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The One and Only... Nov 18th, 2004 09:26 PM

For all you people who wanted to AIM this girl...
 
Removed.

Perndog Nov 18th, 2004 09:28 PM

Man, I would have started ignoring her just after seeing that screen name.

The One and Only... Nov 18th, 2004 09:29 PM

Good for you. If I had a cookie, I would give it to you.

Now, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!!!

adept_ninja Nov 18th, 2004 09:39 PM

Haha see what I mean? Now you will get revenge because for a week people will bug the shit outta her. then move on to somthing new :/

GADZOOKS Nov 19th, 2004 03:08 AM

I bet OAO made up that name so he can see what the people at I-mockery really think about him

McMock Nov 19th, 2004 04:48 AM

What if we ask her all kinds of embarassing details about you? Do we post the conversations here as well?

Dole Nov 19th, 2004 10:24 AM

sdole: hi there....so you travel on buses I hear?
Marizzle10: wtf? who is this?
sdole: I am a friend of the boy you love.
Marizzle: is this jake?
sdole: no, not jake...aren't you in love with some nerdy fencing kid at your school? The fat nazi?
Marizzle10: fuck off jake
sdole: he lurves you very much
sdole: that is if you actually exist
Marizzle10: oh HIM. No, unfortunately I dont actually exist. I am an invention of his designed to elicit sympathy from anonymous message board posters.
sdole: so...if you dont exist, I presume this conversation isn't actually happening?
Marizzle10: That's right. This is actually your poor attempt at humour during a boring lunch hour.
sdole: so this is a fictional conversation between myself and...myself?
Marizzle10: Thats right. I would abandon it right now if I was you, as at this point there is no obvious punchline to end it with.
sdole: good plan. laterz
Marizzle10: Cheerio
**sdole signed off at 14:30**

pjalne Nov 19th, 2004 10:30 AM

Wait, is that OAO?

Helm Nov 19th, 2004 10:51 AM

dole talking with dole while dole makes a joke

FS Nov 19th, 2004 10:53 AM

It's all made up by Dole, if I'm not mistaken.

But I'll get to the bottom of this:


Marizzle10: Greetings junsdierkens! Let's talk a while! Would you like to talk about 1) current events 2) the weather 3) sports 4) love 5) movies?
junsdierkens: 4
Marizzle10: You'd like to talk about love! Well let's get started!
junsdierkens: I... I saw you in the bus this morning.
Marizzle10: You saw I in the bus this morning! How interesting!
junsdierkens: You were wearing that green t-shirt.
Marizzle10: I were wearing that green t-shirt? Really?
junsdierkens: Tell me, do you... do you love me?
Marizzle10: Hmmm, I don't know, you tell me!
junsdierkens: Well, I know I love you.
Marizzle10: You know I love I! How interesting! Aww, thank you!
junsdierkens: And... do you?
Marizzle10: And... do I? Well I don't know!
junsdierkens: I love you!
Marizzle10: I love I? Really?
junsdierkens: DAMN YOU STOP PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS
Marizzle10: You don't have to shout! I can hear you just fine!
junsdierkens: I'll kill myself if you don't love me
Marizzle10: Would you like to talk about 1) current events 2) the weather 3) sports 4) love 5) movies?
junsdierkens: I'll throw myself on my fencing sword or whatever
Marizzle10: Would you like to talk about 1) current events 2) the weather 3) sports 4) love 5) movies?
junsdierkens: It'll probably just break but I DON'T CARE
Marizzle10: It'll probably just break Really? You don't have to shout! I can hear you just fine! How interesting!
junsdierkens: FUCK YOU! YOU DON'T CARE!!
Marizzle10: I don't like bad language! You don't have to shout! I can hear you just fine! Really?

Previous message I don't like bad language! You don't have to shout! I can hear you just fine! Really? was not received by user junsdierkens because: user is not online.

McMock Nov 19th, 2004 11:25 AM

That was funny. Well done, FS.

MetalMilitia Nov 19th, 2004 12:12 PM

damn i want to join in the fun. Anyone know a good 3rd party AIM client so i dont have to put gAyOL IM on my PC.

The One and Only... Nov 19th, 2004 04:18 PM

Christ, I'm not that much of a nerd.

This is a real person. You guys wanted the s/n, so I gave it to you.

The One and Only... Nov 19th, 2004 04:20 PM

And I'm not suicidal over this. Where did you even get that?

The One and Only... Nov 19th, 2004 04:53 PM

DAMN YOU ROG, FOR NOT FIXING THE EDIT FEATURE!!!

Sorry guys, I've been on AIM too much lately, so I'm a little out of touch with posting everything I need to say in a single message.

Anyway, some things to bring up if you want to spice up the discussion:

1. Ask her if she saved my sexual fantasy so that you can read it.
2. Tell her that you and her ain't nothing but mammals and you want to do it like they do on the DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!!
3. Post the lyrics to Splash Waterfalls immediately afterward.
4. Ask for a copy of the CD from her friend Cortney.
5. Tell her to stop staring at you.
6. Tell her that your boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever is going to beat her up.
7. Tell her to wear that sexy skirt and pink top on Monday.
8. Tell her that I miss the sound of her voice :( .
9. Get her to join I-Mockery and duke it out in the Mock Wars.
10. Link to this thread, so that she knows I'm responsible for all of this.

Oh yeah... and Marissa, inevitably you're eventually going to see this, so yeah, it's Jack. But seriously, will you tell these guys I'm not fat anymore? I mean, damn. Give me some credit where it is due. I may suck with women, but at least I'm not a fat ass.

kellychaos Nov 19th, 2004 04:58 PM

Enough. Do you hear me?!

Perndog Nov 19th, 2004 06:54 PM

I am Jack's righteous indignance.

AChimp Nov 19th, 2004 08:09 PM

After writing that list, you should seriously consider becoming suicidal, OAO. :lol

Anonymous Nov 19th, 2004 08:43 PM

You and Marissa deserve each other, Jack.:lol

The One and Only... Nov 19th, 2004 11:43 PM

Removed.

Jixby Phillips Nov 20th, 2004 12:35 AM

lol

Jixby Phillips Nov 20th, 2004 12:37 AM

Playing Strip Twister

Leave it.Or call if you wanna join

Highlight This:Even if you can't see Him, God is always with you, and if you believe this, put this in your profile.

Tell me again that we will be Lovers and Friends

"Take chances.Tell the truth.Date someone totally wrong for you.Say no.Spend all your cash.Fall in love.Get to kno someone random.Be random.Say I love you.Sing out loud. Laugh at a stupid joke.Cry. Apologize.Tell someone how much they mean to you.Laugh til your stomach hurts.Live life.And most of all,have no regrets."

Thats so fetch!!

(\ /)
(O.o) Copy Stew the bunny into your profile
(> <)

nothing4buddha Nov 20th, 2004 12:57 AM

jesus, get over it OAO

MetalMilitia Nov 20th, 2004 08:00 AM

OAO: my god, are all the girls you know completely retarded?

best bits:

Quote:

Cortneigh23: ive gotten in troble for it too
Cortneigh23: thanks
OAO3405: Uh huh.
OAO3405: I bet.
Cortneigh23: i seriously have ask ne one'

Quote:

OAO3405: Did she really break up w/ her boyfriend?
Cortneigh23: yeah
OAO3405: Oh.
Cortneigh23: he started following her too much jus like you
Great relationship they must have had. :rolleyes


Quote:

Cortneigh23: ur a loser u suck ur own 7.5 inch pepe and has no fariend leave me and my friend alone

Helm Nov 20th, 2004 10:38 AM

Quote:

damn i want to join in the fun. Anyone know a good 3rd party AIM client so i dont have to put gAyOL IM on my PC.
...because the other two people that posted their logs actually used aol, right?


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