Double Dash was terrible :<
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It wasn't terrible. I mean it delivered basically the same thing the previous two did -- three difficulties, sixteen tracks and mirror mode. It suffers from Melee-itis and all the characters are clones of eachother. And they re-used a lot of the music. And it's impossible to get a boost in two-player co-op. And powersliding is impossible. And the battle minigames are awful.
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I remember when I was younger and I had friends, and we could just play the Battle mode on 64 for hours and hours.
We didn't even fight directly, we just drove around on Block Fortress shooting shells and bananas into the bottom level and trying to knock each other off :< |
And can someone explain to me why fat fucks Wario and Bowser drive faster than Toad and Koopa Troopa?
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And it's also a crime if, when taking DD's shit factor into consideration, you don't mention Baby Park, the most horrible and retardedly unoriginal track in the history of Mario Kart. Why the fuck they ported it to DS and made it playable online is completely beyond me, and every time I'm playing and some fag picks it I DISCONNECT IMMEDIATELY.
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Also, heavy characters have a high top speed and low acceleration rate, which means that if you don't drive in a criss cross pattern or hit anything then you can GO LIKE HELL.
Most of the time this is impossible, though. |
I was going to mention Baby Park but I thought I had disparaged it enough.
I miss Crash Team Racing. :\ |
I love double dash ;< It's way better than the piece of shit that was kart 64.
Also, Mario Strikers Charged is a fucking amazing game, and if you go LOL MARIO SOCCER YEAH OK without even playing it, then you have no right to complain about people going LOL SHOOTERS YEAH OK about your 360/PS3/3DO/Neo-Geo. |
Chojin, I generally respect your opinion in these matters, but I'd like you to give me a detailed explanation as to why you hate MK64 so I will have points to base my logic on when I tell you to go fuck yourself.
Ok? :< |
Sure -
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Blue Shells are even worse in Double Dash. You only get them if you're in last place, and the only person they help is the person in second place, or third if it's a close race.
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They work the same way in the 64, GBA, GC, and DS versions, but they showed up in the N64 version first is all I was saying.
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No, the 64 one had some use, because it would swerve to hit all of the players ahead of you, but in DD it just flies over everybody, gets to first place incredibly fast (so much so that you can't keep up with it) and knocks out the person in first. But by that time it's so far gone that you can't possibly make any gain on it unless you saved and threw it when you were in second place, in which case you would probably nuke yourself in the explosion.
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OK MY REBUTTAL
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SO THERE I admit that it's not nearly as good as I remember it being, but it's still way better than that pile of shit Double Dash. |
CHOJIN WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT BUTTON SO I WON'T MAKE SO MANY TYPOS
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Also, I don't see any teleporting, per se, but the characters in second and third are always the same for the 4 races in a Prix, and they always seem to MAGICALLY speed up even if you've completely devastated them.
Of course, this happens in every other Mario Kart, too. :< |
Every Kart game. Cortex always wins in CTR.
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I remember on the desert level I'd always try going through the train tunnel because I was convinced I could make it a shortcut, but the train raped me EVERY TIME and when it didn't I came out and was in like 8th place
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Double Dash is a great game with much better balance, ai, levels, and speed than 64. I really don't see what your problem is! |
I liked N64's Rainbow Road simply because you could take that awesome shortcut if you jumped off at the very beginning.
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I like Mario Kart 64 and Double Dash! They're fun games!
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD THIS IS A FUCKING WARZONE AND WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FENCESITTERS
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In fact, thanks to this thread I realize that Mario Kart is crappy in general and only getting worse so I won't waste my money on the Wii version. But hey, more dough for me to buy No More Heroes with! |
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So, Mario Kart has no games that I like for anything other than nostalgic value except the DS one which I don't like anyway because the online community is full of fucking faggots and it says FUCK ALL and doesn't even include the game's coolest tracks for wifi play.
Fuck this series :[ |
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