Getting Married/ Bachelor Party
 

My friend is getting married in September and I need to plan a bachelor party.

He doesn't want a stripper so that's out. Lame

I'm thinking about renting a limo and going out to a few bars. I want to get a t.v. in the limo though so we can play some WCW Revenge and drive around all classy like.

Definitely need some cigars too.

Any other ideas?

Limo... bar hopping... WCW Revenge. Sounds like a solid plan as is, Ghost.

If only you lived near Vegas :(

Donkey Show

like in that one Tom Hanks movie.

You should all do hallucinogens and get all "BRO YER SO COOL" on each other.

For a joke how about a fatagram, tried to get one for my cousins stag party but she was booked out even at 11am on valentines day, if you live near a horse track go there place some bets make some money fall over barricades onto bushes etc

You should hire a clown.

I've seen Vulgar so no clowns. Maybe we'll take a limo to Vegas though.

Vegas would be great. Take him to the chicken ranch. Technically, it's not hiring a stripper.

That's the bitch about Vegas, though- chances are you're going to spend more than you planned. I know I did and gladly would again.

FOR HIS SPECIAL WEDDING PRESENT TRY NOT TO TELL HIM CONSTANTLY THAT, "IM HAPPY YOURE GETTING MARRIED, EVEN THOUGH I DONT BELIEVE IN IT."

I'll try not to them him that. Maybe we'll take train somewhere.

Take him to Buffalo.

I don't think I have enough money for that. It's a long trip.

Take him to see the plane crash.

You're right!

You could get a picture of him standing in front of it standing like hes pissing the fire out.

Bachelor party
 

I DONT HAVE A C*CK

that statement's not as broad as i might have expected :(

I was the best man setting up a bachelor party for a buddy just recently. I learned two things:

1.) Make sure to make it absolutely clear with your friend that he better not bring his fiancee. In fact, try to plan the party when she is out of town or otherwise pre-occupied.

2.) Take his cell phone so she can't call.

Good advice, thanks Russo. I'm going to give her my cell # in case of an emergency but not to "just wanna talk". I think Paul actually picked our other friend to be the best man but he's lazy and doubt he would plan anything. I guess it's not that he's lazy but is married and has two kids. :(

You should make him do all the things that girls do on their bachelorette parties. Wear a giant candy cock necklace, tiara, sash, etc. Make him feel like a 'mo.