorry im sorry im sorry secret santana i havent sent out yet :( DONT WORRY IT WILL BE WORTH THE WAIT

Well I got my secret Santa present that I sent out BACK to me. Didn't get past quarantine after all, I think it was the liquor that I didn't declare.

Still, it looks like it was a good thing it came back because I could look what other people sent and I added stuff to it to make it not shit.

I hope it wont be late, sorry :\

Mailed mine yesterday.

I hope you're my secret santa.

No you are right. I admit it. I bought it for $.01
The memory chip that i had buy separately however....

I bought the stuff today, i'll send it out either tomorrow or tuesday

Not again

I have almost all of mine, I could send it out now, but then someone would be short a gift.

Personally I wouldn't mind getting something after Christmas. Someone has to spend some extra dollars to send it here and I'm grateful for that.

Thanks Captain for the load, sorry you had to spend so much for shipping. I'll send you a pm about some of the products

got my gift from DonkeyRyan today.. I won't be opening 'till the weekend though.
Thanks a lot for sending me something!

Aight guys Batmanjohnson was my secret santa prepare toi behold the mighty wonders of his gifts and be amazed

Aight so there is absolutely nothing about his gifts i dont love.... cakes... candy comics batman action figure motherfuckin dinosaurs ,man this is the greatest gift ever! First thingsfirst though heres a pic of the awsome candy i was sent.... it didnt last long after the picture.... black black is honestly a personal favorite (best mint gum ever!) andes makes strawberry flavored chocolate now? whatever it was fucking delicousand also a sharpie

So the comics i got were brpd issue 1 (hellboy) tales of the corp issue one of three (green lantern) and roger rabbits toontown circa 1991 (must say was ammusing to see the old gameboy adverts). But i gotta say my favorite was punisher batman

so hard to resist the urge to take out of the box and play with it.... he loks like hes made to fight megatron with snake eyes i mean look at all those points of articulation

i did have abit of trouble with the dinosaurs tho....

all in all i must say thank you bj you rock merry x-mas ^^

Awesome thanks! I honestly almost Kept batman, he looks so damned awesome.

You're welcome! I don't know how you can do that, it would be killing me. haha

Are those really strawberry Andes? I've had the cherry ones, never heard of strawberry ones before.

Very nice gifts, BatmanJohnson! You have indeed given me a cardiovascular workout for my currency.

Lol, nicely put.

Weird...I have a Batman vs. Punisher comic too, but it's a completely different cover with another Batman. Did they make a sequel? And Ryan-the wait makes it better. Edit: I like your new avatar dextire. you should make one for every seasonmonth.

I don't know if it was a sequel, but I know the one you are talking about. I own that one issue too. Dextires avatar is cool. Also they were cherry andes.

That my friend is no mere Sharpie. It is in fact a Sharpie Mini Marker Key Chain! Now wherever you go, you have access to a Sharpie.
Be sure to wield your new found power wisely.

Glad you guys like the new avatar. It's the result of 30 minutes until Doc Mock started. :)

I have literally a couple dozen of those sharpies. I love them so convenient for a little graffiti.

OK SO WHO ELSE STILL HASNT SENT A GIFT OUT :(

ps i have them all packaged up i just gotta get to the postal office dont have a conniption

SENT. also package recieved, will post pictrues soonish

HERE IS A PILE THAT WAS IN A BOX


I GOT SOME LICENSED CANDIES


I GOT SOME KIDS STUFF


I GOT A THING TO MAKE MY OWN COOKIES :(


I GUESS I CAN'T GIVE MYSELF SECOND DEGREE BURNS WITH THIS THOUGH RIGHT :P

thanks poppers number i cant remember dude! i will try and come up with funny picture stories later (warning: i may not fit all the presents in(ONLY PLANNING ON USING THE COOKIE MAKER THING ATM))

I wish I had that New Moon chocolate. I would trade it to a girl at work for a kiss. :(

they're kind of like cadbury creme eggs, only the shell is actually as thin as an egg so they break and run all over the place very easily. plus the stuff inside is also closer to a raw egg's consistency. which is weird because they are shaped NOTHING like an egg

also they only taste about half as good

Just sent mine out yesterday.

Great haul, Executioneer! Dare I ask how the Krabby Patties taste?

I like how the Gingerbread Men thing boasts "Lots of Candy."
I have no idea what kind of candy you'll get, but you'll get lots of it. :)